Fathering Autism #151 Hands waiting, click baiting, we see in sweet girl eyes many untold secrets and lies

[RocketQueen]

I dont see any way in hell that P could be a size 22, or a 2X. NO WAY.
Same with Lauren, who was just posting about getting into size 22 jeans. Granted, I will say Lauren is kicking butt, she looks so much better and is exercising daily, but her middle is still HUGE. I see no possible way she can somehow smush all of that into a 22.

 

[JunoandMaya]

Ain't no way she's a 2X.

 

[Cardinal Rule]

Tonight’s the night! The great box reveal! What’s in the damn box?! Piggy says it weighs 7 pounds. Wouldn’t it be funny if it was a gallon of drinking water. Although that usually comes in at a little over 8 pounds. SlimeLife could be telling their beauty guides, “Drink more water!” It’s the first successful beauty treatment. Paraffin bath kit? Who knows? Who cares!

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Piggy taking a late (per AssA) Zoom meeting…IN BED! What an insult if it’s with her downline. Like you know, “I had this all inclusive trip that you girls didn’t earn so I’m so tired and chose to meet with you and gossip about my trip horizontally while you underlings are all upright.” Teacup, Jamie, Stephanie, Jellybean, Tricia 2, you must all have Piggy’s number by now. Fly high, Girls!

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Tonight’s the night! The great box reveal! What’s in the damn box?! Piggy days it weighs 7 pounds. Wouldn’t it be funny if it was a gallon of drinking water. Although that usually comes in at a little over 8 pounds. SlimeLife could be telling their beauty guides, “Drink more water!” It’s the first successful beauty treatment. Paraffin bath kit? Who knows? Who cares!

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Piggy taking a late (per AssA) Zoom meeting…IN BED! What an insult if it’s with her downline. Like you know, “I had this all inclusive trip that you girls didn’t earn so I’m so tired and chose to meet with you and gossip about my trip horizontally while you underlings are all upright.” Teacup, Jamie, Stephanie, Jellybean, Tricia 2, you must all have Piggy’s number by now. Fly high, Girls!

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Liver detox kits? Slimelife tankinis with puffy sleeves? Slime yoga attire?

 

[SCCOct66]

Is there anybody on the Planet who loves the sound of his own voice more than MOOBIE DICK? And in his sickening porno daycare voice. Barfaroni.

He shared this bath routine video on TikTok. Why use a five year old video about bathtime Asa? Because we know good and well. Abby has regressed to the point where she can’t biathe herself now. If she could, you wouldn’t have to dip into old footage. Disgusting. Sidenote, bring his haircut back.

 

[Cardinal Rule]

Liver detox kits? Slimelife tankinis with puffy sleeves? Slime yoga attire?

Seven pounds of expired beauty products?
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He shared this bath routine video on TikTok. Why use a five year old video about bathtime Asa? Because we know good and well. Abby has regressed to the point where she can’t biathe herself now. If she could, you wouldn’t have to dip into old footage. Disgusting. Sidenote, bring his haircut back.

In the video when they returned home from paradise, Big P was working on the recipe for a sandwich video. She said the sandwich was a TikTok trend. AssA responded that those were two of his favorite things: sandwiches and TikTok! He probably thinks he can corner the market on TT revenue by cropping old videos already in the can, while saving himself time by not having to film new content.

 

[#anon2022]

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FIX YO SELF, Percillerpants!
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This is what came to mind, when she jumped in!!

Then followed by:

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

Seven pounds of expired beauty products?
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In the video when they returned home from paradise, Big P was working on the recipe for a sandwich video. She said the sandwich was a TikTok trend. AssA responded that those were two of his favorite things: sandwiches and TikTok! He probably thinks he can corner the market on TT revenue by cropping old videos already in the can, while saving himself time by not having to film new content.

I hope the Goobygunts isn't going to try to poach Kay's sandwich recipe. Lovely Kay would be a much better Slimelife Beauty guide. Her skin is like a newborn's bottom compared to the Beast's.

 

[Whimsical]

The vlog was a snooze fest. Nothing we have not seen before.
I love the boob talk. I went bra less all day today, and if anyone noticed they did not say anything, so… that tells y’all all you need to know. Not workin’ with much over here.
I agree, Perciller is not accepting of her true size. Arula sizing fits in snuggly.. harharhar..with the multitude of delusions she tells herself in order to not face the facts.
The humpers telling her how confident and stunning she is enables her and feeds that ego of hers built in fantasy land.
Guess who sent me a goodie box?
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Maybe now, along with bedazzling a snout or two, I can bedazzle SIZE 2 in my jeans. I can play in fantasy land too… with Percillerpants!
Yippie!!!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH @Whimsical

You are the best ever. Those treats are delightful. I have been eating gummy bears all afternoon.
I U!

@WowMeowMeowWow
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so glad the package arrived and the googly eyes made the trip without being ripped off the box or smooshed!!!

You are SO welcome! I'm so glad you will get some use out of the BeDazzler!!!
It deserves a good home with you after sitting in our closet (never used) for 10 or more years!!

If you want more Gummies or even some of their amazing chocolate treats, just let me know, any excuse to visit the candy factory works for me!
Albanese Candy Factory

 

[#anon2022]

Seven pounds of expired beauty products?
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In the video when they returned home from paradise, Big P was working on the recipe for a sandwich video. She said the sandwich was a TikTok trend. AssA responded that those were two of his favorite things: sandwiches and TikTok! He probably thinks he can corner the market on TT revenue by cropping old videos already in the can, while saving himself time by not having to film new content.

He better enjoy it while he can!! Tik Tok, is on track to be banned in the US...awww, what a shame 1 of 7 income streams, will most likely be ending!! WAH WAH bleeping WAH!!
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Tonight’s the night! The great box reveal! What’s in the damn box?! Piggy says it weighs 7 pounds. Wouldn’t it be funny if it was a gallon of drinking water. Although that usually comes in at a little over 8 pounds. SlimeLife could be telling their beauty guides, “Drink more water!” It’s the first successful beauty treatment. Paraffin bath kit? Who knows? Who cares!

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Piggy taking a late (per AssA) Zoom meeting…IN BED! What an insult if it’s with her downline. Like you know, “I had this all inclusive trip that you girls didn’t earn so I’m so tired and chose to meet with you and gossip about my trip horizontally while you underlings are all upright.” Teacup, Jamie, Stephanie, Jellybean, Tricia 2, you must all have Piggy’s number by now. Fly high, Girls!

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My guess it is a wellness line?!? They need to keep pace with other MLM's that are branching into wellness and not just cosmetics!

Normally, I would have something smartass to say, but trying to make a legit guess

 

[letsgogirls]

not to be mean but i wonder if she was advise to jump because if you look at the width of the stairs with the railings…im not sure she would fit. I think we didnt see her get back on the boat because they (unfortunately) probably had to move the stairs then pull her up onto the floor of the boat.

Also it wouldnt let me reply to wowmeowmeowwos’s post so yes i screen shotted it and inserted the photo

 

[Cardinal Rule]

 

[therealamylynn]

I say more of 5x!!!!! Good lord, she is no 2x by any means!

In todays standards 1X 2X 3X are standard plus and if a woman has larger breasts then they usually go up another size. She's way past standard plus. WAYYYYYYYYY past!

That pic had to be a set up.....2X...lol That's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole!

I think the 2x dress belongs to Asshat.

 

[Cardinal Rule]

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I’ve only seen one post about the unboxing. The leadership huns receiving the box are testing the product while taking before and after photos. The product won’t be revealed until April. I wonder how many top beauty guides or loose-lipped spouses will break their NDAs because they can’t keep a secret…hummm, AssA?

 

[therealamylynn]

Found the orca.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

I’ve only seen one post about the unboxing. The leadership huns receiving the box are testing the product while taking before and after photos. The product won’t be revealed until April. I wonder how many top beauty guides or loose-lipped spouses will break their NDAs because they can’t keep a secret…hummm, AssA?

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Sweet Jesus on a Swizzle stick. Are these fools going to Miami in April? This means more of Abbie's money spent on clothes for her ever growing Birther Beast.

 

[Cardinal Rule]

Sweet Jesus on a Swizzle stick. Are these fools going to Miami in April? This means more of Abbie's money spent on clothes for her ever growing Birther Beast.

And Washington DC in July. And don’t forget, Big P will need to host another beach bucket drink fest at Mold Manor or Friendsgiving.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

And Washington DC in July. And don’t forget, Big P will need to host another beach bucket drink fest at Mold Manor or Friendsgiving.

At least we can sit back and enjoy the "fashion show". I'm looking forward to a Tea Cup & Boiler reunion. I don't understand TC's obsession with Goobygunts and wanting to be her. Those two remind me of Spike and Chester

 

[#anon2022]

Found the orca.

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So, on Pinky's live, she was dishing a little about her divorce and towards the end, she goes into SL and other companies...she was directing it towards Red, no doubt. I can't wait to see a clap back from Red!!

 

[bready]

I’ve only seen one post about the unboxing. The leadership huns receiving the box are testing the product while taking before and after photos. The product won’t be revealed until April. I wonder how many top beauty guides or loose-lipped spouses will break their NDAs because they can’t keep a secret…hummm, AssA?

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What a bleeping weird campaign. Given the huns all started posting about a week or so ago about receiving their boxes, and the launch is gonna be in April, this is shaping up to be a month-and-half long teaser. Who the duck do they think is going to be sitting on the edge of their seats waiting for the new SlimeLife skincare launch for FIVE WEEKS? Is this supposed to entice potential customers? New beauty guides? What is the target audience for this drawn-out snoozefest?