Fathering Autism #133 Humpty Dumpty Sat by the Pool, Snorting and Chortling Like a Salami Skinned Fool.

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A big round of applause to all of you Tattlers. ❤ Another successful thread in the books. With Home Daycare in full effect, as well as Pig woofing down ice cream cones in one tusk numbing bite, I have no doubt this thread will prove to be an absolute hoot.😍
TATTLE ON YOU THUPER CUTE TATTLERTH!
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And in that video, when they go to get in the Pigmobile, the Sow comments that the seat has been moved “by someone with no butt”. I take it she had to adjust the seat backward by 18-20 inches to reaccommodate her hefty hindquarters
 
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Thanks for the new title and thread!!!

I just had to play catch up. One thing that I noticed, did anyone else catch Asa saying”yea, here is the new camper side cover that a truck tore off.”🤬🤬🤬🤬
Asa literally cannot take blame for anything… Asshat, you mean the cover that you didn’t secure down and then clipped off with a trailer and should be sued for…
 
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I have been in a very sad and horrific rabbit hole watching about Chris and Shanann Watts. I just found out she was heavily involved with an MLM and her last trip was at one of their events.
Yea that’s a crazy rabbit hole, especially when you dive into the mistress 👀
 
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It is kind of crazy to me how tiny P's breasts are. She has so much fat on her and yet she is basically flat chested. I am not saying every woman should have large breasts but it just seems like she would have a little bit more up there.
 
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These are no Vette's, but we love them:

Hubby's:

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Mine:

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I was just thinking in my head about my first nanny job in Canada in 1980, the mum had one of these, and it was about then that car seats for kids was compulsory, and how was she going to get two fairly clunky carseats in the ‘back seat’!
Only thinking, and these ads appear!🤦🏼‍♀️😉😂🙃
I got a jeep grand wagoneer with woody sides to cart the kids around, so mumma didn’t have to give hers up!
 

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Well if we are showing off cars ;) this is my summer one. Being in Maine it has taken me 3 years to get to 6k miles lol.
 
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Freakin awesome,those are awesome cars! That truck is pretty rad too! 😍😎💗



Thank you ☺

It is a fun hobby and you get to meet a lot of people!!
I was just thinking in my head about my first nanny job in Canada in 1980, the mum had one of these, and it was about then that car seats for kids was compulsory, and how was she going to get two fairly clunky carseats in the ‘back seat’!
Only thinking, and these ads appear!🤦🏼‍♀️😉😂🙃
I got a jeep grand wagoneer with woody sides to cart the kids around, so mumma didn’t have to give hers up!
That is a great story!! Love it :D

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Well if we are showing off cars ;) this is my summer one. Being in Maine it has taken me 3 years to get to 6k miles lol.
That is a BEAUTIFUL CAR!! LOVE LOVE LOVE!!
 
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Interesting that they let Abby feed herself the ice cream. They almost always spoon feed her! I guess they can’t claim she’s doing so well and is independent, and then show them feeding her. I was appalled by them both wiping her face. Those napkins aren’t soft.. it had to hurt.
It’s ok, according to A&P, Abbie basically can’t feel pain, remember?
 
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It is kind of crazy to me how tiny P's breasts are. She has so much fat on her and yet she is basically flat chested. I am not saying every woman should have large breasts but it just seems like she would have a little bit more up there.
Her breasts kind of mold into the rest of her body (ie fat) so that eventually she is just a blob😂
 
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I have been in a very sad and horrific rabbit hole watching about Chris and Shanann Watts. I just found out she was heavily involved with an MLM and her last trip was at one of their events.
Oh my goodness it is so sad. She was in level/thrive but unlike Cilla Suey she was so lovely if misguided. I truly believe Shannan thought she was doing good and always talked about wanting to help people. I have watched some of her Facebook lives and these awful companys must have a playbook. I noticed a lot of "hey guys" and empowerment talk. Which is so sad because everyone said what a natural salesman she was. I hate how mlms completely take over a person and their family.
 
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I hadn’t seen that vlog of them checking on their ‘new’ house. I can’t say I liked the wallpaper or decor, but the place certainly looked a lot brighter and nicer than it does now. Also, am I right in thinking that was before P had her surgery? She looks exactly the same now as she did then.

I think we’ve not seen any more of Abbie being homeschooled this week, because people criticised Asswipe and he’s in the huff. Also, I wonder when he’s going to start giving Abbie her PE lessons. That’s should be interesting to watch. She doesn’t walk more than a few steps without wanting to sit down and he’s out of breath just walking from his kitchen to his car.
 
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I swear they’re doing this for content because she’s aged out of cute and the long flowy hair Ass is so obsessed with (with his porn voice 🤮) ends up in her mouth and ends up with Abbie looking like the girl from The Ring.

Now let’s make her look the special needs part to get those almighty views😡:
 

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Oh yes. LeVel. He was using the patches too and some theorized the ingredients could have caused a switch to flip in him. Such a sad sad story
From the moment that they were reported missing I was very invested in that horrible turn of events... and I mean INVESTED. She was a lot like Pig, even going so far as to buy her own product to keep her quota. They were very far in debt when all this happened, and it was speculated that some of it was due to her having to buy her own product.

They were pretty much a beautiful , normal, happy family, with another baby on the way. I think he snapped when he started the affair, he was labeled as a narcissist, didn't really want the 3rd addition to the family>>> a son named Nicco. I will never understand how he went from a loving father, to this horrible monster, that did the unthinkable. What he did to his family was so very gruesome. His wife was was kind of a brow beater, and sometimes referred to as being like Kate Gosselin. I think he went along with it, until he met his mistress, and thought 'the grass is always greener...'.
Sorry I got off the subject of the thread, it's just that that story broke my heart. Personally I have never seen any of my friends or family be successful with an MLM, it's pretty much just a pyramid scheme. Eventually Pig will no longer be at the top, and I can't wait to see her fall🙆‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤦‍♂️😂 In the meantime, here is some Piggy pics for us to snark on.

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From the moment that they were reported missing I was very invested in that horrible turn of events... and I mean INVESTED. She was a lot like Pig, even going so far as to buy her own product to keep her quota. They were very far in debt when all this happened, and it was speculated that some of it was due to her having to buy her own product.

They were pretty much a beautiful , normal, happy family, with another baby on the way. I think he snapped when he started the affair, he was labeled as a narcissist, didn't really want the 3rd addition to the family>>> a son named Nicco. I will never understand how he went from a loving father, to this horrible monster, that did the unthinkable. What he did to his family was so very gruesome. His wife was was kind of a brow beater, and sometimes referred to as being like Kate Gosselin. I think he went along with it, until he met his mistress, and thought 'the grass is always greener...'.
Sorry I got off the subject of the thread, it's just that that story broke my heart. Personally I have never seen any of my friends or family be successful with an MLM, it's pretty much just a pyramid scheme. Eventually Pig will no longer be at the top, and I can't wait to see her fall🙆‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤦‍♂️😂 In the meantime, here is some Piggy pics for us to snark on.

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Thank you so much, you summed it up perfectly. The reason I brought it up was the MLM aspect and how toxic it could be. It was not the reason he became a monster, I think he just had that in him, but toxic for the financial ramifications for a marriage/relationship/family, and the lack of privacy. Cilla can’t keep this going forever and the more I read her Lipstick Momma comments, the more I see her success is made off of Abbie’s back.
 
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Oh yes. LeVel. He was using the patches too and some theorized the ingredients could have caused a switch to flip in him. Such a sad sad story
I've never used level before but a acquaintance from high school was promoting it non stop. They acted like they had no energy to do anything but as soon as they did their magical daily three steps they had a bunch of energy to do things. I don't like how their are no negative posts on levels facebook page as a legitimate company would allow all comments and correct the problems. Level seems like a expensive product that isn't worth whatever they are charging for it. Level seems like a big scam to be as there is no way a silly patch, a protein shake and a capsule can make you feel a lot better. The person I know has complained about not being able to wear the patch before certain procedures but I lived all my life without using level products and I've been fine. Level is nothing but a way to scam people who aren't confident about their self out of their money.
 
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Noir, trouble maker..I had to look up Sweet Frog Frozen Yogurt and there's 2 kinda in my area, maybe 15-20 miles and guess where my husband is taking me next week? lol So there's take home? Maybe we'll bring a cooler with ice. Maybe we can eat lunch out that day and maybe shopping first? Noir, you're my new bestie!!
Oh, Sweet Frog is so good! There’s one not far from where my mom used to live.🧁🧁🧁



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My car is a stick shift beetle that gets driven enough to keep it running. My husband can’t drive a stick. I offered to teach him once on a car that was a few miles short of being junked. He didn’t learn and now I won’t let him ruin the clutch on this one. Our other car is a boring automatic SUV.
 
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