Fathering Autism #130 Pig at HunFest Isaiah Her Date-Huns Won’t Believe How She’s Gained the Weight

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It really is that fast. And you have to stay on top of the lock situation. Mine didn't have the dexterity to turn a deadbolt until suddenly they did one day, when I stepped into the kitchen to pour a cup of coffee. Older sibling, thank god, yelled out "no!" Even with immediate notice that child had run out the door, I still had to haul ass down the street barefoot. Their speed is incredible when the impulse to run takes over.

The backpack leashes are lifesavers. We used one for years, and have only recently gotten rid of it because kiddo is too sick to run as fast as they used to.

And yes, I've slept in front of doors too.

Whatever locks you have now, start looking for the next step up. Chain locks at the top of your reach, audible alarms on external doors & windows, depending on the style of window you have in your house there are several types that will allow for like a 1" opening for air circulation without letting it open enough for a kid to get out. We never had to go this route but some parents do need to put bars on windows. Make yourself aware now of the options available so you're not scrambling for a solution if things progress down the line.
 
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Apple removed their hand gun emoji in 2016. Google and others followed along. So you’ll see squirt guns, cartoony alien ray guns and other “toy” gun references. But the kid was an immature jerk to post it. Most of his followers are Big P and FA women anyway…no threats necessary.
 
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Hopefully Jewels Maben - The No 1 Mother F’in Seller in Slime - beat her. Big P looks like she’s having a stroke, seriously……
 
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I bet they had to buy that heifer a mans watch to accomodate her meaty wrist and arm.
I agree. I'm sorry but that watch looks like a man's watch. I wouldn't wear it. I'd sell it and get myself a classy understated women's watch. But I wouldn't wear it.
 
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The catalog is showing this as the dress. Looks a bit different on their model huh?



Montana Dress Company is listing it as a Metallic Wrap Dress in the Mother Of The Bride section. It's a plus size 3x in Pink Gold. $120.00. That's why it was so long on her. She bought the biggest size and didn't have it shortened.
 
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That obnoxious little jerk demanding people tell his scammy obese mom how stunning she is? What is wrong with these people?
Aww, be nice to wonder boy. He's probably having to get weaned from her tit for a few days and he's cranky.

P.S. Junior Asswipe, just a side note if you have to tell people to tell your mama she looks good chances are she doesn't look good.
 
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I agree. I'm sorry but that watch looks like a man's watch. I wouldn't wear it. I'd sell it and get myself a classy understated women's watch. But I wouldn't wear it.
I found this in my mom’s jewelry. Not a Rolex, but a Baum & Mercier. 18K Gold, which I think looks better than P’s, and I believe worth the same amount (I could be wrong). My mom wore it on her last day. I now keep in my safety deposit box since I really just wear my Apple Watch.
 

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My kids would never direct a cuss word to use as a description for a person. I had no idea my ID son has been learning cursive on his own. The peach truck rolled into town and I got my 100lbs of peaches. I took Dom with me, and my Pyrenees so we could do Starbucks after. So the truck rolls in and my 19 year old is excited and jumps up an down, yelling “peaches fuck! The yummy peach fuck peaches here”. I actually had to put my hand to his mouth, and was thanking my lucky stars there weren’t many people around. I’m kinda stuck. The writing on the truck is a little confusing.
 
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Apple removed their hand gun emoji in 2016. Google and others followed along. So you’ll see squirt guns, cartoony alien ray guns and other “toy” gun references. But the kid was an immature jerk to post it. Most of his followers are Big P and FA women anyway…no threats necessary.
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Thanks, good to know!
 
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Well, I'll say this much. Abbie did appear very happy to see Summer.
Im surprised Mama Sow didnt plant Baby Boy in the bed between her and Asa, and stick Summer with Abbie in the hallway bunks.
I hope they return to their RV to find a family of raccoons has taken up residence.
And I bet Maverick and Sandy are thrilled to have a few days of solid exercise and fun as well.
 
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I think they should have booked another room with two Queen beds just for Summer and Abbie. Abbie can afford it!
 
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Good Ol Killa. Not everybody has a Killa story. I am thankful you do.
Moobie Dick probably goes about a size 6. Teat baby still growing out of his Pre-K slip ons.
Speaking of growing out of shit.

What happens when she cannot wear sandals anymore? Barefoot Barracuda? Cankles aside, her feet are all beat to hell. That big toe is a horror show.
 
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Didn’t knobhead at one point have one of those sliding door locks at the top of the door in the old house pre moldy manor?!
 
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Oh, don't you know tiny man Assa is suffering from envy over Prissypoo's Rolex. I'm sure he's muttering to himself and calling her a multitude of names. He's the one who should have a Rolex, he's Fathering Autism. This could work out well for us Tattler's because he will probably post a lot of unflattering moments of piggy since he's Mr. Passive Aggressive.
 
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