Fathering Autism #127 The Maassives are eating their way through the US of A!

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I just posted a teeny harmless comment 😇😈 on the mini horse video (shocked it's still there) Reading some of the fuckin idiotic comments, I find it hard to believe that more than a tiny handful of people are THAT dumb. I believe Ass & the pig are getting more negative comments than ever before but ... how many humpers are there? I mean, 10s or 100s?

The mindset necessary to believe complete & utter BS instead of what is shown in front of their eyes .. makes the thought of hordes of humpers in the wild a scary thought.
 
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Wait a second there Asshat. Are you saying she can't learn? Then why do you say you're teaching her new words?

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That’s exactly what he’s saying. I’m sure he didn’t mean to. It must be incredibly hard to maintain the con job narrative that she is making progress. Especially when she can’t play along.

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Heres another way Asa has flipped the script over the years. Going wayyyy back to the beginning, Asa said more than once that Abbie does not have a disability- she is autistic. He was pissy about it too.
Now- she has a disability.
Kind of like he'd never have her work some menial job, but now hes all about the workforce.
Of course people and plans and situations change- but Asa just seems to follow the crowd, not Abbie, or reality.
JMO.
He thinks if she has a disability he owns and controls the narrative for all people who are disabled. Newsflash, they aren’t the only family dealing with disability. Some of us just keep going to our day jobs and do our best to get through every day without becoming miserable assholes. Some days are definitely harder than others. Still don’t have a YouTube channel that exploits my brother. So I’m doing okay. ;)
 
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Asking the real questions... Ooh this is getting good.

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Yes Brandie. Cilla bought it at Dillards. :LOL: :LOL: 🤣 🤣

Sweet Jesus. Look at this childs neck!

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Suuure. 🙄

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He’s dumbassing his way out of them cuz he keeps contradicting himself, one minute it’s this next it’s that,he can’t make up his mind and he gets pissy when called out,they all do
Oh look it's another one of my Long Posts!!

There's something important to understand about Asa and people like him.

The words he says(types, etc) don't actually mean what their conventional definitions indicate they mean.

When speaking to an ingroup (the leghumpers, in his case), words only mean what the speaker wants them to mean in that exact moment. In one video, Abbie "learns" the word horse. She seems to pick it up with ease - and, honestly, she probably does in the moment. Whether she retains that word is a whole other subject. In the comments of the same video, he says that just because a word is available to her doesn't mean she'll "learn" it.
There's a separate contradiction in those statements as well. She has every possible word on her app for her to use. She doesn't(can't) use every word on the app.

Now, understand:
He's not talking to us.
He knows it doesn't make sense. He's not trying to convince tattlers or casual viewers.
He's saying these things to keep his ingroup - the core base of leghumpers - engaged and watching and commenting. He spits out contradictions and lies to critics to give the leghumpers a framework with which to spring to Abbie's(his) defense. Think of it like marching orders; he identifies a target, or the characteristics of a target, then he says whatever he needs to be true in that moment and the leghumpers parrot what he says.

Another facet of his contradictory and imprecise language use is that it keeps his ingroup a little off balance.
It's like gaslighting. The leghumpers are never quite sure what Abbie can or cannot do, and if they see something that doesn't quite sit right Asa's right there to say whatever needs to be said in that moment to muddy the waters. Rather than actually question the blatant contradictions, the leghumpers take comfort in an explanation from Asa that works for that particular situation. Look at how quickly she learned horse, she's making so much progress!! She has access to many thousands of words! She can't possibly learn the meanings of all of those words because she's an autistic typical teenager!!

His words aren't for us. His contradictions aren't for us.

HOWEVER.

It's actually fairly important that the contradictions are pointed out. I don't mean important in any grand scheme of things, but a running narrative documenting these things is valuable for those on the periphery of the ingroup (meaning, those who aren't quite leghumpers yet but are on their way to it) and others who have feelings that something is off. It's how leghumpers get pulled back from the ledge, how things like Patreon subs and merch buys decrease, how people know they're not just overreacting to the discomfort they feel watching this clown show.
 
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Asa attempting to show a battlefield, that he knew nothing about almost did me in.
Yes Asa- lets compare the casualties of a Civil War to cancel culture.
We went from "muskets to Twitter." ???
Does he realize how bleeping stupid he sounds, especially in todays political climate?
 
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Asking the real questions... Ooh this is getting good.

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Yes Brandie. Cilla bought it at Dillards. :LOL: :LOL: 🤣 🤣

Sweet Jesus. Look at this childs neck!

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Suuure. 🙄

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Refer to my last post.

He's "not a cider fan." He "had a few sips of a couple."

Any leghumper who might be feeling a little weirded out by that enormous tray of alcohol while they're on a cross country roadtrip alone with their severely disabled daughter now has something to calm that voice in their head, and a framework for jumping on anyone who might say anything negative about the drinking.

It doesn't matter that he's liked cider in the past, that they've enjoyed cider in Boone....what matters is right now, in this moment, there's something to quiet that little voice of doubt.
 
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Oh Asshat has, he's told her to back off a few times. She just doesn't get it.



I'm pretty sure she at one point was an influencer for L'Occitane but we haven't heard much since. This was back in 2020 when she was thinner for 10 minutes.

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I bet she looks at this picture and hates herself even more. She was headed into the winners circle at this point.
 
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Can you even imagine the size these gluttons are going to be when they get home? No exercise, non-stop eating and drinking. At least at home they used a few calories in the pool. They seriously need some kind of intervention. The Pig is very soon going to need a mobility scooter to get around.
Whale, I’m 62 (next week!☺) weigh 200lbs so overweight, had wls 20 yrs ago and lost 80lbs and happily stay at this weight +/- 10lbs. I have to use a mobility scooter as the type of cancer I have (CLL) takes the calcium and the over production of white blood cells out of my shin bones, and I have chronic fatigue, CRPS etc.
Most mobility scooters have a weight limit on them of 250lbs as electric batteries can be quite heavy, and adding extra human weight etc, will slow the scooters right down to a crawl, and the life span of the batteries would be severely compromised!
Could you imagine a drunk Cillame behind the wheel of a mobility scooter, and running into people and mowing them down, or Abbie gets loose on one?🤦🏼‍♀️😂
 
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Once again hes a damn liar. Every time they went to Boone, all they talked about was cider.
Who makes it, who sells it, how to get it home.
Doesnt like cider my ass!! 😂 😂
He is so big that you can't even see Abby sitting next to him?
 
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Assa, please make sure you check yourself out before filming your production scam :poop:. You had a bread crumb in your beard or something white and gross. 🤮
This was the most boring, uninspired, monotone 3 minutes and 30 seconds. Oh my god. I did NOT think they could get any less likeable. I was wrong.
 
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Asshat using his soft porn voice to narrate his walk through the historical cemetery. He googled two minutes before he pushed record. Numb nuts.
 
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