Fathering Autism #127 The Maassives are eating their way through the US of A!

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OMG—flight plans? Uh ya,,, that’s too much.
 
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They rushed home because Isaiah called to tell them that Squirt came back! Sadly, it was only a rock. 🪨
 
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And more fun from the LM live…
A perfectly reasonable question & one I am sure pig was furious about.

Wow poor dainty pig had to wait what .. 5 minutes? Try being your daughter, you fucking embarrassment of a creature.... how long has she waited for a shower? Two days? Three? Unlike your ugly ass, she can't just go have one. Waiting for a parent who could not care less to help her must be hell. And guess what. HER life is all about ... well, her IDD that you wont talk about & AUTISM. She has no choice .. Also, she has no willing help.
But please whine on, you overstacked pile of pigshit.
 
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I have to disagree, the journey is sometimes better than the destination for these hambeasts I can't tell you how much I look forward to busted RV toilets, overheated appliances and roadside assistance from AAA which will take six hours
 
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It looked like literal shit with sugar on.
what’s worse than a beige tea, it’s got to be brown tea. Everything they eat is brown.
Right?! I honestly couldn’t even identify it when I first saw the picture. I’m someone who really enjoys food but sweet fancy fuck, P! Put something recognizable in your trough! That huge, greasy lump of meat (the food, I mean - tho it’s a good description of P as well!) is a big pile of NOPE.

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That is glorious!! Thank you, really needed that laugh tonight.
 
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I’m reading you guys while sitting in the break room about halfway through a 12 hour shift…and the first thing I usually do when I get in here is let down my hair, shake it out, and massage my head for a few seconds. There are nights when I go home with an actual headache from having my hair up all shift…and I don’t pull it anywhere near as tight as they pull Abbie’s, I just have it up in a loose bun. And their insistence on keeping her hair super long makes it worse…longer hair is heavier, and hurts more when you have it pulled back for hours on end.

Abbie didn’t need toys because she’s not one of the kids…she’s a TYPICAL TEEN remember?
 
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They rushed home because Isaiah called to tell them that Squirt came back! Sadly, it was only a rock. 🪨
I am curious as to when isaiah arrives to relieve the parents from there role so they can eat and drink more and do less while he cares for abbie
 
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I am curious as to when isaiah arrives to relieve the parents from there role so they can eat and drink more and do less while he cares for abbie
I'm thinking that if the Eating Their Way Through The U S of A Tour continues, Isaiah will be there within two weeks. poor bugger. I'm assuming that the Boone property is an airbnb. Is there a clever person out there who can confirm this along with the price of the rental?
 
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I think someone suggested Isaiah had to do 6 weeks of work for this 'work experience'. I reckon he started on the 23th May so he's done 5 ish weeks. I reckon he will be out in just over a week.

When the maasives left they said see you in a few weeks to Jnr - so i agree it must be soon.

Abbie at least may then have a chance of being washed and dressed when I arrives
 
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One last visit to Hershey!s Chocolate World:

The environment and her parents were certainly overwhelming for Abbie.

Thank you @What the .... for the loan of your photo.

We can only hope that Abbie will enjoy her jumbo Reese’s cup. It was quite an investment.

But wait… The employee helping mix Sweet Girl’s even sweeter treat is suspicious that it may not be for Abbie.

But I have a hunch that Big P would add some different mix-ins:
 
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How does she know their flight plans?
No clue. But, she responded to another humper and was filling them in on where their connecting flights were. I asked her if she was tracking their flight. She then deleted all of her comments.
 
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Serious question fellow tattlers. How much do you think this 2 month long RV trek is costing them?
Fuel, food, entertainment etc. I'm throwing a rough guess out there at about 8K.
 
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Serious question fellow tattlers. How much do you think this 2 month long RV trek is costing them?
Fuel, food, entertainment etc. I'm throwing a rough guess out there at about 8K.
Let’s see, my estimates are:
Diesel for the truck: $3200-3500 (easily)
Gas for the generator: $800 ($100/week but that is conservative)
Camp sites: $3000 (60 days at $50 a night but most will be over this and they probably will boondock some, like they did at the parent’s homestead)
Groceries: $2400 (estimating $300 a week, easily and counting in firewood)
Eating out/entry fees to visit: $2400 (estimating another $100 for each of them, times 8 weeks)
Grand total: $11,800-$12,100*
*This leaves out once Isaiah arrives, as more money would need to go into fuel, groceries, etc too..
 
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Souvenirs and excursions (they've already rented a pontoon boat) and maybe their biggest expense - LIQUOR!
 
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Serious question fellow tattlers. How much do you think this 2 month long RV trek is costing them?
Fuel, food, entertainment etc. I'm throwing a rough guess out there at about 8K.
I feel like its way more then that... his pickup does not get good MPG just by itself...imagine it is pulling that big trailer.... they must have to fill up multiple times a day when traveling... when not traveling....not sure what it uses to cool the trailer. Add all the touristy places.. and eating out multiple times a day... my guess would be closer to 20,000 +. I'm sure it is a tax deduction tho... and taken off the slime income...one reason she had to meet her slime huns on the trip.
 
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