I’ve never asked wife and just go like every three weeks whether I need one or not and then listen to her bitch about it being too shortPSA… 20 year old men do not need permission from ottheir parents on how to get their haircut. Thank you, and good night.
ME TOO!!Me too, and get totally hammered with 300 people who rip that house to shreds, while they Facebook live it for my viewing pleasure. I won’t even be mad if he throws in some sick tricks
I ain’t even gonna lie lol I had to google it, first let me say make sure you google “long duk dong” and not “long duck dong” once the trauma passes if you mess it up, the real one was hilariousME TOO!!
I want them to find him like Long Duk Dong!!
" Oh sexy girlfriendddddddd!"
Guantanamo Bay….21 years ago.ME TOO!!
I want them to find him like Long Duk Dong!!
" Oh sexy girlfriendddddddd!"
It was Guantanamo Bay lmao wasn’t much to choose from I’m sureGuantanamo Bay….21 years ago.
: I picked the prettiest girl in the local dive bar.
: Oh Atha! Thats tho thweet!
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What's happening....hot stuffME TOO!!
I want them to find him like Long Duk Dong!!
" Oh sexy girlfriendddddddd!"
As they say, by the end of the night and enough drinks everyone starts to looks good lolIt was Guantanamo Bay lmao wasn’t much to choose from I’m sure
Beer goggles for the winAs they say, by the end of the night and enough drinks everyone starts to looks good lol
Priscilla is what we call a two bagger. Assa puts a bag over her head and one over his just in case her's comes off.Guantanamo Bay….21 years ago.
: I picked the prettiest girl in the local dive bar.
: Oh Atha! Thats tho thweet!
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What a traumatic experience for Golden Boy! Up close and too personal with the cheap, thin bathing costume and all of Big P’s private tidbits in his face.This gem came from her sick tricks collection. They actually had Isaiah trying to push the sow down the slide. He managed….with some effort. Really disgusting.
Sometimes it's hard drink the other one pretty/handsome and that's how Cilldebeast got knocked up by Dickdo. You just know that they shagged in some seedy motel or the back of a car and it was likely her first time and his first time with a "real girl" and not some sort of perverted homemade contraption. Yes, Princess Pricilla, the Pride of the Plaggenburgs got drunkenly busy with a sweaty one night stand who became a "lifer". Such a storytale romance. I want to know which one was the first to do the walk of shame homePriscilla is what we call a two bagger. Assa puts a bag over her head and one over his just in case her's comes off.
Crystal is a good decent person and more of a man than ASSa will ever be. What a dick he is.The tin can trailer pantry is stuffed to the gills. And Big P just pulled up with a huge grocery haul. If I listened accurately, AssA said they would be traveling for two or three days before they arrived at his mother’s. So CillaMe bought a bag of chips for each day... maybe even more bags than travel days. Here was some of the food she bought on Sunday for the trailer:
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And the truly inconsiderate and arrogant move was starting up a generator to keep the camper fridge powered. A very noisy generator on Bruce’s and Donna’s property, right next to the neighbors. What entitled asses they are!
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At the “last supper” with family, Crystal and A’s sister brought a graduation gift for Sweet Girl - a light-up, inflatable 30” ball. AssA over-inflated it and popped a seam, which Crystal patched. She was concerned about Abbie’s safety by asking AssA to push the valve in. He didn’t seem to care. Emily and Crystal were thinking about Abbie’s needs. All AssA could do was bitch that they gave her a 30” ball to go in the camper. Crystal told him he could deflate it. I bet he chooses not to take the ball on the trip. But you can imagine the giant raft is deflated and onboard, and we know there is adequate booze and makeup stowed away. I feel so sorry for Abbie and the dogs. I hope Golden Boy has the time of his life!
Just remember all those bags of chips become the Big Pig's new shoe collection!The tin can trailer pantry is stuffed to the gills. And Big P just pulled up with a huge grocery haul. If I listened accurately, AssA said they would be traveling for two or three days before they arrived at his mother’s. So CillaMe bought a bag of chips for each day... maybe even more bags than travel days. Here was some of the food she bought on Sunday for the trailer:
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And the truly inconsiderate and arrogant move was starting up a generator to keep the camper fridge powered. A very noisy generator on Bruce’s and Donna’s property, right next to the neighbors. What entitled asses they are!
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At the “last supper” with family, Crystal and A’s sister brought a graduation gift for Sweet Girl - a light-up, inflatable 30” ball. AssA over-inflated it and popped a seam, which Crystal patched. She was concerned about Abbie’s safety by asking AssA to push the valve in. He didn’t seem to care. Emily and Crystal were thinking about Abbie’s needs. All AssA could do was bitch that they gave her a 30” ball to go in the camper. Crystal told him he could deflate it. I bet he chooses not to take the ball on the trip. But you can imagine the giant raft is deflated and onboard, and we know there is adequate booze and makeup stowed away. I feel so sorry for Abbie and the dogs. I hope Golden Boy has the time of his life!
Two cases of Truly. 24 hard seltzers. That should last them 24 hours.The tin can trailer pantry is stuffed to the gills. And Big P just pulled up with a huge grocery haul. If I listened accurately, AssA said they would be traveling for two or three days before they arrived at his mother’s. So CillaMe bought a bag of chips for each day... maybe even more bags than travel days. Here was some of the food she bought on Sunday for the trailer:
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And the truly inconsiderate and arrogant move was starting up a generator to keep the camper fridge powered. A very noisy generator on Bruce’s and Donna’s property, right next to the neighbors. What entitled asses they are!
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At the “last supper” with family, Crystal and A’s sister brought a graduation gift for Sweet Girl - a light-up, inflatable 30” ball. AssA over-inflated it and popped a seam, which Crystal patched. She was concerned about Abbie’s safety by asking AssA to push the valve in. He didn’t seem to care. Emily and Crystal were thinking about Abbie’s needs. All AssA could do was bitch that they gave her a 30” ball to go in the camper. Crystal told him he could deflate it. I bet he chooses not to take the ball on the trip. But you can imagine the giant raft is deflated and onboard, and we know there is adequate booze and makeup stowed away. I feel so sorry for Abbie and the dogs. I hope Golden Boy has the time of his life!
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