Fathering Autism #121 Assa is Dumbo. Abbie eats Gumbo. Percillerpotamus is Jumbo.

[Lizaable90]

Pretty close...lol. Wish we knew what brand that scooter is..no way is it the one specially made for the severely obese... I think it would be wider and the tires would be larger.

Looks like this is a Bird Three Electric Scooter..

Bird Three

We’ve designed our new Bird Three to be the safest, smartest and most sustainable shared scooter available. Here’s how.

three.bird.co

The problem, I cannot find where they are legally allowed to operate in Jacksonville. They are not showing available on the map within the Bird website, nor on Google searches.
I did read through the T&C for Bird Three and they do list a lot of legal ramifications about not overloading the scooter but nothing about what the actual weight limit is. Maybe I missed it…

 

[MaidenX]

I thought they said previously that they bought P her own scooter and it was a reinforced one for larger people?

No way I am looking for that vlog to find out though lol. But swore they said they got her a larger one...

 

[Lizaable90]

I thought they said previously that they bought P her own scooter and it was a reinforced one for larger people?

No way I am looking for that vlog to find out though lol. But swore they said they got her a larger one...

They did! I remember that now! Asa was having to redo the floorboard because she didn’t feel stable. We all knew it was because she weighed more than what was allowed. I think this is a different scooter though… Maybe not?

 

[Sadoldhen]

Cilla Esther the wonder pig, has had an emergency C section after 2 of her little piggy’s got squashed after they got stuck between her hocks and her jeans.Removal of the jeans requires specialist treatment at the Animal Vet hospital! (no real animals were harmed in the making of this story news report?

 

[Whimsical]

Pretty close...lol. Wish we knew what brand that scooter is..no way is it the one specially made for the severely obese... I think it would be wider and the tires would be larger.

@KateK
I thought ASSa put bigger back tires on this scooter for her? They also slimmed her WAY down in this pic!!

 

[Cardinal Rule]

@KateK
I thought ASSa put bigger back tires on this scooter for her? They also slimmed her WAY down in this pic!!
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The one used in her recent photo shoot is a Bird scooter. Load capacity for their model one and flex neck versions is 100 kg/220 lb.

This picture was posted on Saturday. Of course the humpers recognized Sweet Girl to be the “typical teenager.” How many “I am 16, going on 17” year old daughters are draped across their mom and mimicking her hairstyle? It also looks like another day of neglected sunscreen for Abs.

 

[MSlix73]

I think the tires just kind of give up and go flat and she stops.

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Cilla Esther the wonder pig, has had an emergency C section after 2 of her little piggy’s got squashed after they got stuck between her hocks and her jeans.Removal of the jeans requires specialist treatment at the Animal Vet hospital! (no real animals were harmed in the making of this story news report?

She has ZERO clue how to dress for her body type. The cropped jacket brings attention to wide hips and waist, along with the shirt with the elastic bring focus to her stomach..the rolled up jeans accentuate her stubby wide legs and her shoes emphasize her swollen ankles.
She is a train wreck

 

[Lizaable90]

How do you say no? Seriously?
Asshat, you first stop running your dirty, scaly hands through your hair. Secondly, when you got home, you make her get out of the car and go inside. You don’t continue to allow Abbie to dictate your life. Third, stop feeding her sugar and treats all the time.
It is called parenting, it is not just a noun but a verb!

I will say, Congratulations, you are raising a completely spoiled brat. She is almost an adult now, so soon, she will completely be unable to learn that temper tantrums and refusals have any consequences. Thus meaning, when it comes time to place her within a group setting, she will be at one of the highest needs possible, due to your all’s inability to discipline and parent her, by setting rules and consequences. She will loose a lot more of her freedom than she gets now and will be heavily dosed to keep her under control.

Abbie sure didn’t hit the parent lottery, that is for sure!

 

[HeyGuyth]

Happy Sunday Guyths! It is almost time for a new thread! Whatcha got Tattlers?

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Whale, I got some pork chopth, some pork belly tacoth and some chunky monkey iceth cream. What about chu?

 

[Pennylane8150]

Becca’s hen do!

And Summer too…

 

[bready]

Aside from everything else y'all have mentioned about the scooter pics, it just has me thinking...gosh, they're so uncool. A forty-year-old on an electric scooter is not exactly aspirational imagery

 

[therealamylynn]

Looks like this is a Bird Three Electric Scooter..

Bird Three

We’ve designed our new Bird Three to be the safest, smartest and most sustainable shared scooter available. Here’s how.

three.bird.co

The problem, I cannot find where they are legally allowed to operate in Jacksonville. They are not showing available on the map within the Bird website, nor on Google searches.
I did read through the T&C for Bird Three and they do list a lot of legal ramifications about not overloading the scooter but nothing about what the actual weight limit is. Maybe I missed it…

From Google search:

 

[ImSleepy]

WOW...look at that face!!!
She looks so sweet but a little rough around the edges. Adorable @Whimsical
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And now for some bat wings LOL!
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This witch thinks she's the new plus size Kardashian!!
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Well....hate to break it to you Pigfuckles, but your ass is at your pre surgery weight if not more. 105 found it's way home and brought friends!
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Looks like a mortician did her makeup.

 

[therealamylynn]

Becca’s hen do! View attachment 1235586

And Summer too…
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Becca looks preggers to me.

 

[SCCOct66]

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How do you say no? Seriously?
Asshat, you first stop running your dirty, scaly hands through your hair. Secondly, when you got home, you make her get out of the car and go inside. You don’t continue to allow Abbie to dictate your life. Third, stop feeding her sugar and treats all the time.
It is called parenting, it is not just a noun but a verb!

I will say, Congratulations, you are raising a completely spoiled brat. She is almost an adult now, so soon, she will completely be unable to learn that temper tantrums and refusals have any consequences. Thus meaning, when it comes time to place her within a group setting, she will be at one of the highest needs possible, due to your all’s inability to discipline and parent her, by setting rules and consequences. She will loose a lot more of her freedom than she gets now and will be heavily dosed to keep her under control.

Abbie sure didn’t hit the parent lottery, that is for sure!

I can almost smell him through that picture. Take.a f’ing shower for pete’s sake

 

[SunnyDale]

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How do you say no? Seriously?
Asshat, you first stop running your dirty, scaly hands through your hair. Secondly, when you got home, you make her get out of the car and go inside. You don’t continue to allow Abbie to dictate your life. Third, stop feeding her sugar and treats all the time.
It is called parenting, it is not just a noun but a verb!

I will say, Congratulations, you are raising a completely spoiled brat. She is almost an adult now, so soon, she will completely be unable to learn that temper tantrums and refusals have any consequences. Thus meaning, when it comes time to place her within a group setting, she will be at one of the highest needs possible, due to your all’s inability to discipline and parent her, by setting rules and consequences. She will loose a lot more of her freedom than she gets now and will be heavily dosed to keep her under control.

Abbie sure didn’t hit the parent lottery, that is for sure!

What's up with the runway between his moustache?
Never noticed it before.

 

[Lizaable90]

From Google search:

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Yes but that is for the Bird One scooter. The one she is on, looks to be the Bird Three, which is a different scooter model and seems to be for bigger (but not as big as Princess P)’s weight..

 

[SunnyDale]

When the vlog reminded me of a pig on a scooter.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

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Cilla Esther the wonder pig, has had an emergency C section after 2 of her little piggy’s got squashed after they got stuck between her hocks and her jeans.Removal of the jeans requires specialist treatment at the Animal Vet hospital! (no real animals were harmed in the making of this story news report?

Please, don't bring Esther into this. She would be devestated to be compared to such a porker

What's up with the runway between his moustache?
Never noticed it before.

That is a bizarre detail, considering the rest of his facial hair grows like uneven weeds. Effort goes into that weird facescaping.

 

[What the ....]

When the vlog reminded me of a pig on a scooter.

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OMG! Ha, ha! I just came here to suggest this title!!!
Fathering Autism #122 She thinks she’s an amazing entrepreneur but in reality she’s just a fake pig on a scooter
or skanky pig would work