Fathering Autism #121 Assa is Dumbo. Abbie eats Gumbo. Percillerpotamus is Jumbo.

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Bravo

Friday Funsies.

Drinking Game: A shot for every scratch!

Happy Day Tattlers!

I actually held my breath on that last shot! They are so nasty I could almost smell her green toxic cloud. She definitely has her own unique set of tics going on, all that touching, scratching , rubbing. No self awareness of how nasty they are.. Nasty toxic people. Maybe it’s a blessing that Abbie is not aware of her disgusting family. None of these blogs are about aultism, it is about boring,trashy classless Bull. I really don’t understand how Limelife or Selfieworld would have these two trash piles represent their Brands. How embarrassing. I can tell you now I wouldn’t spend a nickel at either of these franchise’s if this is the lowlife they want the world to see hawking there cheap over priced products. Sickening

 

[HeyGuyth]

Look at those trotters with the 6th toe. The couch is down to the bleeping springs. I swear Ass throws these little gems in because he hates his fat, fishy, cheese encrusted, morbidly obese wife who birthed him a profoundly IDD autistic child.

You deserve every bit of it, you fat bleep.

 

[What the ....]

I watched the vlog while boiling eggs, killing time.

I hope everyone is doing well. I'm behind on here, as usual. Man Whimsical starts midnights tomorrow night, so I will have plenty of time to get caught up. It's been crazy here.

After losing Cali and Zero we were not ready for a new meow, however, our 3-year-old rescue, Stella, was so depressed and stopped eating...so on the 24th I went to the humane society and adopted a 2-year-old female kitty named Shelby. We quickly fell in love with her and she and Stella are slowly making progress! Less hissing, which is a good thing! Shelby was a heavily pregnant stray who was brought in on the 12th. They aborted the babies/spay surgery on the 13th and we adopted her on the 24th. She weighs 7 lbs and is a tiny little thing! She is really adjusting to her new home quite well. We needed new life for us and another meow to love for Stella (and us!!) in this house after the past few months of sadness.

Shelby at the shelter on 4/24
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Shelby's first vet visit on 4/26
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I had to resize these to post them here and the resizes did not turn out so great.
Shelby and Stella playing
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Shelby and some catnip.
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Big P's Photoshoot was so

Is that a pig on the wall? ASSa needs a bra.
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They both have the same stupid open-mouth dumb look going on.
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Big P's lipstick looks ridiculous and Abbie looks like she had a rough day.
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The couch is sinking way down...
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WOW...look at that face!!!
She looks so sweet but a little rough around the edges. Adorable @Whimsical

And now for some bat wings LOL!

This witch thinks she's the new plus size Kardashian!!

Well....hate to break it to you Pigfuckles, but your ass is at your pre surgery weight if not more. 105 found it's way home and brought friends!

 

[therealamylynn]

Wow she must really dislike her mom.

Yes, we think so too!

Sure thing chickie.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

What a blight on the city of Jacksonville. Imagine witnessing this on your drive to work

 

[KateK]

What a blight on the city of Jacksonville. Imagine witnessing this on your drive to work

Those scooters are not made for the severely morbidly obese. I think her getting on the scooter was only for a photo OP...kind of like how they put Abbie on the Peloton. I would get out of the way if I saw it coming...how does she get it to stop with all that weight?

 

[MSlix73]

What a blight on the city of Jacksonville. Imagine witnessing this on your drive to work

You know she copied and pasted the hell out of this post…no way could she go that far and not have misspelled or wrong use of words.

Bravo


I actually held my breath on that last shot! They are so nasty I could almost smell her green toxic cloud. She definitely has her own unique set of tics going on, all that touching, scratching , rubbing. No self awareness of how nasty they are.. Nasty toxic people. Maybe it’s a blessing that Abbie is not aware of her disgusting family. None of these blogs are about aultism, it is about boring,trashy classless Bull. I really don’t understand how Limelife or Selfieworld would have these two trash piles represent their Brands. How embarrassing. I can tell you now I wouldn’t spend a nickel at either of these franchise’s if this is the lowlife they want the world to see hawking there cheap over priced products. Sickening

Sounds like they took a page out of Chuckie Cheese prize policy…play enough games and you can trade your tickets in for cheap,useless prizes…never having enough for top shelf gifts;but only the lower level.

 

[Cardinal Rule]

Sadly I think Assa would whip out his camera and start filming the ruckus for vlog content

You do present an interesting idea. What if AssA and Isaiah have offered to serve as videographers/photographers for Becca’s wedding? Golden Boy photographed their engagement shots. And the MaAssive men believe their videos skills are excellent. Which leaves Big P, Kylie, or bridesmaid Summer to wrangle bridesmaid Sweet Girl that day. Ugh. Run, Becca and fiancé! Run!

I’m very skeptical about the claim of stopping to help at an accident, but can you imagine being hurt in an accident, only to look up to see one of those fugly faces? . And I bet you they have zero first aid knowledge.

Yes, “Comin’ in hot!”

 

[PatchouliRose]

I watched the vlog while boiling eggs, killing time.

I hope everyone is doing well. I'm behind on here, as usual. Man Whimsical starts midnights tomorrow night, so I will have plenty of time to get caught up. It's been crazy here.

After losing Cali and Zero we were not ready for a new meow, however, our 3-year-old rescue, Stella, was so depressed and stopped eating...so on the 24th I went to the humane society and adopted a 2-year-old female kitty named Shelby. We quickly fell in love with her and she and Stella are slowly making progress! Less hissing, which is a good thing! Shelby was a heavily pregnant stray who was brought in on the 12th. They aborted the babies/spay surgery on the 13th and we adopted her on the 24th. She weighs 7 lbs and is a tiny little thing! She is really adjusting to her new home quite well. We needed new life for us and another meow to love for Stella (and us!!) in this house after the past few months of sadness.

Shelby at the shelter on 4/24
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Shelby's first vet visit on 4/26
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I had to resize these to post them here and the resizes did not turn out so great.
Shelby and Stella playing
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Shelby and some catnip.
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Big P's Photoshoot was so

Is that a pig on the wall? ASSa needs a bra.
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They both have the same stupid open-mouth dumb look going on.
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Big P's lipstick looks ridiculous and Abbie looks like she had a rough day.
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The couch is sinking way down...
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Welcome hone Shelby! >^..^<

Bravo


I actually held my breath on that last shot! They are so nasty I could almost smell her green toxic cloud. She definitely has her own unique set of tics going on, all that touching, scratching , rubbing. No self awareness of how nasty they are.. Nasty toxic people. Maybe it’s a blessing that Abbie is not aware of her disgusting family. None of these blogs are about aultism, it is about boring,trashy classless Bull. I really don’t understand how Limelife or Selfieworld would have these two trash piles represent their Brands. How embarrassing. I can tell you now I wouldn’t spend a nickel at either of these franchise’s if this is the lowlife they want the world to see hawking there cheap over priced products. Sickening

 

[Cardinal Rule]

I can not

Why does this have the Tiger King vibes

She looks like a fat exclamation point on that scooter. Big P looked scared and unstable riding in the city for her photo shoot. What “brand” is she trying to create with that shot?! I also checked in to load limits on electric scooters.

 

[therealamylynn]

how does she get it to stop with all that weight?

I think the tires just kind of give up and go flat and she stops.

 

[SCCOct66]

Pig’s “brand”. Manipulative. Literacy challenged. Gluttonous.

I wonder how many times she says “like” in a day.

Some “snaps” from the pig modelling adventure, driving (that arm!!!!), and watching hockey.

You couldn’t have found less flattering angles. Well-done, Ass

 

[Whimsical]

She looks like a fat exclamation point on that scooter.

@Cardinal Rule
You had me at load capacity!!

@KateK
Is this what you imagined...

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Happy Sunday Guyths! It is almost time for a new thread! Whatcha got Tattlers?

 

[Cardinal Rule]

What a blight on the city of Jacksonville. Imagine witnessing this on your drive to work

Maybe Big P caused the traffic accident. Gawking drivers had never seen such a hogmungous spectacle on a scooter before.

 

[KateK]

@Cardinal Rule
You had me at load capacity!!

@KateK
Is this what you imagined...

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Pretty close...lol. Wish we knew what brand that scooter is..no way is it the one specially made for the severely obese... I think it would be wider and the tires would be larger.

 

[SCCOct66]

Who in the hell does she think she is???

Thread Suggestion Fathering Autism #122: Big P is an “entrepreneur”, their entire house smells like manure.

 

[Noir Fan]

The Disney vlogs from a few years ago came up in my YouTube feed. P really looks good, probably the best I’ve seen her.

 

[Cardinal Rule]

Thread Suggestion:
Fathering Autism #122: Junior’s in distress. Big P is a hot mess. AssA tries to impress. Sweet Girl will regress.

 

[Sweetums]

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Look at those trotters with the 6th toe. The couch is down to the bleeping springs. I swear Ass throws these little gems in because he hates his fat, fishy, cheese encrusted, morbidly obese wife who birthed him a profoundly IDD autistic child.

You deserve every bit of it, you fat bleep.

Now tell us how you REALLY feel, lololol.