I think he is sitting in his dirty underwear in the drinking chair and responding when he is plastered. I wish there were time stamps on the comments because his responses are made by an angry, sloppy drunken hole at 3AM and not by an angry hungover hole at 3 PM.
I love this!
![Smiling cat face with heart-eyes :heart_eyes_cat: 😻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f63b.png)
Ass sitting in his seat next to the liquor cabinet…finally….seething with rage. My chair Beb..MY CHAIR!!
![Pouting face :rage: 😡](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f621.png)
A faint sound of honking can be heard in the distance. Another night handling The Princess all by himself.
![Lemon :lemon: 🍋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f34b.png)
He throws back another Lemon drop shot made with store bought lemons
![Lemon :lemon: 🍋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f34b.png)
Pig lay in her “work” chair, snoring and reeking from a day of tailgating with all of their friends.
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Seems she is not recovering as quickly from her cheap date buzz as she once did. The WLS cheap date…not the first date kind of cheap.
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Igayah is up in his room. The socially awkward, anxiety ridden fella turned social butterfly has finally stopped interuppting and talking incessantly.
![Eyes :eyes: 👀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f440.png)
![Eyes :eyes: 👀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f440.png)
![Eyes :eyes: 👀](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f440.png)
Angry, alone, boat less and ball less…That damn Canadian. It is his fault I continue to stick my fat hoof in my mouth he mutters, as he deletes all the comments not lickng he and The Beast’s fat asses.
Another shot…
![Lemon :lemon: 🍋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f34b.png)
Whoopsie..It spills all over his “Be a Kind Human” shirt…Son of a b….!
Pig is startled.
Atha..Atha? Is that you? Is it time for my third dinner? You know I don’t eat much. I need my texas toast to help me soak up all this vodka.
Alrighty….
![Cat face with tears of joy :joy_cat: 😹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f639.png)
The End.