Father of Daughters #62 Just a sad little Simple Simon and his bicycle

[Brian Butterfield]

Simon, you should have listened to Baz Luhrmann and worn sunscreen

 

[Venuslurker]

It like his face is crumpling into itself at the sheer embarrassment of having crustydusty as its owner.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

41 I just don’t believe it. I’d have guessed 50-55.

He looks older than most of my male friends and we’re late 50s

 

[Axatogrind]

He and his booking agency are pulling a real bait-and-switch job with the promo photo they're using on his listing page.

 

[harveydean]

He looks like a brush which has just gone up the chimney.

 

[Eastspendy]

Absolutely agree. Although I think she really has veered so far from the relateable content path and is just completely out of touch. She’s stuck in a time warp where the kids are toddlers. Except they are not anymore.
The you have the likes of Mum and a Mic who have accelerated so far from relateable that she is almost a caricature of insta-tw@t

 

[Behelzabobs]

41 bleeping hellllll

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Did I imagine this or was he getting medical help that might be the cause for this? Wasn’t it his disordered eating he was getting help with? I hope it helps because there’s no way that’s a healthy 41 year old human sorry to say

 

[Libertine]

He looks like a brush which has just gone up the chimney.

And a brush which has gone down the loo.

Fitting really.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

41 bleeping hellllll

61, surely. There is no way that man is only 41.

 

[Axatogrind]

The pro he's going to be riding with is Nicolas Roche.

I remember Roche mostly for his epic temper tantrum when a teammate refused to stop and help him with his tyre during a stage in the 2010 Tour de France

https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/roche-furious-at-gadret-for-not-helping-with-tyre/

I hope Nico knows that FOD won't be of any assistance at all in a tyre blowout situation, and is likely to start crying

 

[Ladeepfriedmarsbar]

He really does look unwell. He could do with gaining some pounds quickly.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Separated at birth

 

[Axatogrind]

The difference in demeanour when he's doing something for his children versus doing what he wants

It's such a tough time, those couple of weeks between their free week's stay in a Corfu villa and going to France on the cycling experience of his dreams. Please keep him in your thoughts as he tries to struggle through it.

 

[Bizziebody]

The difference in demeanour when he's doing something for his children versus doing what he wants

It's such a tough time, those couple of weeks between their free week's stay in a Corfu villa and going to France on the cycling experience of his dreams. Please keep him in your thoughts as he tries to struggle through it.

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Soooo fit Fodney but I’m hoping for a flat tyre or two to bring you back to reality. Such a smug little man.

 

[blurstoftimes]

counting down the hours until FOD says he's proud of himself for the millionth time

 

[Affiliatemebaby]

I do love all the nods to the fact that most of his followers couldn’t give a tit about cycling.

 

[Axatogrind]

I can imagine him talking to the professionals on the trip as if he's one of them, especially now that he's placed third in the Tour de Sandwich

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Is he hoping for an Estrid razor collab by telling us that he shaves his legs??
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Simon, you should have listened to Baz Luhrmann and worn sunscreen

I’d like to slip, slop, slap him in the face

Which reminds me I forgot to put on sunscreen today

 

[Behelzabobs]

It’s the flip flopping
Hate my kids
Love my little money makers
Hate my kids
Love those money makers soooo much

smug looking prick