“Dated and formulaic” is exactly it. There’s not a thing in that house that isn’t mass produced and/or pushed heavily on Instagram. He did an aerial shot of the “play room” the other day and I think they now have one of those plastic outside storage trunks in there, the kids rooms all look like youth hostels they’re so barren.Haha. Other things on her mind perhaps?
His ads are so very very poor. Don’t brands look at previous effort (and engagement)? The Mark Warner stuff bombed. Poor content, and a lot of criticism in the comments. It’s not great.
Interesting to think about the target market. My family is probably in the income bracket he’d like to aim at. Although the Mark Warner would be a stretch for us for what you get - we have cheaper holidays that offer similar but aren’t branded. But I see him as hopelessly naff. The worst kind of try-hard lifestyle. The house is dated and formulaic. The breathtaking amount of tone deaf privilege in every post. Random focus, exploiting his children the whole time, including their medical conditions. And dull, dull, dull.
The products he’s advertising aren’t particularly interesting. And all the reels of Clemmie wearing sack-like dresses in various locations are just mystifying.
That brand of chocolate has also been featured on Babychino - THE blog American heiress Courtney adamo used to write for with her other posho yummy mummies. Quite a jump down to the Hoopers lol.That's my feeling too @OhMyWord. He went a long time without any brand deals, but they started creeping back and none of the brands have suffered serious repercussions. Not even recently, when Clemmie has been actively involved in the deals.
Managing a small amount of pushback but no serious public outrage is a small price to pay if the partnership is otherwise profitable. Like you say though, who's actually being influenced? WHO is looking at Simon's grey and dusty head, or Clemmie's sour face, thinking "I MUST have that brand of chocolate"?
No dream. He did mention the outdoor shower.“Dated and formulaic” is exactly it. There’s not a thing in that house that isn’t mass produced and/or pushed heavily on Instagram. He did an aerial shot of the “play room” the other day and I think they now have one of those plastic outside storage trunks in there, the kids rooms all look like youth hostels they’re so barren.
Did I dream that they’re doing an outdoor shower? For what? They don’t have a swimming pool and their garden is overlooked on all 3 sides isn’t it…? Wild.
Each time he asks his viewers a question that he could easily google, he ages the combined amount of everyone's time that he wastes.I know we keep saying it over and over again but I can't cope, this is a man who just turned 40 !
The Ian Beale vibes are strong here.I know we keep saying it over and over again but I can't cope, this is a man who just turned 40 !
Or people thinking he and Clemmie are father and daughter!I wonder if anyone’s referred to him as the kids’ grandad? Like at pick ups or just those small public interactions you have with strangers.
My dad was mistaken for my grandad on my first day of school… but he was nearly 50I wonder if anyone’s referred to him as the kids’ grandad? Like at pick ups or just those small public interactions you have with strangers.
Can almost imagine the daddy foreplay.Or people thinking he and Clemmie are father and daughter!
Ffs that nearly made me bring up my carvery. SAY SORRYCan almost imagine the daddy foreplay.
Long time lurker here but peeping out to say THIS! The way she slapped the hand and the aggressive look made me wince. If this is how she is on a public video, what on earth is she like in private.I’ve just rewatched the safari video… the way Clemmie slaps the girl’s hands out of the way with the giraffe
And the grumpy look on her face! She is mad! And those are the good bits of her that made it to the video…..
Can almost imagine the daddy foreplay.
Never!Ffs that nearly made me bring up my carvery. SAY SORRY
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