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I'd be worried about someone slipping and banging their head/ body on the wall....that flimsy netting ain't going to protect them!
God it’s like a tragic metaphor for how those poor kids are just shoved to the side for aesthetics
what is the net actually FOR??? Like you said, it won’t protect you from banging into the bloody brick wall right next to it, and there is absolutely no need to put a net round an item that’s at ground level - it makes no sense!
But safety first.
So place it next to a brick wall then?? Riiiiight 
The biggest danger to FOD surely has to be the neighbour coming round RAGING after yet another night listening to non-stop screams and bouncy spring noises (from the trampoline, nothing else) 
Their neigbours are practically saints at this point. After months of bounty marget;s reno. A brief respite. Then their kitchen, bathroom and changing room renos. Outdoor kitchen and pergola building along with the shed.
And structures up against their walls which will cause damage.
Didn’t they have all the neighbours around for that Christmas party where you always find Glen in the kitchen? Maybe they buttered them up with a promise of Instafame and freebies. Not that that would help now, they prob wouldn’t want Sly’s CBD oil or a discount for unqualified tutors.
I’d actually go nuts if my neighbours dug a big hole next to my foundations. I hope they cleared it with them.
A bit OT but one of my mates posted this today and it made me chuckle
I hope they haven’t and have to refill it hehehehe
Throwing him a bone here but is it because they’re trying to keep the dogs off so think the netting will do the job (it won’t)?
Am sure our little puppet will answer in due course as he can’t resist responding to us.
Am sure our little puppet will answer in due course as he can’t resist responding to us.
From the DIY installation and safety instructions from the supplier of the Hoopers' in-ground trampoline:
So even they didn't expect anyone would put a trampoline next to a wall. 
You can go closer to an obstacle if you install the safety net... fair enough...
But Simon, do you often mix up centimetres and inches?
But Simon, do you often mix up centimetres and inches?
what a complete toolYou can go closer to an obstacle if you install the safety net... fair enough...
But Simon, do you often mix up centimetres and inches?
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