Father of Daughters #47 Clemente, come back, the world has mostly forgotten.

[Axatogrind]

It would do my head in if a family member were sharing personal stuff about me online on a very public account. Stuff to do with my health, my appointments, my studies, my thoughts and fears, "mistakes" I've made. Imagine that feeling of having no control over what is put out there and who may see it. I think it's worse for a child who might not be able to fully process what is happening, and almost certainly isn't (yet) in a position to try to put a stop to it.

 

[blurstoftimes]

He doesn’t have a clue. There were real festival goers providing that advice 10 years ago, he’s so out of touch. And with all those add ons it’s not as hard as it would be normally.

i used to write reviews for a family festival website in exchange for free tickets for me and my daughter. I've been to all sorts with her and you know what? Overall taking a kid to a festival really isn't that fun

I bet they're miserable the entire weekend, even with festival nannies and kids entertainers everywhere you turn. Camp bestival truly looks like hell on earth. So many open gobbed twats wearing pom pom head bands and leotards (yes I'm looking at you DLAM)

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

This person is followed by 2 good vibes indie businesses I follow so can be assumed to also be good vibes + left this brilliant comment. Suggesting people use a 21.9% APR card for a garden reno is beyond irresponsible

 

[Tattlingpineapple]

Omg how can you not check your child packed everything necessary it needs because it has a life threatening disease? She's only 10 and just got diagnosed this year... I mean it's okay to forget stuff, miscommunication can happen. But he openly admitted they didn't even bother to check? Wow.

 

[LyraBalaqua]

Omg how can you not check your child packed everything necessary it needs because it has a life threatening disease? She's only 10 and just got diagnosed this year... I mean it's okay to forget stuff, miscommunication can happen. But he openly admitted they didn't even bother to check? Wow.

The most important thing for her parents to check off should have been her diabetes kit was prepared and packed.
Their heads were so full of sequins , leotards and that fucking trolley they gave no shits to their daughter’s health.

 

[Sweettutu]

The thing is she didn’t come on here to be racist. She came out with some cliched racist trope (from memory calling Candice aggressive and saying she “weaponises” being black and “brings it back to race”) but I actually don’t think she even realised she was being racist. That’s ‘just’ the systemic racism that probably millions of people who don’t actively hate other races come out with.

She came on here to bitch about CC and on reflection she should’ve blown that back up into the story.

“Yes, I inadvertently said racist things, I didn’t realise at the time, but thanks to the BML I mean BLM campaign I now understand how/why it was racist, I won’t think like that anymore and I’ve grown from it. I send my deepest apologies to Candice for undermining her like that. If you care to go through my posts,however, you’ll see I joined the site to discuss Cash Carraway, and here’s why…[insert a load of juicy backstory gossip, reignite the old “feud” and give it a LOAD of oxygen and let that become the story… enough folk were re CC to let it run] etc etc etc…”

Then CC can respond in kind, Skint Estate gets more sales… people buy I am not a Tory cards… another shouty play gets commissioned…

I should be charging for this shit.

 

[Axatogrind]

If you give me a few ideas for fun extra things I could photoshop laying around on his plastic bit of grass, I'll pick a couple that are do-able and prepare something later.

So tempted to put Swim Tits in the pool having one of her fake swims but that's probably too much of a challenge

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Clem is defo on the cusp of making a comeback. She’s being featured more and more on line. Usually she’s not seen on anything that swim tits posts.
Uncomfortable to see that all her pals down there are happy to befriend a racist.
and the woman that does the fitness stuff is a crazy anti-vaxer.

An arrogant, racist midwife, a rabid anti-vaxxer PE teacher, a nonsensical, life-coach charlatan. What a lovely bunch, eh? By your friends shall ye be known, ST.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Older child is A who is 14- honestly think she will start doing her own insta thing soon.

I thought M was 11 but he said 10.

Ten is still way too young to be responsible for managing her life threatening condition.

 

[BatteredVeg]

Woah, back in the game Simon A poorly thought through and unethical ad, riddled with grammatical errors (other than the bit NatWest wrote for him), a soft p0rn bot being the top rated comment, dissenting voices from the few sensible, real followers still engaging with his drivel and a spelling error on his own hashtag. Boom!

 

[BatteredVeg]

I love it all The towelling play suit, the fact that someone was tasked with filming the spontaneous hands-in-the-air dancing, the flowers on the platter, the coordinated outfits (including the “boys” in Bretons) and coordinated sunglasses, the fact that the charter company uses the hashtag #livelaughlove on their page No detail too small! I want to go on a yacht party now .

 

[Dogmuck]

Omg but look at the comments 99% slating him! I fucking love it! Total bomb!

 

[Rosieee]

always the same sexist cliché: women are expensive. Just fuck off.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Huns it's okay we can stop pretending - I think a lot of us will already be at CB tomorrow. So can we meet up at the Yoga tent at 9.30am so we can realign and find harmony before the mad rush starts? I got my housekeeper to design my outfit and my body glitter is only the ethical biodegradeable kind.

My son Atlas also only drinks filtered pH alkaline water, do you think there will be any sold there or should we bring our own?

Our little Rainyle wrote to them and they confirmed it was cancelled

Do I get a special award? I only want your love.

 

[Dogmuck]

the caption about raving STOP SAYING THE WORD RAVING

He was 100% an Oceana boy at uni. Or for those who also went to Bristol - one of the posh twats who frequented lizard lounge and joe publics

the cringey partying with your teenager stories gave me 'raving' to The Killers all alone in Abu Dhabi flashbacks...a golden era for sure

Yeah that’s the point I tried to make not as eloquently up thread blursts. He was a public school boy until 18 then did he go to uni at Bristol (where he’s from no?). Met Clemmie in a cheesy nightclub (he’s admitted this) that’s exactly the sort of place he would have hung out, then became a dad. He’d absolutely crap himself if he went to an actual rave. He’s, what we would call a disco boy, cruising around crap nightclubs in “casual” shirt and slacks, jumping around to indie/rock/classic anthems but mainly looking for a bird he could finger up a wall later that night

His entire festival and musical experiences have come on the gravy train of his wife’s infamy! Knob!

He wouldn’t last an hour in a rave. Twat.

Snap @rosiee

 

[Lazza_j]

Clemmie ( and tattle) we’re name dropped in the Sunday Times today!!

But away from the photogenic children, suspiciously tidy homes and subtle but enhancing filters, something nastier was taking shape. In 2019 it emerged that Clemmie Hooper, a part-time midwife and influencer known as Mother of Daughters with more than half a million followers was caught anonymously trolling others on chat forums in retaliation for vindictive messages that had been posted about her and her family. Even her husband, Father of Daughters, (who has nearly one million followers) was not able to outright support her, for fear of damaging the brand and income they had carefully built.

 

[LuBiLu]

Good luck to him deleting all the negative comments on that post, he'll only be left with two or three comments he can keep. And a couple of porn bots.

He royally fucked up again. He really is the gift that keeps giving!

 

[Hatchet_job]

15. House was broken into when they were away. Police ask 'could anyone have known you were away for the weekend?'

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Omfg he’s now advertising debt consolidation credit products? Jesus Christ. I know they’re not the most exploitative products on the market but really not comfortable with mere mortals (eg not FCA regulated advisors) pushing products on people, especially potentially vulnerable people like new parents or those in some state of financial distress.

fucking hell how bleak

ETA - isn’t the furlough scheme ending next month? So he’s advertising it during a global recession, in the weeks leading up to a huge surge in unemployment? What a fucking prick

 

[Emmadale]

Pink House Living aka Emily Murray is a complete and utter fucking bell end! She's the worst kind of example of an upper middle class woman with a wealthy husband who loves to tout herself as a successful influencer in the world of interiors when in reality she's just another privileged white woman who's never really had to struggle for anything and knows fuck all about interiors but does know a lot about how to spend money and get free stuff. I can't actually stand her, she infuriates me! Her content is literally pointless and holds zero value whatsoever. But fortunately for her she's managed to tick all the usual influencer boxes with her house move to demonstrate her decorating skills, her large instagram following to show how much money she can spend on said house or how many products she can be gifted to fill the house with (note that she uses the same brands that every other interiors influencer uses........so inspiring and interesting) She's done the interiors book Interiors blogging And she kisses the arse of every other instagram interiors hun out there and happily ignores anyone who's not within their inner sanctum when attending events In short, she's a CUNT. I hope she's enjoying her #ad #gifted #freepr holiday in the sunshine whilst countless women and children are currently fleeing Afghanistan to escape a life of abuse, servitude and at worst death.

You don’t like her then?