Father of Daughters #47 Clemente, come back, the world has mostly forgotten.

[FrannyGallops]

He went from being the trendy father of daughters to the greedy naked child seller/debt enthusiast. You just can’t make it up. What’s “funny” is that he always was this way but it’s good to see how the mask slipped under the desperate pressure.

Harsh. Simon has always made it clear that he’s only doing IG for the lolz and because he enjoys it, nothing to do with the money and ads and gifted stuff and free house renovations. Followers and likes don’t matter to him

That was heavy sarcasm ofc, and you’re completely correct. The bit about the mask slipping is spot on. The desperation is quite amusing although, like everyone else, I’m disgusted that he’s still parading his kids. I wonder how much lower he’s going to sink?

Does anyone know how much his new (completely genuine) followers might have cost him? Perhaps he knew the NatWest ad might piss some people off, so he bought a load of bots the previous couple of days to offset the losses.

 

[AutumnDays]

He’s such a twit, when any other adult goes to the supermarket, all they want to do is get home quickly afterwards, not stop and create a story. Such a way to live live, thinking ahead how to can make a story about trivial family life all the time. Going to the supermarket, what can I do to post and get likes. Putting kids to bed, how can I get story out of this - feature my young child crouched on the floor in a half naked position - (a goodie for some less that savoury followers - how can he not see the possibility of this ??) Post a story of them climbing a tree when it’s clear at least one is terrified and wants to get down - nope, must wait until I capture for my 900,000 followers.

FOD is back and has realised he needs his children for engagement and likes (though that is slipping). In his greediness, he doesn’t even think he should create any boundaries around how he features his children.

That NatWest Ad must be some generic thing, based on commission or engagement. He doesn’t even follow NatWest and while it’s marked as an Ad, it’s not described as a paid Ad.

It’s Backfired on him anyway, same as the 3UK one, such a small number of entries must be embarrassing.

 

[EddieBeds]

Harsh. Simon has always made it clear that he’s only doing IG for the lolz and because he enjoys it, nothing to do with the money and ads and gifted stuff and free house renovations. Followers and likes don’t matter to him

That was heavy sarcasm ofc, and you’re completely correct. The bit about the mask slipping is spot on. The desperation is quite amusing although, like everyone else, I’m disgusted that he’s still parading his kids. I wonder how much lower he’s going to sink?

Does anyone know how much his new (completely genuine) followers might have cost him? Perhaps he knew the NatWest ad might piss some people off, so he bought a load of bots the previous couple of days to offset the losses.

A quick Google shows it’s relatively cheap…and this is from a site promising ‘UK’ Insta followers etc. Imagine general bots are likely cheaper?

ETA: Further googling shows you can buy 1000 followers for $19 from other sites etc so imagine if you’re not picky about your bots there are bargains galore.

ETA II: These gems are still there - post only shows 69 comments so far. Wonder if some of the negative ones have had too many likes that if he deleted it would draw more attention? Not that that has ever stopped him previously. Sorry added another screenshot - is the bottom red squig actually effing serious (genuinely don’t think they’re a bot unlike the other red squig)?!

 

[FrannyGallops]

He doesn’t even follow NatWest and while it’s marked as an Ad, it’s not described as a paid Ad.

Yes, I found that odd as well. Although, some influencers don’t add the ‘paid partnership’ banner til later to throw their followers off, which is something that pisses me off. I don’t mind ads as long there aren’t too many of them and they’re clearly marked. I reported one to the ASA the other day. She didn’t add the paid partnership or ad to her post for at least an hour and her stories either didn’t have an #ad at all or it was in dark writing on a dark background. Shady behaviour.

A quick Google shows it’s relatively cheap…and this is from a site promising ‘UK’ Insta followers etc. Imagine general bots are likely cheaper?

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Thanks, Eddie. So that’s a drop in the ocean for him really, if he gets paid for the number of followers he has by the brands.

 

[AutumnDays]

That `NatWest Ad must be some sort of cut and paste/free for all thing - it says ‘Click on link in my bio for more info’ - the link in his bio is for the 3UK promotion. So doesn’t seemed to be an official/commissioned advert.

 

[Axatogrind]

What a weird setup in the photo too, everything just crammed into that postage stamp area. Swingball with no room to swing. A goal with no room to shoot. An inflatible pool with about three inches of water (can you empty a paddling pool onto artificial grass btw?). A random concrete mixing bucket, at least I hope that's what it is. Power tools and a big ol' electric cable reel for the young child to play with beside the pool, seems sensible - NOT! Him, squinting as he tries to get his crackerjack assortment of crap into the right proportions for the 'gram while impaling himself on his own gazebo framework.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

yeah these ads are cheap and generic as duck, they don’t read as a strategic influencer partnership so I can’t imagine he’s getting paid based on his huge follower account which would warrant better creative/copy/products???

Remember that influencer site the multi dad was on for £250 a grid post? Can we see if FOD has an account on there? It looks as if he’s given up trying to get the old level ads and is happy flogging CBD and credit cards. Times must actually be quite tough to be behaving in such an undignified manner??

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

The twin story is verging on criminal and fully needs to be reported. As Rainbow said one is half naked but you can see her full bum. There really is no limit to the lengths he will go to. To see no issue with that is highly concerning.

I reported it. He should hang his head in shame because both he and his tombstone-toothed wife know exactly what kind of perverts are out there collating pics and SS. His willingness to do this is disturbing, he’s a father.

 

[Dogmuck]

Remember that influencer site the multi dad was on for £250 a grid post? Can we see if FOD has an account on there? It looks as if he’s given up trying to get the old level ads and is happy flogging CBD and credit cards. Times must actually be quite tough to be behaving in such an undignified manner??

I was thinking earlier - I blame @heretoreaditall2019 for this #Ad. I bet Sly was like “Amen, NatWest, Ill show that witch it’s not just CBD oil”

 

[Axatogrind]

If you give me a few ideas for fun extra things I could photoshop laying around on his plastic bit of grass, I'll pick a couple that are do-able and prepare something later.

So tempted to put Swim Tits in the pool having one of her fake swims but that's probably too much of a challenge

 

[Hatchet_job]

If you give me a few ideas for fun extra things I could photoshop laying around on his plastic bit of grass, I'll pick a couple that are do-able and prepare something later.

So tempted to put Swim Tits in the pool having one of her fake swims but that's probably too much of a challenge

A rabbit, and not the cotton tail type. Oh do try and put ST in the pool, PLEASE.

 

[FrannyGallops]

So tempted to put Swim Tits in the pool having one of her fake swims but that's probably too much of a challenge

Please do this if you can (Even though in reality she wouldn’t be anywhere near the water)

 

[Axatogrind]

Keep it U-rated please, there are children present!

 

[Spoke]

I wonder if these ads are worth selling his dignity for

 

[Instashamous]

I hope for all that is good in the world that this is an elaborate bot comment. I’m worried for this woman’s mental state if she’s real.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I was thinking earlier - I blame @heretoreaditall2019 for this #Ad. I bet Sly was like “Amen, NatWest, Ill show that witch it’s not just CBD oil”

Who was it that said he’d been down B&M bargains? We’ve pushed him over the edge…

 

[Dogmuck]

If you give me a few ideas for fun extra things I could photoshop laying around on his plastic bit of grass, I'll pick a couple that are do-able and prepare something later.

So tempted to put Swim Tits in the pool having one of her fake swims but that's probably too much of a challenge

There’s only one thing that photo needs...a kitchen

 

[LuBiLu]

There’s only one thing that photo needs...a kitchen

With an island of course. To match the one in his actual kitchen, and the dressing room kitchen.

ETA - Maybe a bottle of CBD oil on said island too.

 

[Bizziebody]

View attachment 718154I hope for all that is good in the world that this is an elaborate bot comment. I’m worried for this woman’s mental state if she’s real.

That reads like foDney wrote it himselfjolilippy could be his alter ego

 

[Emmadale]

I wonder if these ads are worth selling his dignity for

That was sold down the river a long time ago!