Father of Daughters #46 Richard_of_the_ranaissance

[Coffee-Addict]

No way he wrote that - Clammie wrote it

Yep the garden makeover...garden furniture/cushions, flowers in vase, washing on line and fake lawn...keeping it classy there Hoopers in the “Garden of England” - I’ve seen league 4 footballers gardens with more class, it’s totally got aspirational starter home garden vibes...maybe he was looking at Hinch for inspo

In the absence of both FoD and Jack Monroe, I must confess, I too have been looking at “The Ingrams (sp)”, some mad anti vaxer woman recommended on JM thread and the book thread. I am and I’m not ashamed

Same here ! I usually wander over to begga lamb and begga evans too though

 

[Mustard]

Just how is that garden child friendly with the different levels of decking and the hideous fake grass?

 

[skronkywildcat]

He’s going to be scrubbing sausage dog tit off that placcy grass every day.

 

[Sweettutu]

Their fake grass looks radioactive, I haven't seen anything that fluorescent since Del and Rodney got hired to paint the kitchen of the local Chinese restaurant

That reference is

 

[AutumnDays]

Even the thought of dogs toileting on plastic grass and then kids rolling around playing on plastic grass is revolting. It would need hosed down every day with more than cold water! A proper lawn is much more hygienic. More porous, grass grows/is mowed/is renewed, etc.

 

[Mustard]

Would the dogs even want to go on that fake grass? I can’t imagine that they would.

 

[Axatogrind]

Would the dogs even want to go on that fake grass? I can’t imagine that they would.

Even if the dogs don't, the seagulls will

 

[Roxytoxin]

Wow a lesson in how to make your daughters birthday about yourself!! Love this comment on his latest grid post…

 

[Dogmuck]

All those free expensive bathrooms and the lot of them look like they’re mud larks

Must admit 20 year old Clemmie is beautiful...22 year old Sly...not so much

 

[Coffee-Addict]

@Dogmuck i thought the same

 

[Dogmuck]

And her real teeth really suited her.

 

[Emmadale]

All those free expensive bathrooms and the lot of them look like they’re mud larks
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Must admit 20 year old Clemmie is beautiful...22 year old Sly...not so much

Is he wearing mom jeans?

Is she wearing Judith’s tablecloth?

 

[Dogmuck]

@Dogmuck i thought the same

What about @Coffee-Addict? That they all need a good scrubbing or 20 year old Clem was pretty?

He’s ruined her hasn’t he...

Also whilst I’m on a roll- Sly is saying “sun in” was a thing when he was 22. Not anywhere else in the world hun, “sun in” was long gone when I was 22 and that’s more than 15 years before you were. You’re 38 not 58 and there was not a sun in revival. He defo went and had his hair dyed at the hair dressers to look like he was in a boy band!

 

[Roxytoxin]

No ones asking though are they?!

 

[Dogmuck]

No ones asking though are they?!

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Nope. He knows he’s punching on this photo though so has to make it about him...Narc life

 

[Bizziebody]

Their yard is not inspiring or kid friendly at all, where is the buried trampoline hidden? The fake grass, hideously matched to Hinch & the triplet seller yards.

 

[Emmadale]

I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to realise why he makes me want to vom so much….young Sly looks like my ex (thank bleeping god) husband.
I hate to admit I married someone with blonde tips…I even admitted to myself the other day that I didn’t ever massively fancy him and cringed and the hair dyeing.

And now I know what future him would have looked like (not that his hair was ever gonna last like Sly’s!) An annoying smug twit.

 

[LuBiLu]

So no fancy expensive cake for Anya. She got Colin.

Glen's really getting the most out of her free Superga's isn't she.

She did look genuinely happy with newborn Anya though.

 

[Emmadale]

ETA @Dogmuck the sun in era was 95-00 I think, I know as I wrecked my hair with it

 

[Dogmuck]

I don’t know why it’s taken me so long to realise why he makes me want to vom so much….young Sly looks like my ex (thank bleeping god) husband.
I hate to admit I married someone with blonde tips…I even admitted to myself the other day that I didn’t ever massively fancy him and cringed and the hair dyeing.

And now I know what future him would have looked like (not that his hair was ever gonna last like Sly’s!) An annoying smug twit.

Ditching OH number 1 was a wise move Ems

So no fancy expensive cake for Anya. She got Colin.

Glen's really getting the most out of her free Superga's isn't she.

She did look genuinely happy with newborn Anya though.

Yeah she’s actually smiling in her eyes...compare with that recent one (and recent ones) dead behind the eyes big Red Rum vibes on the chops