Wtaf is that? Deep and meaningful FOD is more 
than open gobbed manic FOD!!!!
Why?
than open gobbed manic FOD!!!! Why?
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He’d still be a dick
Vacectomy. Lol.
Go on then... I’ll give it a go.
FOD #41: Not even Nature’s Picture Frame can save you now . The End (that’s optional)
Actually... leave off ‘The End’ it’s something the MOFODs would use to finish their books.
FOD #41: Not even Nature’s Picture Frame can save you now . The End (that’s optional)
Actually... leave off ‘The End’ it’s something the MOFODs would use to finish their books.
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#FOD41 Sad and deranged, utterly full of rage, time for a new page.
It is like he finally realised the twins are no longer the cute toddler cash cows they once were, and he doesn't know what to do about it.
His old posts ( up until November 2019 ) mainly always featured the twins. They were their huge selling point. He is at a complete loss.
Thank duck he did have a vasectomy. I wouldn't have put it past them to have more in order to monetise them.
His old posts ( up until November 2019 ) mainly always featured the twins. They were their huge selling point. He is at a complete loss.
Thank duck he did have a vasectomy. I wouldn't have put it past them to have more in order to monetise them.
He’s still Fuxking babbling on! Jesus wept man! Cry it out on your own time! Do we want Forrest walks or Beach walks? We want you to duck off!
He says he doesn’t miss being in close proximity to other people but he hasn’t been office based since the Ramsgate move , he worked from home long before the pandemic with only occasional trips to the office , iirc.
I think he does miss contact with people (despite what he says) and the slow painful demise of his IG platform is eating him up with resentment.
I think he does miss contact with people (despite what he says) and the slow painful demise of his IG platform is eating him up with resentment.
also the weather this morning was beautiful and sunny so we all went walking then you absolute cretinAt work you bleeping head that’s where!
duck why does he wind me up so much!!!
He appears to have trimmed his facial hair since the mince pie monologue. The crumbs were getting stuck. 
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I was actually half watching a movie earlier so just watched fods stories with the sound off, so just listened. It’s even more of a WTF moment when you hear him. I actually for a brief moment felt sorry for him because he looked wrecked and looked like he was about to cry...don’t worry I go over it when I slapped myself across the head with a rusty hammer and then thought 
what possess a grown man to go for a dog walk with a selfie stick and pour his deepest thoughts out to 874000 bots in China and Russia? Was this him back peddling because we’ve been calling him out about his disgusting behaviour towards the kids? I’m sure some of the hunz have slid into his DMs to tell him. Will we be getting another MH serious fod video? I think he does need to be around people, he looks lost and it’s clear that he loves attention so he really must be missing interaction with other humans.
what possess a grown man to go for a dog walk with a selfie stick and pour his deepest thoughts out to 874000 bots in China and Russia? Was this him back peddling because we’ve been calling him out about his disgusting behaviour towards the kids? I’m sure some of the hunz have slid into his DMs to tell him. Will we be getting another MH serious fod video? I think he does need to be around people, he looks lost and it’s clear that he loves attention so he really must be missing interaction with other humans.I don't think he has representation anymore - independenttalent has no client called hooper when you search their database, and houseofhooper doesn't claim to have representation. Might make it more difficult to earn a living.
This was cute to watch though. Maybe Pablo will be the USP. He could do a Grinch theme for Christmas and dress him up as max dressing up as a reindeer.
I did also feel a bit sorry for him too at one point.
He could also have a Vacectomy reversal.
I did also feel a bit sorry for him too at one point.
He could also have a Vacectomy reversal.
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Nobody can convince me that this wizened prune is in his thirties. Nobody.
If this is what having kids does to you, well, *kisses pill packet*
In seriousness, though, his recent posts about wanting his kids to choke are vile. They’d be better off without him - if he’s that miserable he should leave and get a tragic bachelor pad in the city. It’d actually be great content to watch him try and pull 20-somethings on Tinder with that pickled grill. I dare him. And if he’s not that miserable then he should shut the duck up. We’ve all seen press stories about the numerous men who kill their wives and children. It isn’t funny, flippant content: it’s a horrible mirror into an all-too-common flaw of the male psyche.
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Now I think I'm lookin good for my 64 years
He does seem mentally unwell. I'm not sticking up for him, I still think he is a complete twit.
But mental health is real, and very serious, and a lot of the times it is overlooked sadly, especially in men.
I re-listened to his stories on the beach, and maybe it is just me, but he sounded really sad, and his eyes looked sad. He mentioned he didn't like the beach at first, and the Ramsgate move. Maybe he is regretting moving there? Is it a financial pressure issue? Are they realising what it costs in the real world, when expensive stuff you want isn't handed to you for free, or at a hugely discounted rate?
I'm hoping he isn't trying to use mental health as a sympathy vote, but he genuinely doesn't seem right. He is swinging from manic, to normal, to almost crying in his videos and stories, and it is very uncomfortable to watch.
But mental health is real, and very serious, and a lot of the times it is overlooked sadly, especially in men.
I re-listened to his stories on the beach, and maybe it is just me, but he sounded really sad, and his eyes looked sad. He mentioned he didn't like the beach at first, and the Ramsgate move. Maybe he is regretting moving there? Is it a financial pressure issue? Are they realising what it costs in the real world, when expensive stuff you want isn't handed to you for free, or at a hugely discounted rate?
I'm hoping he isn't trying to use mental health as a sympathy vote, but he genuinely doesn't seem right. He is swinging from manic, to normal, to almost crying in his videos and stories, and it is very uncomfortable to watch.
He's desperately trying to stay afloat, sad thing is his own wife punctured the family dingy. It's going down.
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