Same. It’s all about the wannabes. My latest guilty pleasure is the Wayne Lineker thread and some Irish sisters called the Garrihy’s aka The Gardashions.I give zero fucks about actual celebrities ... I’m all over the wannabe fuckers though
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Fuckin bored tonight... even Masterchef is tit. It’s nearly a whole year since McCain Ad... even if I was down to my last pound I would never buy part cooked roast potatoes.
I don’t even care if I offend anyone on this thread
I don’t even care if I offend anyone on this thread
Haha this was classic yes. I need to find her thread again. I follow the brummymummyof2 thread - she is a car crash.
I'm shocked he hasn't jumped on the bandwagon, and filmed some Elf on the Shelf crap that no one cares about.
Elf on the Shelf ..., It’s more like ‘ Himself on the Shelf’ His gig is over.
...how about Simon on the Pylon
As in dressed the twinnies in elf costumes and got them to climb up the bookcase?
Or even better up to the top of the Christmas tree.
More Elf nonsense.
Single mother Ms Lee - who is a carer - said her son Oscar 'cried and cried' when he saw the bones and was left 'traumatised' - but she 'found it hilarious'.
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Single mother Ms Lee - who is a carer - said her son Oscar 'cried and cried' when he saw the bones and was left 'traumatised' - but she 'found it hilarious'.
Mother pretends toy elf has been KILLED and EATEN in prank
Tanya Lee, 30, admitted she appeared 'a bad parent' after laying out chicken bones as an 'elf-shaped skeleton' next to a stuffed Grinch toy. Single mother Ms Lee said her son Oscar 'cried and cried'.
That sounds like an A&E visit would be needed, good thing Glen would be around to suggest #IVABSAs in dressed the twinnies in elf costumes and got them to climb up the bookcase?
Even more content for Slyman to work with.
Hey Simon, how about a video of you with your crystal ball or time machine that enables you to prepare video content - complete with trip to Screwfix - in response to "loads of people's" DMs, BEFORE you receive the DMs?
Or were "loads of people" randomly DMing you about smart doorbells before you'd even posted about your smart home?
"Oh, that's a nice stair runner, I think I'll DM Simon about doorbells"
Or were "loads of people" randomly DMing you about smart doorbells before you'd even posted about your smart home?
"Oh, that's a nice stair runner, I think I'll DM Simon about doorbells"
Nooooo don't be silly.Hey Simon, how about a video of you with your crystal ball or time machine that enables you to prepare video content - complete with trip to Screwfix - in response to "loads of people's" DMs, BEFORE you receive the DMs?
Or were "loads of people" randomly DMing you about smart doorbells before you'd even posted about your smart home?
"Oh, that's a nice stair runner, I think I'll DM Simon about doorbells"
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He undone all his doorbell wiring, then re-wired and installed the doorbell again, just to record it and make a video for the "loads of people" who asked about it.
It's not like Sly is a Billy Bullshitter now is it!
Love that! I love it when the Trolls catch him out on the big porkiesHey Simon, how about a video of you with your crystal ball or time machine that enables you to prepare video content - complete with trip to Screwfix - in response to "loads of people's" DMs, BEFORE you receive the DMs?
Or were "loads of people" randomly DMing you about smart doorbells before you'd even posted about your smart home?
"Oh, that's a nice stair runner, I think I'll DM Simon about doorbells"
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We were talking about it last night how these twats say “hey I’m going to do a Q&A so DM me with your questions”
Then they just provide answers to questions they’ve made up themselves that allows them to steer their grifting ship in the direction they want it to go.
what is this tripe he’s just posted? Smells of desperation in here...
I was wandering round Lidl earlier thinking about what it would take Sly to do for me/us to think “yeh ok fair dos, crack on son” (my voice is quite SE posh. I would sound like an absolute bellend saying the above).
To start... a breakdown of the child exploitation, acknowledgement of it, deleting all the old exploitative photos (whilst recognising the horse has bolted) an apology to his kids for it. Recognising and apologising for the racism. Acknowledging all the freebies. I would let the bot buying lie if he stopped buying them (WE CAN TELL!!) and I guess some comment on the impact that using social media to “align themselves with the celebrity world” a) hasn’t worked b) fucked their family life. Promise to not grift for more freebies and stop making time consuming videos “for a creative outlet”.
It’s the Prince Andrew interview. Nothing less. Mention it all, so to say (I so love and miss bethenney in RHONY. Don’t judge)
To start... a breakdown of the child exploitation, acknowledgement of it, deleting all the old exploitative photos (whilst recognising the horse has bolted) an apology to his kids for it. Recognising and apologising for the racism. Acknowledging all the freebies. I would let the bot buying lie if he stopped buying them (WE CAN TELL!!) and I guess some comment on the impact that using social media to “align themselves with the celebrity world” a) hasn’t worked b) fucked their family life. Promise to not grift for more freebies and stop making time consuming videos “for a creative outlet”.
It’s the Prince Andrew interview. Nothing less. Mention it all, so to say (I so love and miss bethenney in RHONY. Don’t judge)
It’s not him it’s her! 4 screen story for a Vietnamese (or was it Thai?) takeaway. Desperate af for a freebie. Pretty sure they didn’t post that much for the £4K sink
Christ on a bike. What the effing hell did I just watch on his FOD insta? Imagine coming across him in the woods on a dog walk. You'd run in the opposite direction from that mad man.
And the HOH romantic meal for two? What has that got to do with DIY? I mean, sure they had to cook it (defeats the object of a takeaway meal no?). But it's not interior design. God, do you think they'll post a step by step instruction on how to cook it? Got to be Glen.
I just had to share these beauties...
And the HOH romantic meal for two? What has that got to do with DIY? I mean, sure they had to cook it (defeats the object of a takeaway meal no?). But it's not interior design. God, do you think they'll post a step by step instruction on how to cook it? Got to be Glen.
I just had to share these beauties...
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Currently very much at the "nope, I'm not gonna look at this tit" stage 
I really need to DM Sly to ask advice on getting my partner to commit social media career suicide, do you think he’d film a quick tute on stories if I ask?
“Quick tute” has me dead hahahaha
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