Now now fodNey she's not THAT ocd, we've seen inside the bedroom kitchen draws and the wardrobe.
That wall paper is ugly.
That wall paper is ugly.
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As an OCD sufferer it’s my pet hate when dickheads misuse it. Of course FOD does.
This pisses me off too. It’s a real mental health problem, not something you can bandy around just because somebody likes to clean up after his tattiness.
He’s dropped the ‘Hooper’ because when you google ‘Simon Hooper’ these are the first two articles that pop up
I’m still to this day fucked off with Weber giving him that BBQ... I loved Weber too
I've #gifted her a little something to help when she's ready to try her first proper swim 
Spit my tea out againI've #gifted her a little something to help when she's ready to try her first proper swim
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I hope you do this for a living .... brilliantI've #gifted her a little something to help when she's ready to try her first proper swim
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Also, I tit you not, Wickes is doing fitted kitchen offices
Haha. Do you think she's ever actually been in past her ankles? It's so cold at the moment it is quite dangerous to go plunging in with very little on unless you really know what you are doing and are used to cold water swimming.I've #gifted her a little something to help when she's ready to try her first proper swim
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Come.in.to.the.vip.lounge!
I’m gonna petition Tattle for an immediate promotion for you. But you are defo getting your photo up on the Tattle wall of fame! Right next to Axa’s
Legend
Urgh-stuffing that ham in his mouth in stories-f*cking grim. 
ST’s at the bloody beach again, wearing dungarees, roll neck and that bloody awful smug smile 🥱
ST’s at the bloody beach again, wearing dungarees, roll neck and that bloody awful smug smile 🥱
HELP! You lot need to actually kidnap me, I've committed all sorts of sin in my time away. I'm a filthy so n so!!!
Going in! Cover me...Urgh-stuffing that ham in his mouth in stories-f*cking grim.
ST’s at the bloody beach again, wearing dungarees, roll neck and that bloody awful smug smile 🥱
Yay welcome back @SaladDressing - who had you, Fod in the basement or Clemmie in the kitchen bedroom?
I WAS BRAINWASHED
That's all I can day
I'm coated in shame and filth - I've ordered a bleeping GOUSTO box but I didn't follow Fodney's links. I'm currently waiting for it. 50% off.... I've cancelled my subscription already but I started another one for something else - tea. The kind you can buy in shops
just like my gousto box will be littered with stuff you can get in a normal SHOP! They are controlling me by making me wait in for it - I've been royally fucked over ain't I?!May as well pimp myself on an insta story unwrapping the cunting thing when I comes and flaunting myself and my discount code to my 375 followers....
White dungarees!Urgh-stuffing that ham in his mouth in stories-f*cking grim.
ST’s at the bloody beach again, wearing dungarees, roll neck and that bloody awful smug smile 🥱
I realised the error of my Gousto whoring ways when I looked at the email advising me to
"TRACK MY BOX"
They ain't getting anywhere near my vag- subliminal prostitution, so it is
"TRACK MY BOX"
They ain't getting anywhere near my vag- subliminal prostitution, so it is
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Its all so fake. I swim in the sea in the summer. Not even going to pretend I do in winter. Reality is hard salty hair and mascara over face. She is just so so fake.
Also I thought they shopped as Waitrose not M&S.
It’s M&S ham. Filthy meat eater.
It’s M&S ham. Filthy meat eater.
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