We're on holiday in stunning North Yorkshire in the most gorgeous converted barn on a farm with spectacular views. It is crammed full of beautiful things, lots of lovely touches and £175 a night. No minimum stay. It's the sort of place Chav and Teefs can only dream about.
Eat your heart out, you greedy pair. It knocks your overpriced, pitiful thatched dolls house into a cocked hat (a very small one, for a teeny, tiny cottage).
Btw Teefers, I guess you have no idea where N Yorkshire is located. Is it a county? Is it near Chichester? Or is it next to Norfolk? Never mind.