Yes. It’s the filler mustache. Google images reveals the most hilarious results. Lydia’s mustache is a constant offender.
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From watching Lorry Hill videos on plastic surgery (if you haven‘t seen them, I highly recommend them!) the line or shadow is caused when the filler used is too hard and just sits there (think peeps who look like a duck from the side) and causes a shadow. I am no expert but this is what I learnt from Lorry’s vids!
I think the arms have to be up and out like that due to her stabbing cutlery 90degree angle technique- also the napkin still on the table …. Imagine the etiquette wannabe getting so much wrong - at least her and Chav are well suited - feral and greedy oiks with arrogance not matched by intellect or talent. Odious pair!Speaking of etiquette, that looks suspiciously like an elbow on the table during the HP sauce meal.
How did I miss the napkin?!
I'll say it again, perhaps she should call in Anna Bey for an etiquette refresher.
I just gotta say..... you UK
ladies CRACK ME UP ! " Chavsplaining.....Lady Aga.......ye old Rectum etc etc.....perfect !Lololol.......that is fabulous !
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To be fair, you cannot beat the original sauces. No posh Daylesford brown/tomato sauce will ever top them!
To be fair, I can’t stand HP sauce, but could swim in Daylesford brown sauce - it’s delicious
But, but, but - do people really slather both Heinz tomato and HP brown sauce on the one meal??? And, why hasn't Madame Manners decanted the stuff into dainty dishes? Nobody with any decorum would just dump the bottles on the table and then film it.
Also missing a #ad #beggy picyes ! and on top of that , it's so NOT instagramable
From today's flogathon.....
Cow: "Who on earth is this and what the hell is she doing...human's are so strange"
Cyclist: *ring ring... ring ring* "Is that the police? There is a strange woman in the lane wearing a nightgown, I think she may have a screw loose"
Chinless wonder: "No, no constibule, I have not just escaped from the local looney bin"
Cow: "Who on earth is this and what the hell is she doing...human's are so strange"
Cyclist: *ring ring... ring ring* "Is that the police? There is a strange woman in the lane wearing a nightgown, I think she may have a screw loose"
Chinless wonder: "No, no constibule, I have not just escaped from the local looney bin"
Oh but that sparks a memory of old Joho flogging Ocado and how they sold Dayleford sauces and how they were jus mouthwatering and slurp mouth-wateringly good and Chav agreed! Again fur coat … applies to Mr and Ms Bucket Fear Irons
Nothing Chav cooks is instagramable. … he is slap dash and throws things about - if it lands on the plate well and goodyes ! and on top of that , it's so NOT instagramable
With regards to the brown line around the lips. It is often caused by the sun, as the lip is protruding so much. It happened to me when I used to have fillers. I haven’t had them for 10 years now, and the sun tan lines have gone x
I don't think Anna bey would agree about her relationship with "an average Joe", he's worse than an average Joe, he's living off her...
New flog, todays skincare brand of choice is Elemis for those wondering !
She takes a passive aggressive dig at Chav for not unpacking his holiday/freebie trip case
The colour of the Cayenne is truffle brown.... or HP brown
Josie did say daylesford ketchup is the best or her favourite , now we see her using Heinz. I will try the daylesford brown sauce after reading the recommendation here !
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I am having a challenging time watching her and getting current with her BS vlogs.....2 minutes in..... her current vlog.....blubber lips
Well what a flog and what door handles!!!
what was he like in that creased denim shirt - grey white leggings, crochet tie and over shaved eyebrows …. Chav knows better than the skincare brand using the freebie day cream at night - we hear he still has his PT sessions (after the gut exposure in the previous flogs - he needs to get Joho and lala’s money back)
Their Goodwood or trip flog was no where near as good as Lyds F1 or Ascot trip.
oh and in my experience skyvip like the hoover holiday puff/sham. My older sister worked for News International when sky launched - as part of the marketing strategy some employees were gifted sky, it has been around for about 30 years - I was still at school - but too young to pin the event on a year - it was the talk of the village and my school and soon other people were getting sky or that other brand. I’m not sure when you had to start paying for the programmes but I know we did for a long time. When the vip app launched I signed us up to it - but it was always faulty and so could never process things - customer services were hopeless and never replied about the vip app. We left about 2 years ago now jus as lockdown hit as then I realised how unreliable the wifi was for what we needed in lockdown. We have wifi phone and tv all for half the price of sky!
but our Joho has to flog.
oh Yes my elegant ladies we know Anna Bey would be horrified by the Chav. Her face to view their table manners would be a sight to see! Has Anna done a video on table manners - we could post to Joho and Chav?
what was he like in that creased denim shirt - grey white leggings, crochet tie and over shaved eyebrows …. Chav knows better than the skincare brand using the freebie day cream at night - we hear he still has his PT sessions (after the gut exposure in the previous flogs - he needs to get Joho and lala’s money back)
Their Goodwood or trip flog was no where near as good as Lyds F1 or Ascot trip.
oh and in my experience skyvip like the hoover holiday puff/sham. My older sister worked for News International when sky launched - as part of the marketing strategy some employees were gifted sky, it has been around for about 30 years - I was still at school - but too young to pin the event on a year - it was the talk of the village and my school and soon other people were getting sky or that other brand. I’m not sure when you had to start paying for the programmes but I know we did for a long time. When the vip app launched I signed us up to it - but it was always faulty and so could never process things - customer services were hopeless and never replied about the vip app. We left about 2 years ago now jus as lockdown hit as then I realised how unreliable the wifi was for what we needed in lockdown. We have wifi phone and tv all for half the price of sky!
but our Joho has to flog.
oh Yes my elegant ladies we know Anna Bey would be horrified by the Chav. Her face to view their table manners would be a sight to see! Has Anna done a video on table manners - we could post to Joho and Chav?
How can anyone take influencers seriously......every day they try and say a different skin product is the best and always in their daily routine....what do you depend the day creaming your face?????? How can you possibly use so much products???? Each one the best blah blah blah.
Well I hope people look at their skin and realize that those products are doing them no favors. Charlie apparently is getting in on the skincare too. But that mark on his nose says otherwise.
I absolutely love that we compare Lyds and Josie so much. You’re right…Josie’s trip was the economy version of Lydia’s (well really Ali’s) trip, but Josie has documented the past several days 1000x better than Lydia has. These two should just morph into one single country grandma. Add them up in age and you almost get there. Still not in style though.
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