Am I an awful person (Joho and Chav rubbing off on me), for thinking a tornado could only improve that strawtop mane!?Perhaps we could conjure a little hurricane to mess with her hair... interrupt the "snaps" of the begged-for freebies
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He looked like he let Aly Gordon dress himThey say one can never be overdressed or overeducated but per usual, Charlie looked like he was foolishly trying way too hard. What even was that outfit? lol. Seersucker jacket, denim shirt and a tie that looked like it was crafted from an old crocheted afghan?
Hopefully a big wind gust comes up and shoots her stupid long dress over her head, she falls into a puddle and the studs from her valentinos start popping off and everyone hits the deck. Puddle water wrecks her heatless curls and PR make up is running down her face.....one of her Big ole front veneers falls off we see her original teeth did not make her look like Bugs Bunny. All while the chav is standing there, mouth breathing, not helping because he doesn't want his overly plucked eyebrows to get wet.
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Just imagine that strawtop mane and her huge frothy floral dress whirling around full-speed in a hurricane wind - it will be EPIC!
I can't stop laughing now.
Love this recap!!Fantastic recap again!!
I’m living for the ‘TEEFERS’ comment at the end. Which one of us did it?
Saves us all having to watch the dreadful video - thank you for taking one for the team!!
Looks like she was freebie-hunting at the Beautypie pop up in Covent garden
I read some where that Charlie allegedly has one year of University. There are qualified Chefs who would love to get their own TV shows. And...there's a steep learning curve to become a chef. You pay your dues by chopping vegetables and more vegetables while sweeping the floor . Not sure Chaz has the stamina. lolThanks so much. I wonder what he was marketing...and what his role was?
He’s obviously educated. I do wish he’d let his eyebrows grow. I remember ages ago he’d landscaped them a little too hard and it looked like he’d had to draw them back in a bit. He’s very good with the dogs, and at least he drives unlike Vicky Mouse’s Toddler. I wish he’d get a job though. I know they want him to be offered a job as a TV chef.
No I am sure he would not! He’d splain it for hours though…
’Well basically what it is is dirt on the floor…and the best way to approach dirt on the floor (I always say) is stealthily and with the right tools. Now basically, the right tools comprise of…’
Interestingly and exciting it is game changing …No I am sure he would not! He’d splain it for hours though…
’Well basically what it is is dirt on the floor…and the best way to approach dirt on the floor (I always say) is stealthily and with the right tools. Now basically, the right tools comprise of…’
I have just had a tiny accident on my sofa through laughing! This is tooooooo funny and it’s him!!!
My theory is that these companies have worked out that they don't need a proper review from an influencer to make a killing in their sales. I imagine that an influencer who actually gives a damn about providing their viewers with actual education on the product and be totally honest probably gave a bigger invoice to the companies compared to I fluencers who just read the pamphlet and basically lie about how good the product is. Businesses will almost always go for minimum investment for maximum return.
Chav has returned from the London trip TL peops spotted him on! Oh Chav what garden is he talking about in this merching/flogging photo??
surely not the ma’ladeee of ye olde rectum garden??? Dhhaaarrrhlings has Chav in excitement and intestinal ( edit types interesting but too magically excited and made a game changing typo) come early with his new game changing word of the month ? - magical - will we have a magical July???
surely not the ma’ladeee of ye olde rectum garden??? Dhhaaarrrhlings has Chav in excitement and intestinal ( edit types interesting but too magically excited and made a game changing typo) come early with his new game changing word of the month ? - magical - will we have a magical July???Attachments
you know, I come and go from Joho hoho's forums and youtube every couple months, I detox and then I remember that TL is really fun and return, and something that never ceases to amaze me is, for being such a boring content creator, Joho has many threads, it's really impressive
seems like what she lacks in chin size is being compensated in forum quantity lol
seems like what she lacks in chin size is being compensated in forum quantity lol
Seem to remember something about this in one of their Q & A sessions yonks ago. Didn't he say he dropped out because he didn't feel he was learning anything from his course or his tutors? Certainly sounds typical of his stupidity and arrogance! How many times have we heard him droning on and on and on about something that he is completely wrong about?
I read this in his voiceNo I am sure he would not! He’d splain it for hours though…
’Well basically what it is is dirt on the floor…and the best way to approach dirt on the floor (I always say) is stealthily and with the right tools. Now basically, the right tools comprise of…’
. Nearly sent myself to sleep LOL. You start from the bottom in chef training he wouldn't be able for it. It is like Brooklyn Beckham is now saying he is a chef. It is actually terrible for anyone that did it the proper way. The long hours the hard graft, been shouted at, cleaning areas and floors day in and day out.
Any pics
Not so......Southern Florida has an East Coast , Atlantic Ocean-Miami, Ft Lauderdale, West Palm Beach, Orlando, extending to Florida Keys. West coast is the Gulf of Mexico which has Tampa, Daytona Beach. I lived there for several years, the people are wonderful. Rain can be quick and sometimes heavy. Tornado months is typically late summer and affects many Southern states and the Midwest. You are correct that it is hot and human in the summer though.She’s gonna have a rude awakening in South Florida. People aren’t so friendly there
I did some not in depth re which women are on top in the UK, her name is not amongst the several I check. However, LM made the list
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I live in Miami
south beach/Miami Beach the people are rude af! The drivers are tit on the I-95/Palmetto. If you aren’t even hot or dressed the part- some clubs wont let you in (e.g. the club inside the fountain blue- if you didn’t meet the standards- the bouncers wouldn’t let you in).hurricane season is from June to November.
Daytona is East coast- south of Jacksonville.the Florida keys is another world. People are actually nice down there because its so laid back.
Hollywood beach & North to Fort Lauderdale its different though. Its a lot more chilled. People are nicer there and I spent my party life there because of the relax laid back environment and not having to impress people.
Miami - the people aren’t so nice and I say this sincerely because I’ve dealt with a lot of assholes from living and working down here. Im glad you’ve had a great experience but as a Florida native- not so much. People don't even greet you. If they are nice, they are trying to sell you something.
The other Southern states- people are nicer like in NC/SC. Lovely!
Josie wearing her granny dresses will be laughable. She may get away with that style on Hollywood Beach with all the retired people strolling
Please note- im not trying to sound like a jerk but this is my experience a long with many people I know
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Amusing flog for quite a few reasons . Chav constantly interrupting to mansplain or interfere.
is that the OCADO smoked salmon
and Josie declaring that putting pepper on the food is seasoning …. When she should know salt is seasoning but pepper isn’t (where was chav when I needed him to mansplain this)
and brace yourself for the biggest mug slurp dahhlings
mans a few mins later another huge slurp once makeups done
and another huge slurp ! I’m losing count yuk
the dream shoes turn out to be rock studs that she “might wear”…..are they dream wedding shoes are not
is that the OCADO smoked salmon
and Josie declaring that putting pepper on the food is seasoning …. When she should know salt is seasoning but pepper isn’t (where was chav when I needed him to mansplain this
)and brace yourself for the biggest mug slurp dahhlings
mans a few mins later another huge slurp once makeups done
and another huge slurp ! I’m losing count yuk
the dream shoes turn out to be rock studs that she “might wear”…..are they dream wedding shoes are not
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The affiliates tonight... it's a greedfest of note... and quite dreadful...
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