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custosmorum
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Spotted some free advertising in the comments
NomDePlume
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Welcome to the recap, my dahlings.
Many Tattlers who live in her village and surrounding areas enlighted us about our lady Aga of Cotswolds. It seems that Teefers and the splainer did not make a good impression on her neighbours and are seen as rude and standoffish.
They complained about the noise of neighbours strimming grass at an inconvenient time for them. Neighbours are not amused.
After reading our comments, Teefers immediately went on a charm offensive by suddenly pretending to be very interested in her village. She went to see the village tractor parade
and even slogged through a three-hour village walk.
We had reports from neighbours @Sambatiki, @beautyblogger123, @Hoof Hearted, @HippyHoppy and @DameAliceNutter. Hope I left no one out and thank you so much!
We were also reminded by @Hunevoque2 that lady Aga previously accused the farmer of spraying pesticides and killing her plants when it was actually because of frost.
Teefers and the Splainer were spotted in the wild by our @beautyblogger123 who lives nearby and @ella1979 who took a trip. Beautyblogger said she could hear charchar talking from across the car park.
Ella said staff at the Daylesford flower arranging course offered to forage for Josie’s blooms as she was dressed too inappropriately for the mud and uneven ground. Teefers declined and said her rockstuds are effectively her wellies. Teefers arrived complete with her assistant in tow to film. We heard that Josie just about "lives" at Daylesford.
We also heard that the approach to her house and its immediate area is not terribly grand, with loads of signs along the gravel that warn that police will be called if people are caught parking. This is despite the fact that regular villagers have problems with the delivery vans and workers blocking access on the very narrow lanes.
We had Teefers tell us they were kindly doing their neighbours’ flower bed... oops... I mean the herbaceous borders... at Strawtop.
This is more fakery as they have in fact bought the cottage next door, so are lying 
about being charitable. Both Charlie and Teefers are owners of the new cottage.
@Hoof Hearted informed that they lied on IG when they said that they own the fields where their dogs run. They own no fields at all, only their own garden.
We confirmed again that Strawrot is not in the Cotswolds at all and a neighbour said their village barely makes it into the Cotswolds with a mix of old and new houses. Brailes is lovely but not the postcard Cotswolds Teefers is attempting to sell to viewers.
We were also told that living there is not exactly what Teefers and Lala expected and they don't seem to be as happy there as they pretend to be on social media.
Nicholsons has finally finished the garden after 11 weeks – complete with 4 oversized coffin beds with stepping stones and the water feature in the middle of nowhere that looks like a sarcophagus.
They have the garden furniture they first “experienced the luxury of” at Lydia and Ali’s.
Teefers has arrogantly proclaimed that her kitchen garden is the most beautiful she has EVER seen. She also informed us everything at her house is always the “biggest”.
Nightly garden updates have mercifully stopped. It is summer now and the sun is still shining when granny Josie goes to bed at 8 or 9pm.
It was the Chelsea Flower Show but Teefers, our ‘intrepid’ gardener, provided us with no content. She only showed the brands they already have freebies from, drank too much, posted a ridiculous sloshed pose on IG and couldn’t use the rest of her drunken footage. Instead, we endured a vlog of undisclosed ads and time-lapses to what @loujo001 calls 70s porn music.
So much for her love of “blooms” and gardening. She was not invited to the press day.
Thank you to @beautyblogger123 and @Allexie01 for the many brilliant and humourous posts and pics/screenshots that you posted. We loved them. Allexie called our Josefiend “The Poison Dwarf” and commented, “I can just imagine old Teefers, in her dotage, sozzled, propping up the end of the bar and singing Lion King songs softly to herself whilst occasionally high kicking her way through a minefield of odd side tables to the ladies loo*....stopping on the way to accost customers to ask if they have tried her latest pimple popping gadget.
* Sorry...'powder room”. - Captures lady Aga perfectly.
We had @realityfan post the screenshot of the flower arranging with the lady covering her face to be anonymous. Hilarious...
Notice the placement of Josie's Loewe bag, my dahlings...
We got pics from @ella1979 about the area near her house.
The palace of lady Aga aka The Olde Rectum seen from the street. The darker gray slate roof to the left is the church attached to their house.
The poison dwarf was observed on tippy toes at the Daylesford counter...
This gem was from @Allexie01 of Teefers posing while on the rosé. We saw no "blooms" from Chelsea Flower Show, only Teefers posing as a flower.
Also sharing her top voted post captioned, " Nurse! Nurse!! Grandma's out of bed again........"
Many Tattlers who live in her village and surrounding areas enlighted us about our lady Aga of Cotswolds. It seems that Teefers and the splainer did not make a good impression on her neighbours and are seen as rude and standoffish.
They complained about the noise of neighbours strimming grass at an inconvenient time for them. Neighbours are not amused.
After reading our comments, Teefers immediately went on a charm offensive by suddenly pretending to be very interested in her village. She went to see the village tractor parade
and even slogged through a three-hour village walk.We had reports from neighbours @Sambatiki, @beautyblogger123, @Hoof Hearted, @HippyHoppy and @DameAliceNutter. Hope I left no one out and thank you so much!
We were also reminded by @Hunevoque2 that lady Aga previously accused the farmer of spraying pesticides and killing her plants when it was actually because of frost.
Teefers and the Splainer were spotted in the wild by our @beautyblogger123 who lives nearby and @ella1979 who took a trip. Beautyblogger said she could hear charchar talking from across the car park.
Ella said staff at the Daylesford flower arranging course offered to forage for Josie’s blooms as she was dressed too inappropriately for the mud and uneven ground. Teefers declined and said her rockstuds are effectively her wellies. Teefers arrived complete with her assistant in tow to film. We heard that Josie just about "lives" at Daylesford.
We also heard that the approach to her house and its immediate area is not terribly grand, with loads of signs along the gravel that warn that police will be called if people are caught parking. This is despite the fact that regular villagers have problems with the delivery vans and workers blocking access on the very narrow lanes.
We had Teefers tell us they were kindly doing their neighbours’ flower bed... oops... I mean the herbaceous borders... at Strawtop.
This is more fakery as they have in fact bought the cottage next door, so are lying about being charitable. Both Charlie and Teefers are owners of the new cottage.@Hoof Hearted informed that they lied
on IG when they said that they own the fields where their dogs run. They own no fields at all, only their own garden.We confirmed again that Strawrot is not in the Cotswolds at all and a neighbour said their village barely makes it into the Cotswolds with a mix of old and new houses. Brailes is lovely but not the postcard Cotswolds Teefers is attempting to sell to viewers.
We were also told that living there is not exactly what Teefers and Lala expected and they don't seem to be as happy there as they pretend to be on social media.
Nicholsons has finally finished the garden after 11 weeks – complete with 4 oversized coffin beds with stepping stones and the water feature in the middle of nowhere that looks like a sarcophagus.
They have the garden furniture they first “experienced the luxury of” at Lydia and Ali’s.Teefers has arrogantly proclaimed that her kitchen garden is the most beautiful she has EVER seen. She also informed us everything at her house is always the “biggest”.
Nightly garden updates have mercifully stopped. It is summer now and the sun is still shining when granny Josie goes to bed at 8 or 9pm.
It was the Chelsea Flower Show but Teefers, our ‘intrepid’ gardener, provided us with no content. She only showed the brands they already have freebies from, drank too much, posted a ridiculous sloshed pose on IG and couldn’t use the rest of her drunken footage. Instead, we endured a vlog of undisclosed ads and time-lapses to what @loujo001 calls 70s porn music.
So much for her love of “blooms” and gardening. She was not invited to the press day.Thank you to @beautyblogger123 and @Allexie01 for the many brilliant and humourous posts and pics/screenshots that you posted. We loved them. Allexie called our Josefiend “The Poison Dwarf” and commented, “I can just imagine old Teefers, in her dotage, sozzled, propping up the end of the bar and singing Lion King songs softly to herself whilst occasionally high kicking her way through a minefield of odd side tables to the ladies loo*....stopping on the way to accost customers to ask if they have tried her latest pimple popping gadget.
* Sorry...'powder room”. - Captures lady Aga perfectly.
We had @realityfan post the screenshot of the flower arranging with the lady covering her face to be anonymous. Hilarious...
Notice the placement of Josie's Loewe bag, my dahlings...
We got pics from @ella1979 about the area near her house.
The palace of lady Aga aka The Olde Rectum seen from the street. The darker gray slate roof to the left is the church attached to their house.
The poison dwarf was observed on tippy toes at the Daylesford counter...
This gem was from @Allexie01 of Teefers posing while on the rosé. We saw no "blooms" from Chelsea Flower Show, only Teefers posing as a flower.
Also sharing her top voted post captioned, " Nurse! Nurse!! Grandma's out of bed again........"
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What's the deal with people on Lydia's thread thinking Josie is sooo much better and authentic?! 
First off, it makes me die of laughter.
Secondly, why is it always a competition on these threads?
On Frow's they go on about Caro and Tamara and Leonie and how superior/more successful they are.
On Lydia's they go on about how Frow and Josie are better/more successful/more authentic.
On Tamara's they go on about how Leonie and Caro and everyone else is doing better.
etc etc
They all suck and are fake. Some may suck slightly less than an other, but it's all a horrid consumerist greedy desperate envy-fest of fakery of an industry.
First off, it makes me die of laughter.
Secondly, why is it always a competition on these threads?
On Frow's they go on about Caro and Tamara and Leonie and how superior/more successful they are.
On Lydia's they go on about how Frow and Josie are better/more successful/more authentic.
On Tamara's they go on about how Leonie and Caro and everyone else is doing better.
etc etc
They all suck and are fake. Some may suck slightly less than an other, but it's all a horrid consumerist greedy desperate envy-fest of fakery of an industry.
thewatcher234
Active member
Jeepers, creepers, where’d you get those teefers? 
Here’s a close up if anyone needs a profile pic
I enjoyed this comment/exchange on TikTok 
Also, her dodgy numeracy skills were on full display - before the live with the author she’d read two thirds of the book but 30 minutes later she’d read only half! Feels like she’s been reading that book forever too - is it particularly tough going?
Also, her dodgy numeracy skills were on full display - before the live with the author she’d read two thirds of the book but 30 minutes later she’d read only half! Feels like she’s been reading that book forever too - is it particularly tough going?
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custosmorum
Chatty Member
Is she incapable of not acting all fake? Watching yesterday's vlog that is sponsored by Hello Fresh and it can never be just "Today's video is sponsored by Hello Fresh, so we'll cook something yummy that I've chosen", no. It has to be "I have to think of something for dinner because it's my turn and COINCIDENTALLY my photographer was raving about Hello Fresh meals so I thought about trying something new". JUST SAY THEY SENT YOU THIS TO FILM
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Hoof Hearted
New member
A quick peek around the adjoining chapel if anyone is interested.
Allexie01
VIP Member
I'm sooo distracted by her upper lip, can't take my eyes off it. What on earth has she had done....looks horrid!
The chinless wonder knows all about etiquette doesn't she...after all she offered to lecture us
on the topic? Here she does a Lidl and starts eating before the Charlie Chavster. Note the exquisite sauce bottles and the Josie method of wrangling cutlery....soooo pawsh!! And as for the Chavster's butter grab and doorstep buttering at the restaurant....must have had a rather feral upbringing.
And, dear me, she could have steamed the frock she is trying to flog us....hideous tho it is!
The chinless wonder knows all about etiquette doesn't she...after all she offered to lecture us
on the topic? Here she does a Lidl and starts eating before the Charlie Chavster. Note the exquisite sauce bottles and the Josie method of wrangling cutlery....soooo pawsh!! And as for the Chavster's butter grab and doorstep buttering at the restaurant....must have had a rather feral upbringing.
And, dear me, she could have steamed the frock she is trying to flog us....hideous tho it is!
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NomDePlume
VIP Member
53 minutes... here we go...
She almost does her dog speak voice... but to the "Mr bumblebee". She has so many histrionic traits. Everything except the overtly sexual trait, but perhaps she hides that under the schoolmarm facade.
She's drying out rose petals. Tosses them into a plastic ziplock bag Starts to say she doesn't like to... (use plastic)... catches herself and moves on without saying a word. Our little environmentalist. Didn't she just moan about CDP beauty's plastic wrapping?
The underarm vajayjay is back. Can't remember who 1st pointed this out on the thread but I cannot unsee it... shame on you for leading me so astray...
She is going away but is first squeezing in a workout. A quick look below shows #Adanola #WorkoutHaul. Safe to say then that this is a sponsored post and #ad not declared. We have a flash onscreen that says #ad. Hoping the aunties won't notice it and think she very industrious to exercise before going away. No... she is shilling again as usual.
She gives Tattle Life a shoutout and says we've probably seen her wearing the white top after Pilates at Daylesford... raucous laughter from me... hi Josie 
She also read the comment about her coffee slurping being yuck... so she deliberately slurps while defiantly looking into the camera in true narc style... and then slurps some more... wow... is she 30 or 13? Lady Aga is so very classy...
Then goes on to say the workout shorts is Princess Daina vibes... I'm a little speechless. Is she taking notes from Meghan and Harry on how to use Diana's name for clout? Then also mentions school moms, Hailey Bieber and Freddie regarding the workout clothes... talk about covering all your bases. Must be desperate. Wants to keep the aunties but is also desperate for younger people. Seem the aunties are not bringing in fabulous brand deals and trips. Now she's mentioning university sororities as well. Geez, she's really shilling this stuff.
18 minutes in of shilling she randomly stops and sends a text to Freddy asking about an arm workout. I'm speechless... the desperation... she just mentioned her Pilates... Freddy is just to add minutes to nothingness vlogs.
30 mins later she is finally finished shilling Adanola... will leave this here... it is not a recent estimate...
She says the place at Wilderness is the Soho Farm House of Norfolk but does not seem terribly impressed with it. Wondering if it has something to compare to Daylesford... hmmm...
Now shilling 111 Skin Care... does this even come close to her other favourites, I wonder?
My dahlings, our Josie is elated... they have old Defenders there... funny how she never drives their old Defender and complains on camera when she has to. She feels so at home she says because they used a fleet of Defenders.
I realise I left Defender out of our poll and only included Range Rover... oh dear... silly me, clearly I can't multitask like Teefers and need to step up my game!
She traipses through woodland with her dress and rockstuds. Others are more appropriately dressed than she is. I doubt this wood setup is something Teefers enjoyed but hey ho, it is a trip, more sponsorship and some content.
The next morning she starts to say she looks puffy... realises she's paid to shill the trip skin care and then says her face is glowing... is she taking meds or has she gone off her meds, I wonder...
all that multitasking must be getting to her. Shame... poor thing...
She keeps saying she found her Norfolk home from home... only to put up the "Suffolk" correction up on the screen. Teefers doesn't have a clue where she is... I am laughing so much that I cannot stop...
Perhaps too overwhelmed by that fleet of old Defenders...
Now says she's radiating garlic from the dinner... so is her face glowing from the mask or from the garlic?
She's the only influencer there, says the rest are press and waaaaiiiitttt for it... a person from Downton.
I bet Teefers put on her very best accent and told them all she has fleets of Defenders in the Cotswolds AONB!!!!
Towards the end, she again stops talking... and says she needs to slurp... tell me you are a narcissist without telling me you are a narcissist... Wow, Teefers... I see our comment really got to you... it appears we hurt her feelings... Come on Josie, next time toss in those attention-seeking histrionic traits a well and pull a big ole face while you slurrrrp, dahling...
Question: do we think she got this gig via Charlie's family connections (actress) to boost her or has she found a new Dr to inject her face?
She has broken yet another camera. Balanced her camera on top of two stacked bottles... she really is stupid, dim and careless... will she get a freebie with her Amazon voucher I wonder...
I think she is also getting sponsored by this venue because she actually goes walking... by herself... to give a sales spiel about the venue at Wilderness. Such a pity then that she didn't even bother to find out to which county she was going during her three-hour taxi trip there.
She moaned about the ten-pound next-day delivery fee to get a new camera. Aah well, not everything can be kindly gifted in the world, can it?
The end... finally...
She almost does her dog speak voice... but to the "Mr bumblebee". She has so many histrionic traits. Everything except the overtly sexual trait, but perhaps she hides that under the schoolmarm facade.
She's drying out rose petals. Tosses them into a plastic ziplock bag
Starts to say she doesn't like to... (use plastic)... catches herself and moves on without saying a word. Our little environmentalist. Didn't she just moan about CDP beauty's plastic wrapping?The underarm vajayjay is back. Can't remember who 1st pointed this out on the thread but I cannot unsee it... shame on you for leading me so astray...
She is going away but is first squeezing in a workout. A quick look below shows #Adanola #WorkoutHaul. Safe to say then that this is a sponsored post and #ad not declared. We have a flash onscreen that says #ad. Hoping the aunties won't notice it and think she very industrious to exercise before going away. No... she is shilling again as usual.
She gives Tattle Life a shoutout and says we've probably seen her wearing the white top after Pilates at Daylesford...
raucous laughter from me... hi Josie She also read the comment about her coffee slurping being yuck... so she deliberately slurps while defiantly looking into the camera in true narc style...
and then slurps some more... wow... is she 30 or 13? Lady Aga is so very classy...Then goes on to say the workout shorts is Princess Daina vibes... I'm a little speechless. Is she taking notes from Meghan and Harry on how to use Diana's name for clout? Then also mentions school moms, Hailey Bieber and Freddie regarding the workout clothes... talk about covering all your bases. Must be desperate. Wants to keep the aunties but is also desperate for younger people. Seem the aunties are not bringing in fabulous brand deals and trips. Now she's mentioning university sororities as well. Geez, she's really shilling this stuff.
18 minutes in of shilling she randomly stops and sends a text to Freddy asking about an arm workout. I'm speechless... the desperation... she just mentioned her Pilates... Freddy is just to add minutes to nothingness vlogs.
30 mins later she is finally finished shilling Adanola... will leave this here... it is not a recent estimate...
She says the place at Wilderness is the Soho Farm House of Norfolk but does not seem terribly impressed with it. Wondering if it has something to compare to Daylesford... hmmm...
Now shilling 111 Skin Care... does this even come close to her other favourites, I wonder?
My dahlings, our Josie is elated... they have old Defenders there... funny how she never drives their old Defender and complains on camera when she has to. She feels so at home she says because they used a fleet of Defenders.
I realise I left Defender out of our poll and only included Range Rover... oh dear... silly me, clearly I can't multitask like Teefers and need to step up my game!
She traipses through woodland with her dress and rockstuds. Others are more appropriately dressed than she is. I doubt this wood setup is something Teefers enjoyed but hey ho, it is a trip, more sponsorship and some content.
The next morning she starts to say she looks puffy... realises she's paid to shill the trip skin care and then says her face is glowing... is she taking meds or has she gone off her meds, I wonder...
all that multitasking must be getting to her. Shame... poor thing... She keeps saying she found her Norfolk home from home... only to put up the "Suffolk" correction up on the screen. Teefers doesn't have a clue where she is... I am laughing so much that I cannot stop...
Perhaps too overwhelmed by that fleet of old Defenders...Now says she's radiating garlic from the dinner... so is her face glowing from the mask or from the garlic?
She's the only influencer there, says the rest are press and waaaaiiiitttt for it... a person from Downton.
I bet Teefers put on her very best accent and told them all she has fleets of Defenders in the Cotswolds AONB!!!!Towards the end, she again stops talking... and says she needs to slurp...
tell me you are a narcissist without telling me you are a narcissist... Wow, Teefers... I see our comment really got to you... it appears we hurt her feelings... Come on Josie, next time toss in those attention-seeking histrionic traits a well and pull a big ole face while you slurrrrp, dahling...Question: do we think she got this gig via Charlie's family connections (actress) to boost her or has she found a new Dr to inject her face?
She has broken yet another camera. Balanced her camera on top of two stacked bottles... she really is stupid, dim and careless... will she get a freebie with her Amazon voucher I wonder...
I think she is also getting sponsored by this venue because she actually goes walking... by herself... to give a sales spiel about the venue at Wilderness. Such a pity then that she didn't even bother to find out to which county she was going during her three-hour taxi trip there.
She moaned about the ten-pound next-day delivery fee to get a new camera. Aah well, not everything can be kindly gifted in the world, can it?
The end... finally...
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Elsewhere
Well-known member
I am dead. He’s complaining about the delivery service on the parasol and says he has emailed them suggestions on how to improve their delivery service! Who the hell does he think he is?! Most likely this bloody thing is gifted too and it’s still not good enough. I’m enraged
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Jessie98
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Remember Lydia and Ali getting gifted a Disney cruise years ago. It was Ali that was gifted it and Lydia spent the entire trip looking like a cow that licked piss off a nettle . Why gift these trips to influencers. Disney don't need to gift holidays to ungrateful witches as these. What about a family who are struggling and would never ever be able to afford such a privilege. And no not The Hinchs either. Real genuine families that have had a hard time
What a pair of pretentious annoying spoilt madams. The accents, Josies lips
. Oh I don't like to get wet, it is too warm, that is so cute, we didn't expect this weather (Florida in July) . Didn't pack right. Too dark here for photos.... moan moan moan.
. Why gift these trips to influencers. Disney don't need to gift holidays to ungrateful witches as these. What about a family who are struggling and would never ever be able to afford such a privilege. And no not The Hinchs either. Real genuine families that have had a hard timeWhat a pair of pretentious annoying spoilt madams. The accents, Josies lips
. Oh I don't like to get wet, it is too warm, that is so cute, we didn't expect this weather (Florida in July) . Didn't pack right. Too dark here for photos.... moan moan moan.
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WatchReelCopyReel
VIP Member
Who in the world doesn’t know that Central Florida and the Caribbean are sweltering in the middle of July? That’s like not knowing sub-Saharan Africa is hot or that Antarctica is cold.
And sorry not sorry but unless you are a Disney fan, going on a Disney cruise without children is SUPER weird. And she’s already doing a terrible time selling the cruise. Saying that that fairly massive stateroom is too small for a family is such bad PR! What a fail.
And sorry not sorry but unless you are a Disney fan, going on a Disney cruise without children is SUPER weird. And she’s already doing a terrible time selling the cruise. Saying that that fairly massive stateroom is too small for a family is such bad PR! What a fail.
countrybumpkin92
Active member
Spotted on the early morning train from Banbury to London. They are both quite small in real life! Josie is tiny. She looked very glamorous in what looked like a Zimmerman dress, strappy sandals and a picnic basket type bag (particularly as everyone else was quite drab… me included). They didn’t really talk to each other at all, just looked at their phones.
Allexie01
VIP Member
From today's flogathon.....
Cow: "Who on earth is this and what the hell is she doing...human's are so strange"
Cyclist: *ring ring... ring ring* "Is that the police? There is a strange woman in the lane wearing a nightgown, I think she may have a screw loose"
Chinless wonder: "No, no constibule, I have not just escaped from the local looney bin"
Cow: "Who on earth is this and what the hell is she doing...human's are so strange"
Cyclist: *ring ring... ring ring* "Is that the police? There is a strange woman in the lane wearing a nightgown, I think she may have a screw loose"
Chinless wonder: "No, no constibule, I have not just escaped from the local looney bin"
What the HECK those TEETH! They've grown somehow?!
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Here’s a close up if anyone needs a profile pic
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Almost looks like she's wearing fake "bad" teeth like a halloween costume!
Did he actually cut himself a little posy of flowers for his lone breakfast?
Fashion Mumblr #32 Labia pits, begging trips; Pufferfish lips and the Mansplainer twit
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NotInTheCotswoldsDarling
New member
Just wow... love that people are calling her out on Instagram as well. I was in that thread somewhere too, and I imagine that person was blocked immediately as well. I am actually a first-time poster but an avid reader of these threads and I used to be a regular viewer of hers until just before her move to the Cotswolds, and ever since then, I keep being outraged by how out of touch she seems to be with real-life issues and struggles for so many people. Her greed, her overconsumption, her ignorance and the endless "green-washing" speeches have completely ruined her channel for me. I am sure I am not the only one who used to - somewhat - enjoy her videos but the blatant consumerism and materialism, especially in times like these, are just so infuriating and just speak volumes about her true nature. It seems like every day there's a new car, a new trip, a new favourite object,... Nothing of what comes out of her mouth is genuine and it shows... there's no joy there anymore. You can really see it in their eyes.
custosmorum
Chatty Member
This silhouette actually looks good on her and makes her more classy, but she would probably ruin it by pairing it with the Valentino rockstuds or an enormous Loewe bag.