Fashion Mumblr #31 Not Very Bright while Gardening in White, it's not right #PerennialMillennial Fright

[NomDePlume]

Welcome to a new thread. Thank you and congrats to @Ja'mieKing for the title. (TL not tagging the name, disappears as soon as I type the apostrophe)

Had to adjust/shorten the title, too many letters to fit, cuts off in the middle of the word "#Perennial". Below is the original suggestion with 21 votes.

Fashion Mumblr #31 Not Very Bright while Gardening in White, Something Isn’t Right with the #PerennialMillennial Fright

 

[lanathebest]

Im so tired of her fake kind "voice" she puts on, when in reality shes the opposite

 

[NomDePlume]

Welcome to the recap, my dahlings.

Many Tattlers who live in her village and surrounding areas enlighted us about our lady Aga of Cotswolds. It seems that Teefers and the splainer did not make a good impression on her neighbours and are seen as rude and standoffish.

They complained about the noise of neighbours strimming grass at an inconvenient time for them. Neighbours are not amused.

After reading our comments, Teefers immediately went on a charm offensive by suddenly pretending to be very interested in her village. She went to see the village tractor parade and even slogged through a three-hour village walk.

We had reports from neighbours @Sambatiki, @beautyblogger123, @Hoof Hearted, @HippyHoppy and @DameAliceNutter. Hope I left no one out and thank you so much!

We were also reminded by @Hunevoque2 that lady Aga previously accused the farmer of spraying pesticides and killing her plants when it was actually because of frost.

Teefers and the Splainer were spotted in the wild by our @beautyblogger123 who lives nearby and @ella1979 who took a trip. Beautyblogger said she could hear charchar talking from across the car park.

Ella said staff at the Daylesford flower arranging course offered to forage for Josie’s blooms as she was dressed too inappropriately for the mud and uneven ground. Teefers declined and said her rockstuds are effectively her wellies. Teefers arrived complete with her assistant in tow to film. We heard that Josie just about "lives" at Daylesford.

We also heard that the approach to her house and its immediate area is not terribly grand, with loads of signs along the gravel that warn that police will be called if people are caught parking. This is despite the fact that regular villagers have problems with the delivery vans and workers blocking access on the very narrow lanes.

We had Teefers tell us they were kindly doing their neighbours’ flower bed... oops... I mean the herbaceous borders... at Strawtop. This is more fakery as they have in fact bought the cottage next door, so are lying about being charitable. Both Charlie and Teefers are owners of the new cottage.

@Hoof Hearted informed that they lied on IG when they said that they own the fields where their dogs run. They own no fields at all, only their own garden.

We confirmed again that Strawrot is not in the Cotswolds at all and a neighbour said their village barely makes it into the Cotswolds with a mix of old and new houses. Brailes is lovely but not the postcard Cotswolds Teefers is attempting to sell to viewers.

We were also told that living there is not exactly what Teefers and Lala expected and they don't seem to be as happy there as they pretend to be on social media.

Nicholsons has finally finished the garden after 11 weeks – complete with 4 oversized coffin beds with stepping stones and the water feature in the middle of nowhere that looks like a sarcophagus. They have the garden furniture they first “experienced the luxury of” at Lydia and Ali’s.

Teefers has arrogantly proclaimed that her kitchen garden is the most beautiful she has EVER seen. She also informed us everything at her house is always the “biggest”.

Nightly garden updates have mercifully stopped. It is summer now and the sun is still shining when granny Josie goes to bed at 8 or 9pm.

It was the Chelsea Flower Show but Teefers, our ‘intrepid’ gardener, provided us with no content. She only showed the brands they already have freebies from, drank too much, posted a ridiculous sloshed pose on IG and couldn’t use the rest of her drunken footage. Instead, we endured a vlog of undisclosed ads and time-lapses to what @loujo001 calls 70s porn music. So much for her love of “blooms” and gardening. She was not invited to the press day.

Thank you to @beautyblogger123 and @Allexie01 for the many brilliant and humourous posts and pics/screenshots that you posted. We loved them. Allexie called our Josefiend “The Poison Dwarf” and commented, “I can just imagine old Teefers, in her dotage, sozzled, propping up the end of the bar and singing Lion King songs softly to herself whilst occasionally high kicking her way through a minefield of odd side tables to the ladies loo*....stopping on the way to accost customers to ask if they have tried her latest pimple popping gadget.
* Sorry...'powder room”. - Captures lady Aga perfectly.

We had @realityfan post the screenshot of the flower arranging with the lady covering her face to be anonymous. Hilarious...
Notice the placement of Josie's Loewe bag, my dahlings...

We got pics from @ella1979 about the area near her house.

The palace of lady Aga aka The Olde Rectum seen from the street. The darker gray slate roof to the left is the church attached to their house.

The poison dwarf was observed on tippy toes at the Daylesford counter...

This gem was from @Allexie01 of Teefers posing while on the rosé. We saw no "blooms" from Chelsea Flower Show, only Teefers posing as a flower.
Also sharing her top voted post captioned, " Nurse! Nurse!! Grandma's out of bed again........"

 

[Allexie01]

Awwwww…thankee for the thankees…*blushes*

Another clickbait title tonight, ‘I predicted this would happen’. Erm…her teeth have fallen out? Cha Cha has washed his hands? La La has not sold her manky brassiere collection? Who knows…who cares?

 

[Elsewhere]

In the latest vlog she talks about having to break her two week heat fast on her hair. Hate to say it but the hair looks no different than before. Just as awful.

 

[ella1979]

new vlog...... how many jobs does she do whilst wearing a thick dressing gown ? . we have witnessed baking now gardening.... there may be more !

She refers to her "wild flower meadow" , I don't know about you but in my mind a meadow I quite a vast area of land ?, not a tiny patch of land?

shes off on a road trip and isn't sure if its 48 hrs, 36hrs or 24 hrs and she looks very confused

 

[Elsewhere]

In the new vlog, I bet you anything that while they were driving to dinner in the Defenders all she did is talk about hers. I could punch people like that. ‘And my defender…(fill in the blanks)’ NO-ONE CARES!!

 

[ella1979]

She goes on to talk about how she can't stop trying to multitask or thinking of more ways to multitask ... I think shes been listening to too many CEOs podcasts about how they get up at 5am!

she wants to ensure she gets her half price under 27 yrs old soho meals discount........

In total she has included 35 links to sell items via her latest YouTube vlog

 

[Peoniesandballetshoes]

Tbh her garden is nice, nicholson‘s have done a good job with the border outside the door and the water feature gazebo, the beds are too big but that’s josie and Char’s dumb ideas.
she knew where she was buy and should have sold up and moved to a smaller house further into the cotswold’s if she didn’t like it.
josie is a city girl, bet we get more fashion content and London lunches as a weekly feature this year.
her daylesford content is repetitive and pointless, stick with the fashion content you originally had a audience for and get rid of Charlie’s endlessness shoping for faux antiques andyour own need to buy cottage like dinner plates.

for a change do a vlog on your thermomix or cooking for a young busy couple- like batch cooking or quick meals.
we know you like food, play to your audience

 

[ella1979]

OMG I literally fell asleep during the flog... the last thing I recall is her going on a road trip !!

 

[Twinkletoes974]

for a change do a vlog on your thermomix or cooking for a young busy couple- like batch cooking or quick meals.

Is it possible to batch-cook Mac n cheese?!

 

[Ch21]

Will Robin and Ben Francis not be cross shes sponsored by adanola and not gym shark?

 

[NomDePlume]

53 minutes... here we go...

She almost does her dog speak voice... but to the "Mr bumblebee". She has so many histrionic traits. Everything except the overtly sexual trait, but perhaps she hides that under the schoolmarm facade.

She's drying out rose petals. Tosses them into a plastic ziplock bag Starts to say she doesn't like to... (use plastic)... catches herself and moves on without saying a word. Our little environmentalist. Didn't she just moan about CDP beauty's plastic wrapping?

The underarm vajayjay is back. Can't remember who 1st pointed this out on the thread but I cannot unsee it... shame on you for leading me so astray...

She is going away but is first squeezing in a workout. A quick look below shows #Adanola #WorkoutHaul. Safe to say then that this is a sponsored post and #ad not declared. We have a flash onscreen that says #ad. Hoping the aunties won't notice it and think she very industrious to exercise before going away. No... she is shilling again as usual.

She gives Tattle Life a shoutout and says we've probably seen her wearing the white top after Pilates at Daylesford... raucous laughter from me... hi Josie

She also read the comment about her coffee slurping being yuck... so she deliberately slurps while defiantly looking into the camera in true narc style... and then slurps some more... wow... is she 30 or 13? Lady Aga is so very classy...

Then goes on to say the workout shorts is Princess Daina vibes... I'm a little speechless. Is she taking notes from Meghan and Harry on how to use Diana's name for clout? Then also mentions school moms, Hailey Bieber and Freddie regarding the workout clothes... talk about covering all your bases. Must be desperate. Wants to keep the aunties but is also desperate for younger people. Seem the aunties are not bringing in fabulous brand deals and trips. Now she's mentioning university sororities as well. Geez, she's really shilling this stuff.

18 minutes in of shilling she randomly stops and sends a text to Freddy asking about an arm workout. I'm speechless... the desperation... she just mentioned her Pilates... Freddy is just to add minutes to nothingness vlogs.

30 mins later she is finally finished shilling Adanola... will leave this here... it is not a recent estimate...

She says the place at Wilderness is the Soho Farm House of Norfolk but does not seem terribly impressed with it. Wondering if it has something to compare to Daylesford... hmmm...

Now shilling 111 Skin Care... does this even come close to her other favourites, I wonder?

My dahlings, our Josie is elated... they have old Defenders there... funny how she never drives their old Defender and complains on camera when she has to. She feels so at home she says because they used a fleet of Defenders.

I realise I left Defender out of our poll and only included Range Rover... oh dear... silly me, clearly I can't multitask like Teefers and need to step up my game!

She traipses through woodland with her dress and rockstuds. Others are more appropriately dressed than she is. I doubt this wood setup is something Teefers enjoyed but hey ho, it is a trip, more sponsorship and some content.

The next morning she starts to say she looks puffy... realises she's paid to shill the trip skin care and then says her face is glowing... is she taking meds or has she gone off her meds, I wonder... all that multitasking must be getting to her. Shame... poor thing...

She keeps saying she found her Norfolk home from home... only to put up the "Suffolk" correction up on the screen. Teefers doesn't have a clue where she is... I am laughing so much that I cannot stop... Perhaps too overwhelmed by that fleet of old Defenders...

Now says she's radiating garlic from the dinner... so is her face glowing from the mask or from the garlic?

She's the only influencer there, says the rest are press and waaaaiiiitttt for it... a person from Downton. I bet Teefers put on her very best accent and told them all she has fleets of Defenders in the Cotswolds AONB!!!!

Towards the end, she again stops talking... and says she needs to slurp... tell me you are a narcissist without telling me you are a narcissist... Wow, Teefers... I see our comment really got to you... it appears we hurt her feelings... Come on Josie, next time toss in those attention-seeking histrionic traits a well and pull a big ole face while you slurrrrp, dahling...

Question: do we think she got this gig via Charlie's family connections (actress) to boost her or has she found a new Dr to inject her face?

She has broken yet another camera. Balanced her camera on top of two stacked bottles... she really is stupid, dim and careless... will she get a freebie with her Amazon voucher I wonder...

I think she is also getting sponsored by this venue because she actually goes walking... by herself... to give a sales spiel about the venue at Wilderness. Such a pity then that she didn't even bother to find out to which county she was going during her three-hour taxi trip there.

She moaned about the ten-pound next-day delivery fee to get a new camera. Aah well, not everything can be kindly gifted in the world, can it?

The end... finally...

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

Awwwww…thankee for the thankees…*blushes*

Another clickbait title tonight, ‘I predicted this would happen’. Erm…her teeth have fallen out? Cha Cha has washed his hands? La La has not sold her manky brassiere collection? Who knows…who cares?

I’m afraid the pious (I predicted /I knew/ me me ) headline has turned me off. The last thing I want to see is Joho victorious as she lip smacking gulps telling us how she knew… whatever rubbish she is waffling…. Looks to be advertising gym wear… is it gym shark or Lyds and Freddie’s gig they’ve had for months…. I realise that her only content of interest was the house /dogs and PR freebie events! The house is boring greeen and greeen Chavsplaining opportunities and the dogs no longer look interested in with of the 2 bozos!

 

[NomDePlume]

I’m afraid the pious (I predicted /I knew/ me me ) headline has turned me off. The last thing I want to see is Joho victorious as she lip smacking gulps telling us how she knew… whatever rubbish she is waffling…. Looks to be advertising gym wear… is it gym shark or Lyds and Freddie’s gig they’ve had for months…. I realise that her only content of interest was the house /dogs and PR freebie events! The house is boring greeen and greeen Chavsplaining opportunities and the dogs no longer look interested in with of the 2 bozos!

Pure clickbait title again for a vlog that a dreadfully boring, with her stumbling over her words, slurping and lip-smacking and generally talking like she is on drugs.

Will Robin and Ben Francis not be cross shes sponsored by adanola and not gym shark?

She promoted SweatyBetty mostly but is now onto Adanola. We know she will promote anything that pays her enough. I am not Gym Shark cares much about teefers for business. I saw either Freddy or Frow doing Gym Shark, can't remember who now.

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

The vejayjay axilla was someone called Chatty Lady - I think - had a rather spectacular photo of Joho by her name. I am haven’t seen her comments for a while though! It certainly is something that cannot be unseen. Maybe that’s why Chav wears such tight trousers …
So we have suspected for a while they are lurking and using TL for content ideas but oldJoho is becoming desperate and obvious now… no subtlety from the slurp gulper greedy one. Chav appears to be less and less in the flogs … suspect they both realise they can’t polish that or fake the chemistry or even basic rapport…. So we are being rested from the Estate manager. Wonder why lala isn’t featuring …. Maybe she can’t show face butler the gently worn bras are sold and she can buy more…

In the latest vlog she talks about having to break her two week heat fast on her hair. Hate to say it but the hair looks no different than before. Just as awful.

Her hair/ like her skin is proof that her freebies she flogs do not work! Why any brand would ask her to promote skin or hair care is beyond me…. Who would want skin and hair like that?? (Granted when I was a teen I longed for acne as everyone had it and I thought there was something wrong with me…but I am older now and do not feel the need to be a sheep ) maybe the peri anal mumblinial is leading a trend on had hair and evergreen/red chin spots?

 

[Allexie01]

Does anyone have a few spare brain cells to donate to the idiot Poison Dwarf? She hasn’t a clue where she is…Norfolk…Suffolk! Who cares? Not her or us…mebbe the sponsor brand tho. Do they really pay megabucks to numpties for this sort of work? *shakes head in wonderment*

 

[IneverKnewmylogin]

Does anyone have a few spare brain cells to donate to the idiot Poison Dwarf? She hasn’t a clue where she is…Norfolk…Suffolk! Who cares? Not her or us…mebbe the sponsor brand tho. Do they really pay megabucks to numpties for this sort of work? *shakes head in wonderment*

As usual TL your humorous comments got me curious as I think - no surely not - and go to check.
I sped through the flog but my first stop was at the defenders … did brazen Joho say - Chav would be delighted there was lemon in his pimms? —— is the not drinking part of their USP and attempt to get freebie gigs others don’t? … I’m sure she’ll claim he doesn’t drink but makes the pimms and cocktails… she appeared to be alone on her freebie trip … poor Joho - even Lyds has Carrie to take with her on her freebies ….
Re the comment on soho under 27 discount? Joho is trying to pretend to be younger ? … and didn’t she claim the trip was a family holiday? Yikes Joho will stoop at nothing for a freebie or a discount.

 

[NomDePlume]

Found this in the comments... could some of the sheep be waking up to her greed and fakery?

This person noticed the slurping too. Silly old Teefers trying to troll tattlers just made herself look stupid. Who drinks like that? Disgusting! I just remembered I wanted to add the fact that we heard her table manners are atrocious in the thread recap and I forgot. Manners while eating or drinking are not negotiable for many. That would include noise coming from when chomping of drinking. I wonder what Teefers does when she drinks through a straw? Is she that person who loudly vacuums the bottom of the cup/glass with her straw? This from little miss Debretts who considered doing etiquette videos.

There are many comments telling her to use a paper bag for the rose petals to prevent mould but none of her acolytes question why she's using a single-use plastic bag.

 

[Fleuntspite]

Do we think chavs would be jelly of ali and lyds going to the f1 and a wonderful hotel, seems johoho and chavs are losing ads with companies