Ever so kindly gifted without a trace of an ad disclosure. It’s funny because Elm’s post sounds exactly what I imagine it would if Teefers and Chav delivered a PR brief to her.Well they are clearly not inundated with booking or they wouldn't be giving free stays to mates.
What a strange photo. They look so uncomfortable and hunched. He’s not even touching her (look at his back hand) and she looks like she’s smelled the toilet.
Oh that famous hand holding the air pose… even for fakeness photos they can’t bear to touch l…
Perhaps Charlie let one go and Josie is just trying to smile her way through it
defo looks like she’s smelt something bad. Or maybe she’s recalling the traumatic time she was in Manchester, and she was the only living soul in a Bo
He was a professional wanker
ffs. More unrealistic dresses and gardeningThat really annoyed me as well! Such poor manners. Where was he raised, jeez.
Oh Joho isn’t any better… the feeding time at the zoo clip with the hp sauce she was holding the cutlery at 90 degree angles!!! I have never seen (not even a child) with such poor table manners!
I have seen nothing that warrants the use of the past tense
She must know zero about table manners to leave that in and not edit it out. 
it is rarely seen to smother huge slabs of bread like chav did in the uk .
that ring and earrings are hideousStarts by randomly mentioning her hair and how silky it is. Quick look below and there is the shampoo linked for this 'silk'... funny how she’s had to stop using heat to try and keep her silken straw from falling off her head.
Also randomly mentions she needs to make the bed where Scarlet slept. Another look below and there is the linen - 45% off.
She’s in full QVC mode.
Welcome to a video of how to be the fakest person in the world my dahlings. Her hair is so silky from the great products, it even falls out of the heatless curler because it's so soft...
She’s flogging more jewellery - ugly jewellery! Says the massive ring is delicate...
She whispers (why???) that charchar booked at a Michelin star restaurant. I wonder if they do mac n cheese? Charchar stretches right over the table to get the butter.
Hard flog of Skin+Me, blah, blah... Mentions Hailey Bieber again, desperate for a few younger subscribers I see.
More whispering... this time about the sky... she's going bonkers it seems...
The weird wonky music that sounds like it’s playing at the wrong speed is back.
She flogs dresses she clearly hates. Her face says it all... or perhaps she forgot to put on her fake personality...
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She’s actually dressing like an OAP at this point. I mean, a rich OAP, but still.Starts by randomly mentioning her hair and how silky it is. Quick look below and there is the shampoo linked for this 'silk'... funny how she’s had to stop using heat to try and keep her silken straw from falling off her head.
Also randomly mentions she needs to make the bed where Scarlet slept. Another look below and there is the linen - 45% off.
She’s in full QVC mode.
Welcome to a video of how to be the fakest person in the world my dahlings. Her hair is so silky from the great products, it even falls out of the heatless curler because it's so soft...
She’s flogging more jewellery - ugly jewellery! Says the massive ring is delicate...
She whispers (why???) that charchar booked at a Michelin star restaurant. I wonder if they do mac n cheese? Charchar stretches right over the table to get the butter.
Hard flog of Skin+Me, blah, blah... Mentions Hailey Bieber again, desperate for a few younger subscribers I see.
More whispering... this time about the sky... she's going bonkers it seems...
The weird wonky music that sounds like it’s playing at the wrong speed is back.
She flogs dresses she clearly hates. Her face says it all... or perhaps she forgot to put on her fake personality...
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Tired of her sustainability speeches while encouraging mindless consumerism that ends in landfills.
And we know she isn’t keeping or donating any of this shht. She’s just sending it back and because these are online free returns, the real likelihood of them being repackaged and sold is low. More likely they go from her two minute try on, back to the company, straight to the landfill.
Joho is shouting out the red duke now…. They must be on a freebie food roll…. Imagine being in a restaurant and siting with those two grabbing chomping slurring within your eyeline….
Precisely. This is her best look. She should paid it with louboutin nude kates or pigalles or an Altazurra fun flat. A small white YSL crossbody with gold hardware and a sleek bun and she’s complete. But we know we are going to see those awful clunker shoes, a terrible basket bag, and tons of that faux gold jewelry. That is IF we ever see this dress again.
