Fashion Mumblr #26 Teefers takes Tefal, eats pasta and cries in her Mazda

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that1

Active member
I just joined the thread to say that, in 2021 I can’t believe she is able to advertise st Ives face scrub with a straight face.

I don’t get why so many influencers are trying so hard to come across like lady of the manor? All the shots in linen clothing, surrounded by flowers and gardening and making a big deal of living in the country…

my grandmother wasn’t aristocratic but she was “old money”, and from the country.

she wouldn’t be caught dead with a designer bag. Old money doesn’t like anything with labels on show, they think it’s tacky.

she loved her gardening and grew vegetables, but wouldn’t dream of faffing around in a big linen dress. It was an old shirt and trousers she’s had for years.

she rarely ever updated her home decor and it definitely was nothing like the likes of Josie’s or Lydia’s brand new top of the range stuff. Old money doesn’t care about keeping up with fashion trends. When my grandmothers sofa got a bit tired she just had it reupholstered. Old money is a bit dusty and well, old. Think of that photo of princess Anne’s living room. As the saying goes, old money doesn’t buy new furniture - it goes to the attic.
 

Hunevoque2

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Mansplainer Char Char here.
The American Plane and the London Plane tree are not the same tree although related.
The London Plane (Platanus x acerifolia) is found, as the name suggests, throughout London and is planted in streets because it copes well with pollution, is fast growing, has beautiful bark, casts shade, etc.
It is also found throughout Europe, inc the South of France (where it is called the French Plane).
It is a hybrid of Acer occidentalis, the American Plane.
Grossie and Char would be familiar with the tree, having lived in London.
Yes, it is what we call PLATANE, they have them by the edge of the roads all over the place in France. My granny who lived in London had two in her garden and they were classified, Japanese tourists would often stand in front of the house taking pic of them!
 
Mansplainer Char Char here.
The American Plane and the London Plane tree are not the same tree although related.
The London Plane (Platanus x acerifolia) is found, as the name suggests, throughout London and is planted in streets because it copes well with pollution, is fast growing, has beautiful bark, casts shade, etc.
It is also found throughout Europe, inc the South of France (where it is called the French Plane).
It is a hybrid of Acer occidentalis, the American Plane.
Grossie and Char would be familiar with the tree, having lived in London.
Supposed experts in anything that grows from Mother Earth......Chaz consults Google to identify the tree and when it reveals that the tree is an " American Sycamore" teefers in all of her authority and knowledge states " that can't be right and, no- it- all, echoes in agreement saying " no that can't be right" also.

They don't need reputable world wide search engines, bcz they have each other, what a pair of knucklehead's.
 

NomDePlume

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Anybody heard of this secret squirrel influencer club, Loca World? This is from Le Mas de Chabran Insta.

No doubt Grossie begged the Provence trip through this...

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Ooh la la, thanks for the info. My brain was completely blank on how the Cotswold dolts got the Mas de Chabran gig. Highly unusual for the little beach and sun-worshipper. Brought it down to her level though with the rosé mania. Salut, saloo... oh let's just sodding drink... 🥂🤣

Fabulous sleuthing, dahling! 💯

I wonder if Toothy got this connection via Soho or when looking for ways to fill Strawtop bookings? Surely Strawtop can't have influencers staying - it's way too small for their massive egos! 🤯😳

Did we notice that she had a "friend" at Strawtop for a weekend, baby and all, just to get professional photos taken? Always so charitable, our milady Josie... 😏
 

I never knew that

Well-known member
Anybody heard of this secret squirrel influencer club, Loca World? This is from Le Mas de Chabran Insta.

No doubt Grossie begged the Provence trip through this...

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Careful it could be a site that harvests data and sells on … if Joho is linked to it … they’ll be affiliations and costs on way or another

Supposed experts in anything that grows from Mother Earth......Chaz consults Google to identify the tree and when it reveals that the tree is an " American Sycamore" teefers in all of her authority and knowledge states " that can't be right and, no- it- all, echoes in agreement saying " no that can't be right" also.

They don't need reputable world wide search engines, bcz they have each other, what a pair of knucklehead's.
I remember from childhood … sycamore was the only tree I could remember and identify … just like birds I have a block remembering the names of each , no matter how many times daddy told me or we had to learn for school… I just am not at the intellect of Joho and Chav
 

YottoAdri

Member
It must be some sort of talent to make a vlog of such a beautiful place sooooo painful to watch!

As it has been mentioned before that friendship is definitely not in the same place as it was before, especially obvious in the time-lapse of one of the dinners, I guess it was also one of the reasons why Josie and Charlie were looking kind of affectionate with each other (in their awkward way), which is very rare with them.

Worst part for me was definitely those [email protected]$_$#)$$%* Charlie's ridiculously tight pants! I just can't even look at him 😤 but you definitely had to, cause he was extra annoying in this video, inserting himself in every possible shot, he looked pathetic walking behind her for no reason other than to be included and show to the world those damn tight pants, I mean, they were practically leggings!

Finally, what the hell with that Josie's leg? Obviously some sort of shade effect cause she doesn't have that kind of bad cellulitis (we all have some though), but it's definitely a horrible advertising for that dress 🤦🏻‍♀️
 

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AmaliaLana

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Hunevoque2

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It must be some sort of talent to make a vlog of such a beautiful place sooooo painful to watch!

As it has been mentioned before that friendship is definitely not in the same place as it was before, especially obvious in the time-lapse of one of the dinners, I guess it was also one of the reasons why Josie and Charlie were looking kind of affectionate with each other (in their awkward way), which is very rare with them.

Worst part for me was definitely those [email protected]$_$#)$$%* Charlie's ridiculously tight pants! I just can't even look at him 😤 but you definitely had to, cause he was extra annoying in this video, inserting himself in every possible shot, he looked pathetic walking behind her for no reason other than to be included and show to the world those damn tight pants, I mean, they were practically leggings!

Finally, what the hell with that Josie's leg? Obviously some sort of shade effect cause she doesn't have that kind of bad cellulitis (we all have some though), but it's definitely a horrible advertising for that dress 🤦🏻‍♀️
Maybe the mosquitoes 🦟 got her legs too!!
 

Shihtzu

Chatty Member
Ffs we are sick of & don't care that :
1 you drive a very ugly Defender
2 you own a tiny rental called Strawtop NOT IN THE COTSWOLDS.
3 You live in the COTSWOLDS.
It's old news the Internet doesn't need reminding 3 times a week - ok ?
Stupid behaviour around the Sindy doll (Freddie) with of course silly voices & a million DAHLINGS .
GROW UP ACT LIKE THE GRANNY CLOTHES YOU ADORE.
 

I never knew that

Well-known member
Ffs we are sick of & don't care that :
1 you drive a very ugly Defender
2 you own a tiny rental called Strawtop NOT IN THE COTSWOLDS.
3 You live in the COTSWOLDS.
It's old news the Internet doesn't need reminding 3 times a week - ok ?
Stupid behaviour around the Sindy doll (Freddie) with of course silly voices & a million DAHLINGS .
GROW UP ACT LIKE THE GRANNY CLOTHES YOU ADORE.
Why does TL not have a snooze 😴 emoji along side the thumbs up etc … then we could all show how boring the flog was … although I haven’t braved up the courage to watch it yet … the only positive I can think there might be is that Chav is no where to be seen or heard?
 

NomDePlume

Active member
Here we go dahlings...
The vlog starts in QVC ad mode, with some affiliates and by god she made sure to get them in!
Sniffing loudly while doing the QVC bit and chased a few flies out of the window. Why so many flies in the dressing room? Because she's so full of it???
Do manor-esque miladies who luncheon, sniff? I mean, as in full-on reverse gear? Surely such travesty is verboten in the etiquette handbook?
Wears her most expensive leggings, the Burberry jodhpurs bought last year, shortened [by Lala, she says we shortened them] just to get the affiliate link. Also letting old Lidl know that she's not the only one with jodhpurs and boots.
Endlessly mentions the Cotswolds and Bath in the Cotswolds, blah blah blah. I have family who grew up in Bath, dad went to Eaton. NEVER has she even mentioned the Cotswolds (AONB) as milady does, Ad nauseam too!!!
Then she changes her QVC personality and is all Bridgerton-esque dahlings.
She says "YASS" a lot. Think Dickens the dog, speaking in Bath, oh so frightfully posh, constipated, and very pretentious dahlings.
Mentions Strawtop a lot and that there is so much inspo she's getting from the stay, to use for Strawtop.
Many sharp intakes of breath, ooh, ahh, and much overacting.
Looks at the itinerary and actually pronounces it in french - not the French word itinéraire - merely the English word itinerary "weez ah leetil" French flavour.
Where the hell was this last weekend? When she couldn't pronounce Provence or provinçal? Does she have her Tattle notifications on?
By now she's morphed alarmingly and completely into Freddy - like she's her clone...
Pronounces Christian Dior like she's at Paris fashion week, front row regular. The little mind is in full overdrive, bordering on manic, my dahlings.
She and Freddy raid the sweetie cupboard and she morphs into a five-year-old (personality number three, or is it four? in the vlog) full of wonder and glee. Complete with facial expressions to match.
She and Freddy have a sleepover in her room as naturally, all five-year-olds do.
The excitement about causes her teeth to fall out of her mouth. She sucks and swallows hard to get them back, gulping and gasping.
In her mind she is seeing and manifesting those Freddy subscribers, clicking her SUBSCRIBE buttom and dinging her "little" bell. Her voice goes up an octave or two in anticipation, she stops short of breaking into Broadway song.
Josie REALLY wants to be Freddy, way more than she wants to be Lydia [the Lydiot is only to pitch for that Karen Millen gig in case they drop Lydl] Even though she was invited away with By Rotation, she makes an excuse not to wear their Christian Dior pants, but instead throws on her own Zimmermann dress, which she didn't fit in the merching session during the Provence stay. Ka-ching on the affiliate links again.
The Provence weekend was NOT her thing and she didn't seem to enjoy that kind of travel as much.
This, the squealing and twinning with Freddy, acting 13, while doing pink, this is who old Jose really is, deep in her little merching heart.
 
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YottoAdri

Member
Here we go dahlings...
The vlog starts in QVC ad mode, with some affiliates and by god she made sure to get them in!
Sniffing loudly while doing the QVC bit and chased a few flies out of the window. Why so many flies in the dressing room? Because she's so full of it???
Do manor-esque miladies who luncheon, sniff? I mean, as in full-on reverse gear? Surely such travesty is verboten in the etiquette handbook?
Wears her most expensive leggings, the Burberry jodhpurs bought last year, shortened [by Lala, she says we shortened them] just to get the affiliate link. Also letting old Lidl know that she's not the only one with jodhpurs and boots.
Endlessly mentions the Cotswolds and Bath in the Cotswolds, blah blah blah. I have family who grew up in Bath, dad went to Eaton. NEVER has she even mentioned the Cotswolds (AONB) as milady does, Ad nauseam too!!!
Then she changes her QVC personality and is all Bridgerton-esque dahlings.
She says "YASS" a lot. Think Dickens the dog, speaking in Bath, oh so frightfully posh, constipated, and very pretentious dahlings.
Mentions Strawtop a lot and that there is so much inspo she's getting from the stay, to use for Strawtop.
Many sharp intakes of breath, ooh, ahh, and much overacting.
Looks at the itinerary and actually pronounces it in french - not the French word itinéraire - merely the English word itinerary "weez ah leetil" French flavour.
Where the hell was this last weekend? When she couldn't pronounce Provence or provinçal? Does she have her Tattle notifications on?
By now she's morphed alarmingly and completely into Freddy - like she's her clone...
Pronounces Christian Dior like she's at Paris fashion week, front row regular. The little mind is in full overdrive, bordering on manic, my dahlings.
She and Freddy raid the sweetie cupboard and she morphs into a five-year-old (personality number three, or is it four? in the vlog) full of wonder and glee. Complete with facial expressions to match.
She and Freddy have a sleepover in her room as naturally, all five-year-olds do.
The excitement about causes her teeth to fall out of her mouth. She sucks and swallows hard to get them back, gulping and gasping.
In her mind she is seeing and manifesting those Freddy subscribers, clicking her SUBSCRIBE buttom and dinging her "little" bell. Her voice goes up an octave or two in anticipation, she stops short of breaking into Broadway song.
Josie REALLY wants to be Freddy, way more than she wants to be Lydia [the Lydiot is only to pitch for that Karen Millen gig in case they drop Lydl] Even though she was invited away with By Rotation, she makes an excuse not to wear their Christian Dior pants, but instead throws on her own Zimmermann dress, which she didn't fit in the merching session during the Provence stay. Ka-ching on the affiliate links again.
The Provence weekend was NOT her thing and she didn't seem to enjoy that kind of travel as much.
This, the squealing and twinning with Freddy, acting 13, while doing pink, this is who old Jose really is, deep in her little merching heart.
"miladies who luncheon" and "acting 13, while doing pink" 🤣🤣🤣 gold!!
 

Shihtzu

Chatty Member
[QUOTE="BeccaBanana, post: 6701687, Ali looks like Alan partridge in those white trousers and double breasted blazer!
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Omg this cracked me up!! Can just see Ali in the Travel lodge trying to find the porn channel!!!! Loved that series 👏

She desperately wants to be freddy.
When you see them together all I see is :
Freddy is like my old Sindy doll tall & with curves.
Toothy is like a little Bratz doll all angles & mouth & very short !!!!
 
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