So here we are, day @18 in the AOONB.
(This may be short as iām tired sheās already irritating me tonight!)
*Wow. A GHD plug almost immediately. That must be a record?? Maybe sheāll try and flog something during the āintroā tomorrow...Sheās off to HoHo for a meeting. Hoping to get an outside table... WELL YES LOVE, BECAUSE YOU CANāT MEET SOMEONE INDOORS. Christ 56 seconds in and sheās being a dick already...
*2 deliveries already this morning!! Home and fashion! Wonder if itās more coats.....
*the weird bathroom dresser thing is staying in the hallway. Probably cos they donāt have any workmen there to move it for them...
*First exciting delivery! Itās Charlieās desk. No, not Charlieās. Hers too. But itās in his room/office. But itās NOT HIS OK. The house boy doesnāt get his own desk.
*Fashion delivery.. oh sheās ātreatedā herself. Oh and itās a flog. So she didnāt pay for this thing sheās ātreatedā herself to. Bored already now. Oh itās a new Gucci bag. Iām guessing itās already on āeBayā. Treating herself to someoneās money. Cheeky monkey. It matches her Gucci tights. YES, GUCCI TIGHTS..
oh I really hope she puts them on later, I could do with a laugh.
*5 mins in, still flogging āFar Fetchedā... She has to dress practically so sheās bought Prada boots. Oh god sheās embarrassing. Does she not realise what an absolute state she looks when she goes prancing out in all this stuff in the muddy countryside?!
8 minutes in total flogging stuff already in this vlog...
*its āoutfit of the dayā time. Sheās wearing Chloe and Gucci together guys. But itās ok. They go together. Pheweeee.. ooh coat time. Another far fetch plug. Unless you live in the Arctic that coat will be ridiculously warm...
Sheās wearing the new bag that will be on eBay later advertised as ānew/unwornā....
*sheās arrived at Ho Ho. Said she was having 2 glasses of wine so donāt know whoās driving. The house boy must have turned chauffeur for the day...
*back home again. Sheās pissed. Champagne and French toast. How lovely! It was really really lovely, guys. She was in very good company. š„±
*little moan about not being able to film at the farmhouse. How dare they get in the way of her interesting vlogs. Donāt they know who she is/what she does????
*oh house boy has been in London. So who drove her to the farmhouse? Chubby??
*Charlie took the morning off work and the sofa didnāt come. Someoneās getting fired.
*Trying on the prada boots. They are comfy and look fabulous. Incase anyone was concerned.
*oh, more deliveries. And advent calendars. The house boy better have got them ready for her...
*Houseboy is unboxing stuff. Says something that heās actually making this more interesting. Sheās clearly laughing and taking the piss out of him. What an absolute
witch. Tell you what you little cow, just film him tomorrow yeah? We donāt even really want to see you anymore.
*she thinks HEāS got a shopping problem..
At least heās entertaining darling. Drunk Josie is a real
witch isnāt she.
*The desk that definitely is NOT for charlie has been put together (by Charlie). Might get a bed for him. Makes sense to put the houseboy in his own room innit.
*ok darlings. Sheās had a nap now, so sheās less pissed.
*time to make the Christmas Honest burgers. SHE BOUGHT THEM HERSELF GUYS. Remember, sheās just like you and me really.
*have to say Iām amazed sheās not making the chef do the cooking tonight. I guess she wants to try and come across more ārelatableā. Either that or sheās jealous of the attention he gets from doing cooking on her channel.
*the burger looks gross.
*off to bed now with a pint of red wine on the table behind her. Just to finish off the night. Sheās still not finished watching The Crown. I guess constant flogging on YouTube takes up all the time doesnāt it darling.
*sheās not sure if she can go to London. Nothingās stopped you so far darling. Get stuck into all that tier 3 virus