Day 17 of the AOONB Vlogmas.
*It’s 8.30 and she’s still in her dressing gown. Filming in a mirror. Odd. She’s had a delivery of some old antiques from Chiswick. Delightful!
*ok she’s STILL going on about a wash stand a LOT. 🥱 she’s going to put it in her powder room but OH MY GOODNESS it fits perfectly at the end of the strange bit of landing/hallway!
* oh. There’s more deliveries from “The Old Cinema house”! I’m sure they are going to look perfect and wonderful in “The Old Rectum”. Ahh a marble table. Just like they have at HoHo House! Maybe once they’ve got enough matching furniture they can become part of the hotel chain??!
Chairs in clingfilm. Lovely.
*hello darling. She’s put some clothes on. YouTube and gmail is down. So she’s massively inconvenienced. Now apparently if you want to be a “influencer” and you only have Instagram and it goes down, that’s your whole career over! I mean, dramatic much?? It’s just a website blip for an hour or so. Get over it darling! (Sorry. This vlog is so boring I’m struggling to continue with it!)
*ooh this video is sponsored by Samsung. Of course it is! First up is the Samsung galaxy watch, which she absolutely loves! Hang on, I thought she absolutely loved the Casio watch??!?! So confusing...
4 minutes flogging the watch.....
talking to us all like none of us know what a watch like this does! “You can just glance down to your wrist...” NO, NO WAY?? Surely not?!!
*next up. The washing machine. We’re seen this bloody washing machine 100 times now. Seriously. Give it a rest darling! There is seriously only so many times she can bang on about a
bleeping washing machine.
Now the fridge... now the carefully positioned phone and ear buds whilst she shills a tablet... skipping forward now, god this is dull.. *question* can you really call it a Vlogmas video if you’re just flogging Samsung the whole time??! God she’s so vacuous.
And side note: I’m guessing this 12 minute long soulless, uninteresting, no-effort-made sponsored samsung Ad (the ad buttons on her computer must still be broken) means she’s finally blagged that dryer she was after??!
*The house boy has unwrapped the chairs. And now there’s been MORE deliveries! Hooray! Maybe they could be donated to charity, given to a refuge etc?? Oh no, sorry, expect to see some Bare Minerals, Erborian, Tata Harper, Dior blah blah blah stuff on Chubby’s eBay later I expect...
*oh she’s back flogging the By Terry again.... one vlog wasn’t enough for that, clearly.
* seriously. Almost 40 minutes just of advertising stuff! She feels “so so lucky to receive such gorgeous gifts” form all these brands, I expect she’ll feel even luckier when the money from flogging them all on eBay rolls in...
*lunchtime now. Actually a bit of veg on the plate. Probably cos she didn’t actually make it herself, why she got it from Ho Ho of course!!! But congrats on the veg anyway darling! Oh, it’s followed by leftover beige. Never mind.
*ooh look! She’s had a notification on her watch that’s-her-favourite-ever-watch-that-we-have-only-seen-her-wear-for-the-first-time-today. I actually feel quite sad for Samsung, they think this absolute moron is going to sell their products for them when she comes over SO disingenuous and dull?!!
Oh enough of the bloody watch now! No one believes you actually give a
tit about it darling!!
*Ahhh she’s going to be collaborating with eBay!! Is that in conjunction with her own account or the secret chibby account that sells all her gifted stuff that she loves so much and is so lucky to be sent?
*Selling “Joules” stuff now. 🥱
*she’s watching other vlogmasses on the “Samsung galaxy tablet”...hang on, didn’t she only buy a new iPad very recently?! Ah well, no one will remember that darling, and of course, everyone will believe that you ALWAYS use this Samsung one...
*oh thank god I thought we were going to get to the end of a vlog and not hear about the Thermomix, but here it is. Phew! She’s making a vegan vegetable Mac n cheese. Still beige pasta dinner but I’ll give her some credit for actually using some green veg. Well done Josie!! Oh, by the way, anyone know who won the thermomix in that giveaway?? In fact anyone know if anyone’s actually won anything??? So much for the giveaways. The girl is an absolute horror show.
*the dinner is not at drool-worthy as the usual unhealthy one she makes but hey, at least this means her teeth may not fall out amongst all that saliva.
*ends with shutting the poor dogs away in a room on their own. Looks quite cold in there. Nice one Josie!