No acknowledgement of it being a day late god she is useless
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SparkleGal
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She is such a loser.
sounds like her alright
Skinner
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That's still the guide colour, any good salon using a good tan will recommend having 2 showers to get the desired colour. So I assume, although I could be wrong, they had showers this morning, and another one today after the gym and then they'll have the perfect golden tan. Sometimes the guide colour can be a bit green looking but it will wash off, I hope.
Jen said she went for the dark tan, there is no such thing anymore since the rule changes re the ingredients last April, light and medium is only allowed and available in good salons.
Gizmos and Gadgets
Chatty Member
I got one for my two dogs too!My neighbours kiddos have this and they have been having a baaaalll the last couple days !! I’m working from home in the spare room and love hearing them screeching and splashing (so jel)I got the dog one and all cause he was feeling left out looking out the window at them
i was splashing about with them after work earlier Tiggers_news
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But it’s actually in a different hotel! So it’s a faff to get everything over to VPL tomorrow
She was prob gifted all that skin care
diazgoodnessnew
Active member
I wonder how long the animals are staying away for or will she have someone else to collect them? I'm guessing it's further than wexford where they will be cause she said she drove down last night to break-up the journey!
Jessie2020
New member
I don’t think she’s begging for Tit tape , think she’s showing the ones who said she should wear it on here , that she is.
Just proves she reads here.
Just proves she reads here.
Last NIGH ekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk getting me tawts down on paper for youse:
T'was the night before ME day, I continue to beg for attention,
Not a freebie was offered, gave me kids no affection.
Maxie only sent poxy flowers, I'll give him a clout,
And fuck Virgina Park Lodge, no sign of discounts!
Wore me veil and tiara to the gym, not a care,
No one knows I use sunbeds, ignoring anyone who stared.
Jen was a she-hulk, used spray tan, she was green,
Don't give a fuck about cancer, as long as all eyes are on me.
Took de bridal party for beauty bits, of course all for free,
Dragged me child along in rags, a fucking fantastic mother is me.
Wedding brows and phone cases, they say I'm away with the fairies,
White week dress styling ekkk, very little house on de prairie.
I can talk to the animals, they know who I am,
Horses, cahs, rahs and buhherflies - I behave like their Mam.
Live streamed from me Da's grave, there's no stopping me,
No sign of Kips home yet, away on Lady Gray he must be!
Two children, a house and tomorrow a husband,
They say to be grateful and stop all my grousin.
Trolls be happy for me, for tomorrow's ME big day,
Mrs. Greasy Mongey Gernon, fuck it, O'IMa marry Lady Gray!
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Best of luck on Nips N' Kips!!!! YAHOOOO!!!!IRELAND'S FIRST EVER BRIDE!!!!! UP D'SHE-HULK!!!
You are brilliant! Love it!
Kilingtime
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Imagine the drama!?!?
Honestly it wouldn't shock me at all. I think she really got a gunk a week or two ago when she realised Frog Prince weren't lifting and laying her like she might have expected ? So for her not to have the basic essentials done while she's swanning round getting wedding phone cases like a title with a bride headband.
jazzbot
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Where is her wedding dress stored? It’ll never survive in one piece by Friday.
Have visions of it ending up in the car booh covered in rah piss. Forget covid, watch out for weil’s disease Grease!
how grim is it that her big meany tattle haters and trolls want to chip in and buy her kids some toys? She should be ashamed!
Grace is probably convinced dat big meany Martin owns and runs tattle single handed.
more #gifted:
Have visions of it ending up in the car booh covered in rah piss. Forget covid, watch out for weil’s disease Grease!
Yeah don’t enable her further. We all feel sorry for those kids and it’s a nice thought but we’d be no better than her enablers.
how grim is it that her big meany tattle haters and trolls want to chip in and buy her kids some toys? She should be ashamed!
Grace is probably convinced dat big meany Martin owns and runs tattle single handed.
more #gifted:
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Mammy2021
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I don’t really listen to her talk in her stories, I fast forward usually!
Still though the poor children - farmed off again. Such perfect weather out there. She could have got a cheap little paddling pool and a few little cheapy garden toys that won’t take much room up and let them have fun in such gorgeous weather. That’s all they need, to have their parents around them and give them their time.
jazzbot
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I was waiting for 'ginsync' to be announced as the winner. Such a half arsed competition announcement. Not making the most of it all the ghoul. Sure it's HER BIG WEEK, EKKKK!
You'd be fucking dead. The motherload of all tantrums
Could you imagine if someone wore white at her wedding!!
JustmeKC
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She’s the gift that keeps givingStill laughing at her just nonchalantly saying “so I had a battered sausage and a good winge”
The gal is comedy gold!