Chris De Burgh - Lady In Red (Official Video) - YouTube
I've never, ever seen fake tan the colour of shite,
Your upper lip shines so bright, hm hm hm hmmmm,
Will the wedding dress resemble Grandma's ruffled valance?
Nellie Olsen inspo per chance? G'wan give us a glance!
And you have never seen the kids you're rearing,
They are standing in buckets with biro heart, so not to cry,
Garden's a pig-sty!
The She-Hulk in white, is dancing with me, wedding eyebrows on fleek,
VIP mag is here, so stop talking 'bout your gee,
NO WE DON'T WANT TO SEE!
But I hardly know this Tallaght hun by my side,
Photoshop! How are you not mortified?
I've never seen you pose without the tyrannosaurus hands and ring light,
I've never seen a parent out gyming at first light, always escaping!
I've never seen so many veils on one bride,
And then you turn to your batter sausage and smiled, you took my breath away,
And I have a terrible feeling,
Such a feeling that you feel asleep in the competition bed, you'd sleep on a washing line!
The She-Hulk in white, is begging for tit-tape, she's got some cheek,
Lady Grey is here, so Martin's called his attorney,
She's giving the horse a McFlurry!
The kids hardly know, this strange lady by their side,
They completely forget, what their Ma looks like.
But the Tattlers will never forget, Kips in his sexy thong, MY EYES!
The She-Hulk in white,
The She-Hulk in white,
We love you Grace,
Tattlers know what you mean and are proud of you!
Happy Wedding Day!