Face 2 Face is a 2004 album by 2face Idibia. It became a major hit (sold up to 2 million copies), initially in Idibia's home country of Nigeria, but quickly spreading through western and southern Africa, and eventually making an impact in Europe as well. Its success owed much to lead radio track "African Queen", a guitar ballad with elements of West African folk music and hip-hop. "Nfana Ibaga" also became a local hit.
Oh boy oh boy a new thread already?
This month we were treated to:
Baking banana breadβ¦again
Nips, so many nips
The absolute shitshow that was that red dress
Many upshots of Greaseβs chins as she did the food shop
The magical disappearance and reappearance of about 3 clothes sizes
Gooood morning!!
Number 116 already?!
Title curtesy of @Beefcake-tits - which quite frankly sums up the last few months of the Life of Grease
In no particular order weβve had the delight of
- a tour of Irish pubs in Canada
- 30 hard which spanned about 2 months, lots of frothy coffees, and...
Had to shorten our Gimme Dah @Glitzychick's fantastic winning thread title to fit the character count. The full title was: " Anne keeping her fed, insta career is dead and the only thing she has going for her is this tattle thread." Ah heyor, Kips is sooooo proud o yiz. Your prize is a day out...
Not sure if this was actually intended as a thread suggestion, but congratulations to @spotlight. Your prize is the used tit tape from one of Grease's now extremely rare paid ads!*
*We recommend you put it on straight and do NOT follow Greasy's instructional video:
Thread #112 Recap:
With...
Congratulations to @Kswiss2020 for the winning thread title. You win a roll of tit tape. Hike dem bewbs up! π π
Grace did the Aware 5k in just under 40 mins. She received lots of undue praise for this.
She's due to go to Canada soon but hasn't mentioned anything about it.
She went to her...
Congratulations @Kswiss2020 for the winning thread title!!! π₯³π₯³π₯³
Full title, edited for decency π
Off to London Grease did go, with a belly full of cheese and her tits hanging low.
Grace did London. Or at least the hotel room. Get your minds out of the gutter! She was alone and ate cheese...
Congratulations to @Lady Bug for the winning thread title! π₯³π₯³π₯³ Your prize is one of Grace's Jacob's PR drops! Hey Grace, pass the bickies!
Oh, wait, Grace is not willing to part with the biscuits so no prize for you. Ah well.
Full title was: Dressed like a hooker, eats like a trucker, where...
Congratulations @Tiredandemotional for another winning thread title πππ You win a pair of jeans that fit you perfectly but Grace is going to get them taken in for you for that burst sausage look π
Full title is:
When yer arse is as saggy as yer chest
Try the scrunchy bum from Women's Best...
Congratulations to @Skinner for the winning thread title suggestion with a HEWAGE 114 likes. Your prize is you get to go on a lihl run around the industrial estate with ol' Mongey herself.
Grace went to lots of events. She told us feck all about them.
Her kids are nowhere to be seen.
She's...
Congratulations to @MiamooMoo for the winning thread title. Your prize is a polyester jumper. Grace has worn it a few times but assures me it's in brand new condition.
Grace is a runner now
She's threatening us with more lives with Mags
The taxman cometh (hopefully)
Masso congrats to @Tiredandemotional for yet another winning thread title ππππππ
Had to do a little editing to make it fit, full title is:
This absenteee Mudder, has a house filled wih cluhher, her food is full of buhher and it still looks like scuhher
It's Sienna's birthday but it's Greasy's...
Congratulations to @Ggeeeeeeee for the winning thread title. I had to butcher it to fit. Full title is:
Stanley cup for me waher, nespresso cup for me flah whih, me kids need picking up? I couldn't give a shyh
Your girl is currently asking for people to vote on what outfit she should wear to...
Big congratulations to @Tiredandemotional for yet another winning thread title! π π Your prize is a flesh coloured WB set at least 2 sizes too small x
I had to edit the title to make it fit, the full title is
Everythin' I do, I do for them
That's why I'm out the gap at 5 am
Flah Whites, Naps...
Congratulations @Ggeeeeeeee your thread title had the most votes. Unfortunately it's full brilliance doesn't fit but here it is in all it's glory:
" Takin me coffee into me class, any excuse to sih on me ass. Crackers 'n' cheese, I'm posh as can be, nothing as noice as food that's free."
Your...
Congratulations @StopSayingObsessed, your thread title suggestion had the most votes.
Your non transferable prize is some of Greasy's left over face crea-um (don't ask her which brand, sure she's OBSESSED with them all) from her nightoime regime. She was going to rub the excess on her own neck...
Ahhh heeyorrr #101 threads on Tallaght's finest π²π²π²
Congratulations to @Tiredandemotional for the winning thread title. Your prize is a night in Anne's caravan. Grace will collect you later today. Or maybe tomorrow.
Recap of #100...
Hallelujah πΊ πΊ πΊ there was apparently no freebie hotel stay...
Grace!!!! wakey wakey, time to get up out the boffice bed. You've finally achieved something!!!
Grease: waa? gimme dah π₯΄
You've hit 100 Tattle threads!! Congratulations! That's over 100,000 posts calling out your lies, bullshit, manipulation, dishonesty and mistreatment of your kids!!!
Sit...
It is with great sadness that I couldn't edit this BEAUTIFUL thread title by our delightful gimme dah @Jackjack38 without ruining the lolz. Full title is:
Full thread title:
"This little piggy went to Trim, this little piggy stalks Dim, this little piggy loves to be on her own, this little...
Fabulous title from @harleyquinnjoker. Your prize should you chose to collect it is a β¬2 voucher towards a sausage in bah-her neck tattoo. Disclaimer: it unfortunately resembles a penis and cannot be used in exchange for another design. π₯΄
Disclaimer: I found it difficult to keep up the last few...
I had time so went ahead but @usefullyuseless hope you don't mind we need your skills back!!!!!!
Congratulations to our wonderful gimme dah @Tiredandemotional with another 'stomper' of a thread title (had to edit to fit). Your prize is the yellow dress Greasy tried on in Arnotts!*
Credit to...
@usefullyuseless is the one and only for these but I'll give it a go!
Slightly edited thread title to fit. Congrats to our gimme dah @StopSayingObsessed. Your prize is a cold sausage cooked by Paddy's Ma last weekend. But eat it quick, your girl is coming!! "Ah heeeyooor, dah's mine!!!!!" π₯΄...
Thanks to @Tiredandemotional for the winning thread title -- had to edit it slightly to fit. Original title was: Runnin' out the door, Diddies on the floor ... she might gets lots of free stuff but your girl wants more more more
Here we go Gimmes, thread 93 πππ
Congratulations to @ThatGeebag for the winning thread title with a massive 90 votes! Your prize is a dessert delivered to your bedroom. Ice cream on the bedsheets? #OBSESSED!
Grace put in a few hours minding (not parenting) her kids so she could ditch them...