These were peak Greasey days for me too! Her “videographer” guy filming her contenh’! Yer one her “PA” writing all her captions for her !
The “some call them weeds I call them wild flowers” post that half the country had to point out to her she was standing in a field of rapeseed with Kara the dog and it’s toxic to dogs ! So many lols !
Todays offering was even more hilarious - it’s like she’s in competition with herself to make the worst contenh’ possible !
Highlights - 1. the weird aggressive flicking / smacking off of the lid on the protein powder (you can imagine her crashing and stomping around the house breaking things , Chris was spot on with his She Hulk comparison!) 2. Hayden’s genuine confusion at her outstretched arms for a hug 🥲 and 3. The big serious head on her readin her buke in the car . Like why does she think that’s noteworthy ? Is reading a book a novelty for her in her pretend adult world
She also speaks so poorly - I don’t mean her accent - it’s like she struggles to form sentences, then it’s extremely slow, forced speech and seems to have difficulty finding the words to actually articulate the point she’s making. I really do think most of her problems and terribleness at her job is just due to a really low level of intelligence. There’s just no light behind those eyes and it impacts everything she tries to do because she can’t form a reasonable or logical thought process and plan something then execute it. She just stumbles through her days doing the absolute bare minimum expecting a pat on the head and an “oim proud of yew bbz” from Chris for managing to dress or feed herself.
All of her OG instahun friends have done pretty well for themselves (maybe larby excluded!) but have produced brands and businesses and been financially quite successful. She’s still scraping freebies and random bits of spon con here and there and asking her followers yet again what she should post. She never had the brains or acumen to develop a brand or business herself and then the bigger collabs she did have she produced such a poor standard none ever seemed to stick with her. Then the new wave of younger influencers have totally surpassed her too in terms of skill and content and success too - quality of videos and ads etc produced on tiktok can be quite impressive esp some of the mua’s.
She has no USP or niche. Nothing to say or contribute on any topic or area at all - makeup
/ fashion / fitness 
/ travel / being an amazing mudder / food / spiritual budda shite / mentil helt / anxihee / home making or interior design. And any new topic she does come up with inevitably fails and joins the list of endless fads she’s tried. Incidentally - anyone know if she’s holding herself accountable for weight loss on her broadcast channel? Or has that died down already? I dunno - it really seems like she’s just done as an influencer. It’d be far better and healthier for her and her family if she called it quits , trained or studied or took up any actual normal job and joined the real world again. I think she’s just so stuck now and has fallen behind her peer group in terms of where she should be career wise for her age, that the thought of having to get up and out to a job on time and actually work specific hours and days a week and not laze in her bed-office all day is too daunting for her. She’d also think she’d be above other younger mua’s if she was to go back down that avenue for example.
I wouldn’t want her life for a million quid.
Like she thinks she's living the life of a well off woman that doesn't need to work or living the life of a "kept" woman. If that makes sense? Whereas we are all looking at her saying she's a lazy sloth that can't even manage basic hygiene. So in fact, Greasey, it's the opposite of a slay 
