Thank you @Kellyv1 for the thread title.
Quick Round Up- please add what I don't remember.
Riding with Charlotte does the world's least convincing advert for yFood whilst taking the piss out of her mum and dithering about selling Vossi/Vossi's the love of her life, whilst the poor horse goes round clamped with his chin to his chest in a "lovely" 4 beat canter wishing he was bay not grey.
Elphick Event Ponies is now "talent managed" so look forward to adverts for well known horsey items like verruca gel and build-a-websites in the build up to getting two horses she's "terrified" to ride to Badminton Grassroots.
RayTheGoth has been heavily discussed in previous threads but currently poor Pepper isnt being ragged around in the saddest displays of horsemanship, she's actually had a vet out!
Sophie Seymour is grinding everyone's gears just like she's grinding out a full days work whilst leaving her baby and chippy Ozzie bloke behind at home. Fluffy Connie Tom just wishes she'd look to see he's lame behind.
Chelsea and Harlow have moved yards under a cloud, but who knows what, it's becoming uncomfortable watching poor Harlow having to be so old before her time whilst Mummy enjoys the pay offs..
Many many more accounts mentioned but I can't remember them all, mainly horse welfare is the biggest topic that gets people riled up, if it's lame don't ride it!
Quick Round Up- please add what I don't remember.
Riding with Charlotte does the world's least convincing advert for yFood whilst taking the piss out of her mum and dithering about selling Vossi/Vossi's the love of her life, whilst the poor horse goes round clamped with his chin to his chest in a "lovely" 4 beat canter wishing he was bay not grey.
Elphick Event Ponies is now "talent managed" so look forward to adverts for well known horsey items like verruca gel and build-a-websites in the build up to getting two horses she's "terrified" to ride to Badminton Grassroots.
RayTheGoth has been heavily discussed in previous threads but currently poor Pepper isnt being ragged around in the saddest displays of horsemanship, she's actually had a vet out!
Sophie Seymour is grinding everyone's gears just like she's grinding out a full days work whilst leaving her baby and chippy Ozzie bloke behind at home. Fluffy Connie Tom just wishes she'd look to see he's lame behind.
Chelsea and Harlow have moved yards under a cloud, but who knows what, it's becoming uncomfortable watching poor Harlow having to be so old before her time whilst Mummy enjoys the pay offs..
Many many more accounts mentioned but I can't remember them all, mainly horse welfare is the biggest topic that gets people riled up, if it's lame don't ride it!