Enjoying Being Emma #3 Always moaning about James and John. Everyday something's wrong

[TruthTeller1036]

Can’t be the only one who’s first thought when they saw she got him hungry hippos was I hope she watches that little girl when she’s on the move with the balls that come with it

 

[melonsandlemons]

Can’t be the only one who’s first thought when they saw she got him hungry hippos was I hope she watches that little girl when she’s on the move with the balls that come with it

The first thought I had was a staff bonding team meeting where we used kids skateboards and basketballs to play the game

 

[Dearyme]

They decided to hold hands for 15 mins!? More like she told them times them and probably taped there hands together!

 

[Justheretolurk]

They decided to hold hands for 15 mins!? More like she told them times them and probably taped there hands together!

It immediately calmed them down or it took them 15mins to calm down? Two very different results in one sentence.

 

[TruthTeller1036]

The first thought I had was a staff bonding team meeting where we used kids skateboards and basketballs to play the game

our end of year party we did this last year hilarious

 

[Hatefake]

I have noticed she has put that she’s drawn the line after weigh in tonight…. No number actually mentioned for a change so I reckon it was a big gain

 

[Acorncollecter]

I have noticed she has put that she’s drawn the line after weigh in tonight…. No number actually mentioned for a change so I reckon it was a big gain

Funny how she doesn't share the big gains....just the big losses with a smug grid post.

 

[melonsandlemons]

Funny how she doesn't share the big gains....just the big losses with a smug grid post.

I reckon it’s a big one- 8/9lbs we’ve not had a weigh in for a while… clear giveaway! We’ll just get the huge loss with a smug face when she ‘loses’ it next week.

 

[ChampagneBox]

She sounds so high and mighty in her stories… ‘asleep. I have kids.’ I bet she tries to queue jump based on the fact she has a pushchair and all

 

[WhatABore]

Is that her on the beg for a new tefal?
Because they gift a lot of people them!

 

[Dearyme]

Loads of warmth and personality in that lounge as expected!

 

[Anon568]

She looks huge in the photo John took. She definitely makes sure she doesn't appear that size in her mirror selfies, and she must eat more than those tiny portions she posts to be that big

 

[SnooperTrooper]

Definitely knows the right positions to make her look smaller ay?

 

[ihateinfluencersidst]

Her legs look double the size in the sofa picture. Talk about working your angles in magic mirrors

 

[Dearyme]

Definitely knows the right positions to make her look smaller ay?

I always seem to have the opposite effect on any photo of myself I see and I’m not small to start with!

 

[ChampagneBox]

Definitely knows the right positions to make her look smaller ay?

That’s not even just angles….photoshop surely!!!

 

[ihateinfluencersidst]

Magic mirror. She always looks much bigger in any picture not taken in that mirror

 

[GossBoss]

Magic mirror. She always looks much bigger in any picture not taken in that mirror

Just like her old mate Bav, she's got a magic mirror too !

 

[Justheretolurk]

New year, new dig at John. How dare he use kitchen implements and get them dirty.

 

[ChampagneBox]

New year, new dig at John. How dare he use kitchen implements and get them dirty.

Kitchen implements are the only thing getting dirty in that house #onceayearwiththelightsoff