Enjoying Being Emma #3 Always moaning about James and John. Everyday something's wrong

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enjoying being Emma #4: always in a negative mood, trying eating some proper bloody food!

 

[TruthTeller1036]

Ffs just let your kids have a chocolate egg each you miserable old trout

 

[Beanpop442]

Thread suggestion: Still a bore with headaches galore!

 

[ChubClubThug]

Thread suggestion: Enjoying Being Emma #4 Hobbies include binge eating, headaches and mood hoovering

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's like a female Adrian Mole, she sees herself as some sort of pained intellectual.. when in reality she's a moany martyr, who milks the joy out of absolutely everything, down to the last drop

 

[NormaBates]

Oooh can hardly wait...
Wonder if it's steak and blow job night for John!?
It is Xmas after all

 

[NormaBates]

So bei g back at work she feels 'happy, inspired, fulfilled, content'... which are words she rarely (ever?) uses to describe motherhood.

She should have just stayed at work, not had kids and got a cat.

 

[TruthTeller1036]

I get that Christmas doesn’t have to be about the huge gifts etc but her saying they had to buy James’ presents second hand then seeing the amount of money the last few months she has spent on complete and utter crap for herself has really annoyed me. Like surely if she hadn’t of bought all the crap they’d be able to afford it. A kid with like 3 presents doesn’t sit right with me, my 9 month old has got more and he doesn’t even understand Christmas just makes me feel a bit sad

 

[TruthTeller1036]

“That’s all they need or they’ll be overwhelmed” bloody hell Christmas must be a laugh in their household. Bet the irons the wrapping paper out to use again and makes sure James doesn’t rip it

She’ll also be the type to tell them Santa isn’t real early so that she gets the credit and thanks for the presents. Really do feel sorry for the childhood they’re gonna have

 

[toastedwoofles]

Sorry I'm fucking furious at those moaning stories where she still somehow looks smug?!

I've typed and retyped too many versions of my rant so I'm just going to summarize it to - Emma just look on the fucking bright side, you're living many peoples dream!

 

[Justheretolurk]

She’s a very typical teacher isn’t she. Thinks she’s running the world

Bit harsh. I’m a teacher and I certainly don’t think I’m running the world. I’m also NOTHING like Emma but I’d say I’m a pretty typical teacher. I’d say she’s absolutely not a typical teacher, she’s self centred and deluded.

 

[Happyholly]

For gods sake! Quit being a miserable cunt Emma and buy the poor kid an advent calendar. He's not going to become monsterous becausr of a tiny chocolate.

 

[QueenG2019]

"Tomorrow I'll be glad to drop J&H at nursery and go to work"

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Every day is moan, moan, moan. Would rather spend time with other kids than her own.

 

[ChubClubThug]

She's not stressing about her weight at all?

It's all she does. Talk about food and weight, think about it. If she's not stressing about it at all, she would've have set a target to get to by Christmas.

She's a liar. She's put 2lbs on so she feels fat so doesn't want to go to her Christmas meal, that's the real reason.

I think Emmaneezer will be visited by three ghosts this Christmas

 

[WhatABore]

"I'm not remotely bothered by the comment I shared on my stories..."
But continues to go on about it, makes several stories about it and now a whole post
Nope, you're not bothered at all

 

[Bex1504]

Imagine your entire personality being your job. I really do feel for those kids.

 

[halloweenbean]

What wow factor does that tree have to a small person? How can she be so thick. Where are the brights lights, tinsel? It’s boring. She just finds the way to suck the fun out of everything.

 

[Justheretolurk]

Sod the eggs, if she goes on about her “postpartum hair” one more time I’m going to go find her and fucking shave the lot off

 

[Acorncollecter]

And it will take us exactly 23 minutes & we'll do 2546 steps. When we get back we will complete another carefully planned thing

And because of those steps....I can suck a piece of my Sarah chocolate and then spit the other half ready for tomorrow.

 

[Justheretolurk]

I get that Christmas doesn’t have to be about the huge gifts etc but her saying they had to buy James’ presents second hand then seeing the amount of money the last few months she has spent on complete and utter crap for herself has really annoyed me. Like surely if she hadn’t of bought all the crap they’d be able to afford it. A kid with like 3 presents doesn’t sit right with me, my 9 month old has got more and he doesn’t even understand Christmas just makes me feel a bit sad

It really pisses me off. She needs to get her priorities right. It’s one thing if you’re buying second hand to be more environmentally friendly but to buy because you can’t afford it but can afford sarah’s creative kitchen chocolate and overpriced bath bombs is just ridiculous. I’d rather my child have the presents they dream of and I forgo my luxuries because their happiness is the most important thing to me. A jumper is not a Christmas present that a child will enjoy! That’s for no one’s benefit than hers. Poor kids.