Emmylou MacCarthy Emmylou Loves #10 The Real Croptop Princess of Port Melbourne Markets

[Emmy-Loo Loveless]

ALove has definitely severed all ties and put his foot down on using the children as content/mini camera operators. Hopefully they are living a normal, boring life with him.
She really is mentally unwell. She needs to be hospitalised.

 

[Dalej7]

Yoyoyo I'm just so sexy

She has the same gut as my dad. A 69year old eastern european man.

Also this circle jerk of d-grade celebs all over each others comments all the time. Piss off.
Nadia probably in her group chat with her mates saying what we are.

 

[DoomScroller]

As if this D grader is going to make it on any stories. Nadia is going to need help settling the rage that she’s devaluing her brand. Emmy you only fit into it cause it’s elastic plastic and stretched

Nadia will be thinking her brand is all size inclusive now.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Tonight's posts need to be sponsored by TenaLady because I am WETTING myself here at all of your posts. There's just too many good ones to quote/ give a shout out to

I will back you up though @singsweetnightingale - when she first walked out the door I thought oh, this actually looks okay (despite the fact she chose to wear a faux fur coat on what has been a disgustingly clammy day). Then she started talking and moving and it all went to pieces. I like the concept, but the execution is teeeeerrrrible. She looks like a Cabbage Patch doll wearing Barbie clothes

P.s. @thx4supportingourfamily "moister than an oyster" can't wait to use that one

 

[BeachBaby]

Tonight's posts need to be sponsored by TenaLady because I am WETTING myself here at all of your posts. There's just too many good ones to quote/ give a shout out too

I will back you up though @singsweetnightingale - when she first walked out the door I thought oh, this actually looks okay (despite the fact she chose to wear a faux fur coat on what has been a disgustingly clammy day). Then she started talking and moving and it all went to pieces. I like the concept, but the execution is teeeeerrrrible. She looks like a Cabbage Patch doll wearing Barbie clothes

P.s. @thx4supportingourfamily "moister than an oyster" can't wait to use that one

I agree! Other than the inappropriateness of the outfit, from the front it didn't look too bad, figure wise, but when she turned!!! Omg!
Edited because I felt bad.

 

[poppiepie]

8 pages from 4:30pm onwards to catch up on! Looking forward to finding out whatever has caused the commotion

ETA: LOL! Nothing to add because it’s all been said.

 

[SnarkyTart]

That side shot as she waddles away is sad isn't it. I almost can't even laugh at that point anymore because I'm like this witch is cooked, isn't she

Nardz on the blower to Bec Judd right now

 

[Broken Veneers]

8 pages from 4:30pm onwards to catch up on! Looking forward to finding out whatever has caused the commotion

You won't be disappointed!

 

[Faketeeth]

Maybe shes off to St Kilda afterwards to earn some cash , could be where all her money comes from

 

[posty post]

That outfit she can’t look in the mirror and think that looks appropriate. I have no words it really is that awful. I know we have all said this before I really hope the kids are distanced from her cos poor Sage when he is in highschool!

 

[FreddyFrog]

The bat got caught in the net.

 

[posty post]

My understanding of pleather is plastic leather not vegan leather! It’s every bit as sweaty and gross as it sounds too!

 

[A real mongrel of a woman]

POV: You’re a Party Size bag of Cheezels on special at Coles and EmmyLou’s just spotted you…….

POV: You're at the bottom of the cheezles bag

 

[FrontYardFitness]

It's the backpack for me!

Loulou the Explorer

 

[Sponfused]

I think that’s just as trashy as what EL is wearing tbh what’s the difference between EL flashing her bra and Em flashing her undies?

I totally disagree.. I think Em has pulled off what Emmy couldn’t. You can show your underwear without looking trashy. As per usual, Emmy is bursting out of her outfit like a pre-boiled sausage. THAT is trashy.
You can smell her desperation to be noticed a mile away.. or is that just her marinating in the pleather and faux fur in 80% humidity? Either way, she is on the nose tonight!

 

[FrontYardFitness]

On the red carpet tonite for the movie premier!

Omg just posted the same and then saw this! Lol

 

[pixie spotty]

Also she can’t say she doesn’t have an active rash when she bloody showed us all on her stories. Don’t use public pools and float pods if you have an active rash. Even more so when it’s been ongoing for weeks, it’s sore and itchy, and you don’t know where the F you got it from or what caused it. Definitely will not be going to that float place. Disgusting.

 

[CameHereForTheComments]

Long time lurker, first time poster here!
I am dying to comment on her stomach. I'm a surgical nurse and it doesn't look right at all. It should not still be swollen, so it isn't, the shape is strange. She would've been better off to lose weight the old fashioned way first and then had surgery after a 20 to 30kg weight drop. She seems to have lost her way drastically since her split.

 

[poppiepie]

View attachment 1095187She’s looking forward to what we think. Enjoy your read Emmy

Thanks for the new avatar !

 

[SnarkyTart]

She really has studied Magda's characters! Tattlers of a certain vintage may also notice the likeness to Ferret's better half, Michelle.