Emmylou MacCarthy Emmylou Loves #10 The Real Croptop Princess of Port Melbourne Markets

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

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Emmylou Loves #11: Salad wraps, thirst traps, fungal flaps and magnesium naps.

 

[A real mongrel of a woman]

They're the same picture

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

POV: You’re a Party Size bag of Cheezels on special at Coles and EmmyLou’s just spotted you…….

 

[Broken Veneers]

Nothing from EmmyLou today? Maybe she didn't float?

 

[8MinutesOfMyDay]

Same same…

 

[SnarkyTart]

That side shot as she waddles away is sad isn't it. I almost can't even laugh at that point anymore because I'm like this bitch is cooked, isn't she

Nardz on the blower to Bec Judd right now

 

[ActiveLies]

I love how she doesn’t play music in her AirPods so she’s alert for potential threats, but I promise you, if I saw a little bowling ball stomping down Beaconsfield Parade maniacally talking to herself in the dark at 5am, I’d be crossing the road to avoid her. SHE looks like the nutcase potential threat to me.

 

[Sponfused]

Definitely rich Leah rocking the Gucci slides at $1050.00 a pair

I’m beginning to wonder if caring for Emmy is some kind of court appointed community service for Leah.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Congrats @Michy02 for thread title you are one of the funniest Tattlers going round

And huge kudos to our unsung hero @screenfreelookatme doing the Lord's work keeping our threads on track with excellent posts and organising threads for us

For your efforts ladies, use code Cheezels15 in your next online shop.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Wow! Have a busy day and you miss all the fun! I could say so much, but a picture is worth a thousand words...

 

[SnarkyTart]

She really has studied Magda's characters! Tattlers of a certain vintage may also notice the likeness to Ferret's better half, Michelle.

 

[veganchickenwings]

Hi Emmy! Thanks for taking note of the commenters here who asked why you never take your dogs for a walk

 

[Chompers Chompers Chomper]

Just a day or so ago most of us were commenting on what she was wearing?!

Most of us were commenting HERE about what she was wearing. Some members have taken it upon themselves to comment on her posts directly - if you want to snark, snark here. And if you do feel the need to contact them directly, don't 'brag' about it here.

A particular member seems to have this issue a lot. Frequently popping up here, multiple usernames, LOTS of misspelled and slightly aggressive messages on here and will comment directly on Instagram or via DM. This isn't a new issue and I'm sure it will happen again.

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

Am I the only one who realises that she’s not sleeping because her life is a mess? How can she expect to punch out 8 hours of deep sleep when her central nervous system knows her partner left her, her stomach surgery failed, her business empire is drowning, she has no real friends, her collaborations have dried up and her kids are now off-limits for content. Fuck, I’d be staring at the ceiling all night, too. She needs therapy, not magnesium & water.

 

[SnarkyTart]

WHERE ARE THE WHITE SNEAKERS?! Are they ok??

Emmy needs Kumfs, not clacky Witner mules that further elongate her size 10 feet. She's built like a snowman on skis

 

[horseteeth]

I don’t know about you guys (actually I probably do know) but I put my dirty exercise clothes in the wash after ONE wear! not four.

no wonder she’s basically got mushrooms growing in her armpits

 

[Michy02]

On the red carpet tonite for the movie premier!

 

[staceboo8282]

She could take a few tips from Em now that style

 

[SnarkyTart]

I agree nobody should be messaging on her page or messaging her directly.

This is the whole purpose of this site/

this was my earlier point. I’m here for all the snark in the world and I can’t stand Emmy. But when people comment on her actual page I do believe that’s trolling and it gives her and her minions leverage and discredits our wise critique.

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Important housekeeping Tattlers. Certain posters please take note!

 

[CEOManagingDirectorAuthor]

When I was sweeping flowing water and mud out of the lower level of my home 2 DAYS AGO, I was thinking to myself “hmmm… what am I doing wrong here?”. But thank GOD for EmmyLou from EmmyLou Loves telling me all these days later to “take care of each other”. I didn’t even think to do that.

Also, you’re a bit late, darl. Us South East Queenslanders have been taking incredible care of each other since Sunday. But you’ve been too busy squeezing ya zits and yo yo yoing to notice.