Yep you're on the money.
Maybe she's going to go to a wellness retreat as opposed to a fat camp.
Or releasing a journal/diary like Steph Pase.
Dear Diary....
Tonight I squashed me titties till they hung where my gunt used to be, picked my carbuncle's, scratched my mange, then my minge, terrorised the vegan ex with a steak, then pretended I did a 3 hour walk for my, you know, you know, all my community, got Leah back up out of bed cos God forbid she has any other life now, to film me doing absolutely
duck all. Then I ate more cheezels.
My soul is restored, my chakras are centred
I used to use oils on my feet once to do all that but had to find a new gig to rip the minions off.
Bye.