Emmylou MacCarthy #19 Mad dog busy, showing her titties, trying real hard to make ALove Jizzy

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I know she’s been pining after Aaron, but they’ve been split for like eight months! I wouldn’t be diving back into a serious relationship quickly (I’m not Sophie Cachia ), but go out and have some fun! I dunno, I just feel like the right man to balance her out could only be a good thing for everyone
 
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She 100% said 'photo's from this year' or whatever dribble she spewed because once you look her up her photo's/body/image/look changes so rapidly she has to say that.
 
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Also I think that over a certain age, people are a bit more inclined to use older photos where they’re looking a bit more in their prime, which leads to awkward disappointment when people then meet. The ‘photos are all recent’ disclaimer is advice that the person actually still looks like their photos.
 
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I was thinking the same too when she said they had a talk. And now she's into the crystals, oils and incense to hone in some good vibes.
 
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Their lack of financial independence would be a red flag for me. They are over 40 and both rent. The investment property is in another state and in EL's name. ALove did FIFO for years with nothing to show for it.
 
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Maybe if he met somebody first, then she might come to the realisation that it's totally over, and she can move on too with her life.
 
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Im DEAD they are both on there! Most people take a break after a long term relationship.. lol!
whose going to swipe on ALove?
Maybe their both on tinder to see which one gets matched first. Strange the pair of them. I'm not up with tinder, so just asking can they see each other's matches etc how does it work? Wouldn't be a surprise as EL very competitive.
 
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Dear Journal,

I hope Tinder matches me and Aaron. We are totally soulmates! I have my crystals, oils, skinny dips, cheezels and colonics. This better work before I become totes famous overseas. I need a man that supports and follows my dream.

Peace out, Emmylou.

Replace with cheezels and this is how Lou can find a new man.
 
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I predict the following:

Heyeeyyy guys *scrunch face* just jumping on real quick because you'll never believe what's farken happened *sharp laugh* as you know, Aaron left us and it's bin ya know it's been roolly diffuhcoolt and ya know *eyes darting, licks lips* just changing to a new family dynamic *emphasizing wildly with hands* it's bin tough on the kids, on Aaron, ya know on all of us but especially for me yeah? *earnest face, wide eyes* like I'mma businesswoman, model, mum, CEO *little peal of laughter* like I'm all these things right but I'm a woomuhn too yeah? *places hands on chest* and mama's ya know, I don't share all of ma life on here but I got needs *loud laugh* so Soohlin and farken Leah right set me up on fucken Tinder *giggle* like mate, I dunno how ta use farken Tinder, I'm too bizzy doin' ya know *shifty glance* mah fuckin' business shit *sharp little laugh* but anyway they put me on and ho-oh-ohh *slight head shake* I'm gettin' a lot of DM's *low sexy voice* an' le's juz say, some of them just send pitchahs *laughing* But the other day yeah mah phone goes off and it's a Tinder match and guess who the fuck it is *chuckle* old mate ALove *wild laughter* I farken toldja's he'd be back *slaps makeup table, leans forward laughing, flashes a hint of unrestrained flapjack titties, drops voice* All I'm gonna say is watch this space *peace sign*
 
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Sorry if this has been said, ive been offline for a bit but this just seems like she literally checked of her tattle question list. So glad the kids will be less exploited thanks to Alove growing some balls.

I think we should copy and paste this in every new thread going forward. Thanks for putting it so perfectly CEO

With a return of Sharon Strzelecki's super plus sized model sister
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

That’s worth a phone call to the actual shop in High street to ask? That’s a hygiene breach.
I really am tempted to email camilla head office. That is just foul beyond belief.
 
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You are way too good at these. It’s too real. I’m starting to get suspicious. Leah, is that you?
 
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There’s definitely more to the story with the shipping issues because ZM is back by an established brand/company that would know when stock needs to be purchased etc and the timeline for its arrival etc - Emmy doesn’t have that knowledge, and I’m sure young Leah doesn’t. She is purely the face of it, not the brains.
 
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They'll be even more disappointed when they meet her and she opens her mouth
 
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I’m actually so shocked that the Sales Assistant at Camilla has allowed her to try things on without undergarments - even if they go off to be dry cleaned or washed or whatever, imagine paying big money for a “Camilla” outfit for it not to be brand new? I find that shocking, and just another reason why the Camilla With Love brand is gross.
 
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Absolutely there's more to the story.
Other brands, including popular online stores, have had their winter stock available for a while now, with new stock being added daily.
I smell a rat!
 
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OMFG!!! So this is why all the super disgusting revealing shit photos she's been taking/posing for. She's trying to be sexy for tinder!!!! This is amazing. Guess we've been wrong and its not for aaron!

If she is so fucken confident why doesn't she slap on some of these bikini and cat suits pics. All I see is *mostly* well dressed/appropriate photos. The daisy dukes and exception. I hope whoever matches with her googles her!

But is he that dumb to hook up with Lou?

The poor bastard who will end up with crazy. I hope her does a reverse image search, finds out her last name and these threads. If you do want to hit the Lou Lou jar, run away buddy. Run away like Forest gump.
Tbh i dont think she's smart enough to not brag about herself ASAP so they wont even need to reverse image search her. She will tell these people straight away who she is and how famous she is. Cant believe she isnt on Raya considering she is a such a celebrity
(For those that dont know raya is for rich ppl/celebs. My girl friend matched with lando norris. So thats the level of celeb on there).
 
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