Dear Journal,
I mentioned Tattle on a live for sympathy from my Tribe. F**k they are amazing, they love me and treat me like a god. They loved me in the catsuit and the bikinis. The leaf blower gave the photo shoot something extra. So glad I’m super famous. Just trying to crack the international market but Camilla has my back. I will be modelling at all the major runways super soon. Confidence is so contagious!!! But you know the ZM money pot has dried up. Stupid Shanghai lockdown. My stock is stuck in China. I need the money from my tribe. Did I mention they love and support me? Don’t know what day of the week it is or who has the kids! But I have been working as a mad dog all year without a break or holiday. My Tassal and Woolworths Easter campaigns dried up. But I got to annoy the family in WA plus Aaron. He so loves me but pretends he doesn’t. *Giggles* The mug business is great, we sold out. Maybe if I wear the catsuit and do the famous ‘bend and snap’ to get his attention. Sorry have to get my spa day and my colonic done.
Peace out, Emmylou.
PS: I love myself so much, I practice my sexy eye *f$&k* hours in from the mirror.