Emmylou MacCarthy #14 Fanging laps and scratching flaps who knows where the children are at

[posty post]

Ohhh @gemmagucci you are the mvp! We don’t deserve you! That outfit is revolting like you couldn’t pay me to wear that! She is foul and lazy! I need to not be so busy so I can catch up on everything but I have been on ozampic unlike Emmy Lou I actually need it for diabetes not weight loss. But I can confirm it kills your appetite! I feel like she would try anything for weightloss honestly she makes me sick!

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Just watching her latest stories and it looks like those big burn marks, sorry pigmentation, is nowhere near as bad as what it was.
WTF has happened? Do you think she's stopped using the burny, burny machine?

I thought it still looked pretty rough on the weekend. She’s really leaning into brightening products at the moment, and I suspect has probably gone and had professional treatments too because the pigmentation has been so bad. I also think she probably has far, far better products than Garnier and Esmi hidden away.

 

[cheezelfingers]

I have to say I used to actually be a fan, loved some of the cakes she would pump out, and a couple of pieces in the first collection (the brown floral bomber to be exact) I nearly bought. But then….. I don’t know what happened. She just went silly, it’s the all over the place nature I can’t deal with. I think maybe it was the dance she did at her 40th that made me think hang on, we’re a few crayons short of a box here.
Emmylou, not trolling here, but I hope you will sit back and use your ample child free time to really assess your “brand” and pick a lane. By the way it’s not fashion.

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

There is absolutely no way she can have custody of her kids. Absolutely no way.

 

[Mslane]

what is the so called date with Byron, have i missed something??

 

[Michy02]

It's last, so that says a lot.


Byron just broke up with his gf. Skinny, hipster chick. Total opposite to LL. There's no way she's his type.

I had a look down his IG and she’s been liking his posts for ages. Maybe she’s been waiting for him to become single so she can……pounce! Let’s see her story tomorrow and see how “dusty” she is

 

[avex]

Just watching her latest stories and it looks like those big burn marks, sorry pigmentation, is nowhere near as bad as what it was.
WTF has happened? Do you think she's stopped using the burny, burny machine?

She's using a ring light when she's at home, it hides a lot of sins.

 

[SnarkyTart]

Old ALove probably used to teabag EL in the bedroom to get her to shut the hell up and now she thinks phallic has the same meaning as ball sack??

Between the paparazzi shots featuring her beloved Cheezels today and then this comment, I am deceased

 

[screenfreelookatme]

what is the so called date with Byron, have i missed something??

She’s shared it now. It’s the guy she’s having dinner with tonight. But it’s not a date, she was “invited”

 

[Limpy Love]

She’s shared it now. It’s the guy she’s having dinner with tonight. But it’s not a date, she was “invited”

Yes at a brewery where she proudly pointed out the back to the "distillery"!

 

[Mslane]

that horrid baby dress again and a free steak, does she ever pay for anything. go back to working at the mail salon lazy lou. its about all you could sell at the moment. dont be sprucking that snake oils again.

 

[Faketeeth]

You think the CEO of a company, who is paid to promote that company would actually do a better job at it wouldnt you? Check out the tag on the 'Zoe Moss' culottes.

 

[Scaredweirdlittleguy]

I walk past a vending machine after my shift. With all of the cheezels talk today I finally decided I’d grab a bag after a shitful day and the damned vending machine was broken!

Anyway I found EmmyLou’s next collab

 

[Msoscyq]

You think the CEO of a company, who is paid to promote that company would actually do a better job at it wouldnt you? Check out the tag on the 'Zoe Moss' culottes.

Do you mean the Leoni tag? It's a brand that is owned by the same company that owns Zoe Moss. The company is For Twenty-One Pty Ltd.

 

[party pack]

I have to say I used to actually be a fan, loved some of the cakes she would pump out, and a couple of pieces in the first collection (the brown floral bomber to be exact) I nearly bought. But then….. I don’t know what happened. She just went silly, it’s the all over the place nature I can’t deal with. I think maybe it was the dance she did at her 40th that made me think hang on, we’re a few crayons short of a box here.
Emmylou, not trolling here, but I hope you will sit back and use your ample child free time to really assess your “brand” and pick a lane. By the way it’s not fashion.

agree she’s all over the place

 

[villanellebaby]

Hideous outfit made even worse when she rolled up the bottom!!!

Wow she looks ROUGH as duck in the second photo

 

[emmygluewho]

Yes at a brewery where she proudly pointed out the back to the "distillery"!

Honestly, this!

She wonders why no decent company wants to work with her. She does zero research into anything. Pronounces everything wrong (I don’t give a duck about your background, it's your 'job' RESEARCH and learn!)

I mean, when you don't even know names of your 'own label' why is anyone shocked?! There was no meeting today, we would have been treated to some ridiculous footage.

Tattlers! Byron wasn't a 'date'! Christ let's not get her head any bigger. He also was invited.

Lounatic, seriously, enough. How do you sleep?! You have lost Alove and now the kids!? REASSESS.

 

[AJAYA]

On Byron Cooke stories… he called her Em and lookie Lou she’s drinking again…

Excessive drinking would explain the bloated stomach....maybe she's a little too 'hydrated'

 

[YouveAllBeenAsking]

Well scratch my flaps and fang us a farkin party pack of Cheezels. I need to tell my boss I can't do night shift any more because I just had to catch up on at least 12 pages! You guys are unstoppable!

Incredible scenes from @gemmagucci spotting Em in the wild with Cheezels in tow. I've always wondered, how tall is she?

 

[peacefulsoul]

I have to say I used to actually be a fan, loved some of the cakes she would pump out, and a couple of pieces in the first collection (the brown floral bomber to be exact) I nearly bought. But then….. I don’t know what happened. She just went silly, it’s the all over the place nature I can’t deal with. I think maybe it was the dance she did at her 40th that made me think hang on, we’re a few crayons short of a box here.
Emmylou, not trolling here, but I hope you will sit back and use your ample child free time to really assess your “brand” and pick a lane. By the way it’s not fashion.

I agree, maybe she needs to have a good think about what the direction of her Instagram and life is now, she seems very lost. Self care appointments won’t fill this void.