EmmyLou Loves #94 Blue chux of doom and a face like the moon 😂

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MeowbahCanGoRot

Mother of the year goes to Emilylou

the kids come home. Mumma goes out. What was is the fucking point of lumpy love coming to the house when they just spent the weekend with him. What a strange set up. He will never grow a pair. Always taken for a ride by narcissistic Emily
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mariah cachia

What on earth is on in Melbourne on a cold winter Monday night? Nothing worth ditching your kids for I’d think.
 
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StickyTapeTits

She’s taking the absolute piss using jar sauce for bolognese…….. what a fucking fraud.

Also, who is she kidding saying she hasn’t been to The Beat lately because she’s “had the kids”. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! Darl, we saw you ditch them repeatedly and leave them with any babysitter who had a heartbeat so you could go and pretend you’re black.

I’m not even going to bother trying to make sense of making Vida eat a full bowl of spaghetti right before gymnastics. Lord GIVE ME STRENGTH.
 
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Buttercup725

I think that is the worst her hair has ever looked. And could the explanation of what she does with that sauce go on any longer? Who is asking for such basic information???
 
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IAmSometimesTheWalrus

Buttercup725 said:
I think that is the worst her hair has ever looked. And could the explanation of what she does with that sauce go on any longer? Who is asking for such basic information???
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No one is asking!
Also saying that she doesn’t have time to make the tomato sauce for the bolognese so that’s why she’s using the jars… pretty sure she’d have a ship load more time if she didn’t mindlessly talk to her phone about her bloody rice cooker all afternoon…
 
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notgifted

A free cruise? Well heck, they better make sure the galley has over catere because this round, gluttonous bitch will eat like no one’s business, all she does is eat and think about food, imagine it
 
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bigbigsound

Buttercup725 said:
I think that is the worst her hair has ever looked. And could the explanation of what she does with that sauce go on any longer? Who is asking for such basic information???
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Nobody. I am convinced she makes the questions up, does the cooking demos, and rattles off all this mundane shit so she can claim her groceries and the house as business expenses.
 
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