When she forgets to turn the thin lens on ![Grinning face with sweat :sweat_smile: 😅](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f605.png)
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Captain clogged ass had me laughing out loud. Now I’m going to be thinking about this next time I duck off for a cheeky pooI would hate to see anyone fall overboard, but for her i'd make an exception!!!
At least she has her own personal flotation device!!!
Dat BIG GUT!!!
AHOY!! Captain Clogged Ass!!!
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She’s jet propelled on her walk - footing away, maybe it gives her bursts of speedSniff sniff I think my “colon is moving”
Mate, she is the icebergIt's wrong to hope for an iceberg isn't it?
#titaniclou
Now I would pay Candy Barbs the $79 for her to manifest this iceberg for this cruiseIt's wrong to hope for an iceberg isn't it?
#titaniclou
You need a thread title with Captain Clogged Arse
I take mine off in the shower with cleanser!!Is it normal to take your makeup off after you shower? Have I been doing it all wrong for all these years, by taking mine off before I shower.![]()
I can only imagine how uncomfortable this would be and also when she sits/bends!Aren’t these bits meant to sit over your boobs like cups… not up under your chin? Shoulda sized up love
Festy Fanny needs to be in the next title
That bleeping smug face enrages meAren’t these bits meant to sit over your boobs like cups… not up under your chin? Shoulda sized up love
It’s an awful top on any body shape.I can only imagine how uncomfortable this would be and also when she sits/bends!
This is how is meant to sit
What fascinates me most - as someone who is the same age as her, has the same aged kids and is also overweight - is that she saw the FB ads for this dress that is clearly for a skinny young person and thought YES. THIS OUTFIT IS FOR ME.It’s an awful top on any body shape.
When I was on a Contiki back in the day we would call the mature age tour companies “Antiki”Hope I don't offend any cruise lovers here, but this sounds like some sort of cruise for desperate divorcees looking for a root. In which case, this will be perfect for Amy. Think of all the entertainment headed our way fezzas!!!!!! All aboard the love boat.....syphilis and gastro guaranteed. Such a vibe.