EmmyLou Loves #94 Blue chux of doom and a face like the moon 😂

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That face couldnt get any rounder. Has she put some chicken fillets in her crop top. The flap jacks look pushed up.
 
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Ok so this is definitely Emilylou’s scene

no kids

food and drink cruise

her kind of guys.

She’s gonna be in her eminent. wanna make a bet she’s on the august cruise
Why the fuck would they pick her, she’s such a shit cunt. Another excuse to dump her kids.
She never had them these days, yet she seems to think she does.
 
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Oh the Kearns are following Virgin Voyages too. Maybe they’ve got another gifted cruise coming up too

The cruise companies are desperate. Is there an influencer that hasn’t had a cruise yet?
 
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‘I haven’t been to The Beat in ages because I’ve had the kids’….

‘I’m getting the kids back this afternoon and then I’m heading out’….

WTF! Does she even listen to what comes out of her mouth before she posts??!
 
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Dunno about the rest of her community but I could have spent the rest of my life without needing to hear how she was on an extra long walk to get that pizza to pass through her colon
I‘d love to know what the grannies who watch Stewdio10 and the rest of the professionals who sit on the couch with her would think of that story?
 
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I saw earlier that Alice James, producer on the kiis breakfast show, went to a Virgin thing and she got a free cruise. So looks like Lazyloo will be going on another holiday.
 
No doubt she will buy this and have it shortened

As if she knows anything about M Jordan!!


 
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Nobody. I am convinced she makes the questions up, does the cooking demos, and rattles off all this mundane shit so she can claim her groceries and the house as business expenses.
Does she seriously pay someone to stand there and film her chopping up onions?? Couldn’t she just put the phone on a tripod & get a paid assistant to do actual work??
 
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Actually, this is perfect for her. A childless cruise, she doesn't bloody deserve it though
 
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Tonight's look is from "that Bella Barnett" that she sees on Facebook all the time. Here are some of the other super classy and perfectly appropriate for a middle aged basketball outfits on offer. Just incase any of you fezzas are inspired by our style icon.
 

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That cruise mentions food and generous servings, her kind of place, watch her put more weight back on
And why does she always have to be filmed at the media wall, I think we know how it works
 
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“Nothing better than a house full of kids! Now invite your friends around Sagie so they can watch me get ready in the bloody lounge room/dressing room before I head out and Dad takes care of you again!”
 
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