EmmyLou Loves #92 Winter woes, drying clothes, dirty toes, hovel carpet on the nose

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Confirms what a piece of shit she is. Grabs 4 items from the Collingwood warehouse- throws them into an express post bag - Happy Birthday Mum. She is a fkn disgrace.
A couple of those were size 10s too. So if EL claims to fit a 10/12 in Zoe Moss, how the fuck does her mother fit in to a 10 when she is half her size. Those shit items will swim on that poor woman.

ETA: the NYC jumpers were mediums. Those oversize jumpers will swallow her whole
 
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That’s just so sad. She couldn’t care less for anyone in her family. Those clothes won’t fit and are utter shit, yet the poor Mum is so proud of this round cunt, she will wear them and tell everyone they are her daughter brand Zoe Moss
 
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She must have got canned when she said that!!! She’s hardly worn anything else besides Zoe moss since that comment. Well beside the tracksuit
 
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Thread #93 Title Suggestion: Smelly White Fox, Tail of an Ox, Putrid Mumma and her filthy Jox. Stewdio 10 aint no win!!
 
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It took longer for that egg to scramble than Gone With The Wind! 'See it starting to scramble?' Um no???
 
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Fezzas I can't stop laughing at the commentary today.

Cabbage Patch, Garbage Pail, clit for days & stinky Oxtail

Also, did anyone see the alternate book cover for her gawgus cookbook? So special.
This has to be the next thread title!! “Cabbage patch, Garbage Pail, clit for days and stinky Oxtail”
 
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Where’s @Director of Mugs? Hope you’re ok but we’re missing your on-point screenshots here.

In other news, I couldn’t roll my eyes any more else they’d fall out when I heard CabbagePatchLou and SallySue talking more about the fucking oxtail and that tv show, and Emmy goes “I wish our boys did that for us”. Bitch you’ll be lucky if any of your kids still see you once they get to adulthood so don’t be hopin‘ or expectin’ any of them to turn up with a bunch of ox-bum.
 
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Inspired by Ange and Ding Dong for putting CelebrityLou on the spot today re her tomato sauce aversion and watching her squirm….next thread title entry

EmmyLou loves #93: Thursday we play pretend on Spewdio10, we all see Ange and Ding Dong, they ain’t your friends!
 
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Fezzas, I know I’m late to the party today but WTF was that shitshow on Stewdio 10? It was so embarrassing that I couldn’t even get through the whole thing
 
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Well I've been influenced by Emmy and Sally Sue to watch All American.
I know. I hang my head in shame. The only excuse I have is I'm sick and can't decide what else to watch

But also... It's ok. I mean it's pretty soap-y. It's also mostly about kids in high school, which says a lot about their mentality given how much they're both raving about it. A cross between Friday Night Lights and the OC, if I had to describe it.
Oh, and the main character they both were going on about ? Yeah playing a teenager

And no offence to anyone who loves it. I just found it a weird show for them to be so excited by. I made it through 8 episodes and don't think I'll bother anymore. I'm uninfluenced!!
 
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Why does she show us how to cook something she's already shown 50 times before. How about you treat us all to something new emmylou?
 
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They will see her as much as she sees her Mum
 
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That fried rice looked like pure shit. Her 'scrambling' that egg?! The fucking thing was just runny eggs.
 
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The assortment of clothes she sent her mum is hideous! Her mum seems so sweet though - she's definitely her most loyal supporter.
 
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That scrambled eggs looked like dog vomit.

The shit she shares on her stories blows my mind. Who f*cking cares about All America and eating oxtail. If she gets off on OxTail so much, don't share it on social media, nobody cares. It's so bizarre.
 
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