Me too - the tapping of the excess eyeshadow and make up with the brushes and tapping wooden and metal spoons when she is preparing the slop for The Children. The microphone on the iPhone picks it up and it makes me rage.
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Garnier Hyaluronic Aloe Hydrating Serum $35
Garnier Green Labs Replumping Serum Cream Hyalu-melon $7
Esme Pomegranate Brightening Serum $65
Napoleon Perdis Auto Pilot Brightening Skin Primer $45
Urban Decay All Nighter skin primer $63
Maybelline foundation 4 in one defector light clear $34.99
Kpsis skin improving foundation $67
Westman Atelier blush - truffle $77
Westman Atelier blush Couchette $77
Kosis brow pencil $38
Brow Fibre $25
Hourglass Ambient Lighting Blush $72
Charlotte Tilbury bronzer $84
Hourglass blend brush 13 $63
Hourglass Curator 3 pan customised palette Eyeshadows - $102
MAC lip pencil in Boldy Bare $37
MAC lipstick $38
Maybelline lip gloss $17.49
Lash lift serum - couldn’t work out which one she used but they average around $40
tit, lucky she’s an ambassador, would she be paying for all this
Pity it doesn’t really do much for her, she still looks like an over inflated balloon.
If anyone watched any make up videos old Hag Lou did 4 years ago I'm certain half of these products are that old, the amount of things in that vanity drawer that are past their shelf life, and the brushes never washed 
not a nice advert for chemist warehouse products!
not a nice advert for chemist warehouse products!
Ummm………Producer of what exactly??? 
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Producer of tit life choicesUmmm………Producer of what exactly???
Producer of poor parentingUmmm………Producer of what exactly???
Co parenting with style
, about as much style as Sophie Kay-sha & her former doormat.
, about as much style as Sophie Kay-sha & her former doormat.
#crotchrot #pitfungus
@Broken Veneers you are the real MVP here!
Her Facebook Bio is equally cringe!!
Oh NO!!! The baby that knows EmmyLou is a Fck Wit is being tortured again tonight!! OX LIVER is the next part of the cow she is loving sick tonight!! These poor ladies!! Putting up with her!!
I hope this greedy cow helps with the dishes & clearing up after all that beautiful food & hospitality. BUT IM DOUBTFUL.
Producer of the shitshow!Ummm………Producer of what exactly???
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Holy moly! Rewatching the stories to count the number of products was painful enough. You are amazing!
I had to block her in case she saw how many times I viewed her stories and blocked my finstaProducer of the shitshow!
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Holy moly! Rewatching the stories to count the number of products was painful enough. You are amazing!
I am on minimal sleep at the moment as my child is really sick, in my last 1 hour block I just had the weirdest dream about EL. She was giving away a Mitsubishi Outlander but then second prize was this really filthy old beaten up Mazda 3 that was her old car. The car mats in it were in the same carpet as the hovel.
When I first entered the comp I was in the hovel, but then it moved to a fair ground like a country fair and she invented this stupid basketball carnival game to get a winner. I tried to race home to get the $20 entry fee because she wouldn’t take eftpos despite having a machine right in front of her. But by the time I got back someone else had won. The Mazda winner was sucking up to her so bad even though it was so old and a piece of tit. EL was soaking all the sucking up in and doing that stupid giggle she does in front of men/her deranged fans. Maybe I should stop going on Insta and reading tattle all night
When I first entered the comp I was in the hovel, but then it moved to a fair ground like a country fair and she invented this stupid basketball carnival game to get a winner. I tried to race home to get the $20 entry fee because she wouldn’t take eftpos despite having a machine right in front of her. But by the time I got back someone else had won. The Mazda winner was sucking up to her so bad even though it was so old and a piece of tit. EL was soaking all the sucking up in and doing that stupid giggle she does in front of men/her deranged fans. Maybe I should stop going on Insta and reading tattle all night
The crazy witch is haunting our dreams now yikesI am on minimal sleep at the moment as my child is really sick, in my last 1 hour block I just had the weirdest dream about EL. She was giving away a Mitsubishi Outlander but then second prize was this really filthy old beaten up Mazda 3 that was her old car. The car mats in it were in the same carpet as the hovel.
When I first entered the comp I was in the hovel, but then it moved to a fair ground like a country fair and she invented this stupid basketball carnival game to get a winner. I tried to race home to get the $20 entry fee because she wouldn’t take eftpos despite having a machine right in front of her. But by the time I got back someone else had won. The Mazda winner was sucking up to her so bad even though it was so old and a piece of tit. EL was soaking all the sucking up in and doing that stupid giggle she does in front of men/her deranged fans. Maybe I should stop going on Insta and reading tattle all night
I hope your little one is on the mend really soon
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