EmmyLou Loves #89 The return of Hoochylou, mumma's hips don't lie but her scales sure do

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Of all people to have on to talk about body positivity and you have this revolting crass woman, Emmylou! She has a terribly unhealthy view of weight and size, had weight loss surgery and failed, then had a complete tummy tuck and also a massive amount of liposuction and continues to stack on weight, gets herself on Duromine for a quick weight loss shed whilst eating huge amounts of food that’s completely unhealthy! She binge eats constantly, says she only eats sugar free but then eats a ton of sugar free lollies and high fat and high carb food and copious bowls of oxtail stew and devours 1/2 a cow in one sitting! Fresh home from chasing a random American guy in his early 20’s whilst dumping her 3 kids with the ex, only catches up with kids 2 or 3 times a week so she can use them for her socials content! I could go on and on but pretty disgusted with your choice of feral guest on today, poor Ange and Denise, such pro’s of the industry and having to make small talk with this complete imbecile that’s a total nobody!
 
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I might have written that one, maybe I need to fix it 😅

It’s just when she makes up a story for Vida at bedtime. But weirdly she called it a “mouth story”, I guess instead of a story that you just read from a book. “Brain story” makes slightly more sense, but it really speaks to the order in which Emmy employs those body parts. Mouth first, brain…never.
You explained it perfectly, Screeny! It's just such a bizarre term. Why wouldn't she just say we're making up a story?! She's a total mouth breather so I guess it makes sense to her
This is the first gif that came up for "mouth story" because I didn't think an emoji was enough 😆
 
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Someone’s very quiet today!!! Is the hayfever bad because it’s MummaLou’s weekend with the ‘Logistics’??! 🤔🤔
 
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If I went on national TV and was trying to make it as an influencer, the following day I would be posting wholesome, happy, interesting content so new viewers to my insta, who may have seen me on tv, would think ‘oh yea we will give her a follow!’
 
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You betcha she will! She deserves a night off!! 🥹
She sure does! Mumma has had a busy week.

If I went on national TV and was trying to make it as an influencer, the following day I would be posting wholesome, happy, interesting content so new viewers to my insta, who may have seen me on tv, would think ‘oh yea we will give her a follow!’
Very good point. I would also be promoting Zoe Moss and offer a sneaky long weekend discount code. It would be a good way to see if you get any new sales.
 
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I did chuckle to myself as I slapped the lettuce, cucumber, cheese, tzatziki dip 🥱 and sliced steak in the centre of the wrap and thought, oh tit I should’ve attempt that stupid tik tok thing... Then I punched myself in the face for allowing that thought to even enter my mind and ran straight over here to confess my sins to my fellow fezzas 😎
You did the right thing 🙏 I said a prayer for you at school mass this morning 😂
 
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Oh Emmylou, go and visit ur poor Mum!!! Don't make her sit thru Thursdays, Being The only way she can see you! This is sad!! I wish I had my mum around. Sadly she passed away right as covid hit, back home in the USA and I live in Australia, I could not even fly home to say goodbye... What a POS daughter u are Emmy!!!

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Oh Emmylou, go and visit ur poor Mum!!! Don't make her sit thru Thursdays, Being The only way she can see you! This is sad!! I wish I had my mum around. Sadly she passed away right as covid hit, back home in the USA and I live in Australia, I could not even fly home to say goodbye... What a POS daughter u are Emmy!!!

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She will have to be quick, EL gets fucks all air time, gets say away from the main hosts so the camera doesn’t pan to her often 🤣🤣 so famous lol
 
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Can you seriously see this Studio 10 gig lasting, when the crew rock up to the hovel to film in between all the filth?
 
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Can you seriously see this Studio 10 gig lasting, when the crew rock up to the hovel to film in between all the filth?
No, I can’t see it lasting at all. She absolutely won’t have them film her rental, she will use someone else’s house, Aloves apartment, SL or Charlottes house.
 
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Nup I can’t see it lasting either!! I’m wondering if they’ve seen the FB comments and they’re regretting their decision already 😳
 
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