Flower delivery from her best friend Lisa.
We could have an imaginary friend situation. Milco is that you?
We could have an imaginary friend situation. Milco is that you?
Emmylou Loves #83 Snitchells & sadza & zim gala dinners. These are a few of EL’s favourite things
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I know rightHa ha ha let’s not start this again
I just don’t know why it’s being used as a reason to insult Melbourne if other states have them, and I don’t even live in Melbourne
Why did she not show what the kids and Aaron got her on the big Birthday shopping trip to Highpoint??
Only showing imaginary friends and the flowers and cake she bought for herself, and the obligitory CW bouquet.
I guess the kids and Aarons gifts were simply not up to par for the oversized swine of a baby.
Only showing imaginary friends and the flowers and cake she bought for herself, and the obligitory CW bouquet.
I guess the kids and Aarons gifts were simply not up to par for the oversized swine of a baby.
Looks like she's selling more of her clothes
Lisa Lisa are you there? Best friend Lisa??
did she just make up a name and it’s really from Olsen Salt? 
That could have paid for poor Vida to have top notch eye a psychological treatment. Loser lou yes you emmylou. Ffs stop buying crap to make you feel better and get some medical treatment for your child.
She’s not marketing those jeans well. What a poor fit! Why doesn’t SallySue, Lia or 51% ever say anything?
They are on the payroll.
Isn’t Lisa her friend in WA - the hairdresser? The one she never speaks about and never goes to visit?? 
She has ALOT of faith in the heel on these shoes!!!
She opted for the fugly color and not her fave hot pink cause of the price difference.
Cannot wait to see her try to manage to walk in these!!.
She opted for the fugly color and not her fave hot pink cause of the price difference.
Cannot wait to see her try to manage to walk in these!!
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Forget the shoes, someone get this woman a hairbrush. Paid Hairbrush collab?
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I laugh every time I see a white Mitsubishi driving down the road. Husband thinks I've gone Gaga every time I say 'oooh look it's a Mitsubish'.Does anyone else lose their tit at every mention of the Mitsubishi?
Plastic shoes make me feel gross. They get all steamy with foot sweat and can you imagine the stink coming out of them? And you can see people’s feet actually wedged in them getting all sweaty and pink
And this isn’t just an Amy thing, this is plastic shoes in general!That wraps up another edition of how my brain is broken!
Edit to add - and my brain stubbornly skipped past the toe ring comment because it just can’t handle it, but after a reread I feel even more pukey!
PS my fat arse can fit into a size 12 dress from jeanswest after significant weight loss. Yes it’s a flowy dress but it’s made of cotton and has no stretch. Which makes me think this tubby cow really does squeeze herself into size 12s like it’s a fucken badge of honour. When I can do it I just assume the clothes are cut way too big
Got them on sale for $59, when the rest are $159. She bought saunas for her feet.
Like she'll be able to squish her fat toes into them.
Can you imagine her squashing her trotters into those shoes and the amount of "overhang" they will create?
I cannot wait to see those piggy hooves in them shoes
I hope your daughter is ok!This!!
I've been in the children's Hospital with my daughter for a week tomorrow, 5 days prior to our admission she woke up with a slight red and sad looking sore eye, it was a public holiday so our GP was shut so I made her an appointment for the next day, The GP referred us to a paediatric opthamologist because although it was only superficial you don't wait, you don't mess around with eyes, things can turn bad quickly, that week we had 2 GP appointments, 1 specialist appointment and presented to ER twice and still ended up in here in a bad way. Look after your children EL for fucks sake.
If she is having a joint birthday with Anthony, I am wondering the following
*Will she wear her sauna shoes with some dress that we all know will look horrific
*Will Anthony's friend TT be there
*Will there be Afrobeats
*Besides her new ZIM crew, does she have any friends who will turn up beside SallySue and current and ex employees?
*WIll we get a LIVE with her getting ready?
*Did she sell the lime green monstrosity that she wore to the Melb cup?
*Will she wear her sauna shoes with some dress that we all know will look horrific
*Will Anthony's friend TT be there
*Will there be Afrobeats
*Besides her new ZIM crew, does she have any friends who will turn up beside SallySue and current and ex employees?
*WIll we get a LIVE with her getting ready?
*Did she sell the lime green monstrosity that she wore to the Melb cup?
God the shoes are bloody awful.. hardly Manolos…I cannot wait to see those piggy hooves in them shoes
She’s the queen of fast fashion.. no way her wide and large hooves would fit into them.. they would also be bloody uncomfy.,, she’ll look like Miss Piggy on Heat…. She’ll wear them tho and pretend to be oh so confident etc..
Why then have a teary episode on her birthday saying in the last 12 months she’s lost so much confidence? Doesn’t she equate confidence with weight loss (in her mind) .. she’s nuts!
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