Emmylou Loves #83 Snitchells & sadza & zim gala dinners. These are a few of EL’s favourite things

[gemmagucci]

Guyzzzzz I literally and metaphorically walked past her in the supermarket. Didn’t notice her at first but saw the cardigan.

She stood in one spot for minutes on her Instagram eating the grapes from her basket.

I managed to look over her shoulder and she was looking at her stories in the green skirt and then i had a second walk past and she was replying to a post. She was so absorbed on her Instagram i could’ve done cartwheels around her she wouldn’t have noticed.

She finally moved on about 10 steps and then stood around on her phone for a further few minutes.

She’s so fuckin loud could hear her at the check out giggling about needing a bag (grocery).

And no a size 10 she isn’t. Maybe she confuses her size 10 feet with body size.

 

[HumptyDumptyLou]

Let’s all try to be a bit funnier in this thread then?

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

I see an owl

I see the Big Guy

 

[StickyTapeTits]

Quick question. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD??!!!? Is that a Tawny Owl? A wild boar snout? Two bullet holes?

 

[MostSegsualNarc]

Thread #84:

Pathetic B'day shout-out shares, cos no one else f*cking cares.

 

[Gomi goner]

Gorman is an a hideously over priced label and every item from there looks like the love child from an orgy involving a hessian sack, a Ken Done doona, and my vomit after drinking a carafe of Fruit Tingle in 1995.

Change my mind

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

Birthday Bingo Card:

She won’t log on until late morning
She will be crying
The Children will be recorded in a hostage situation, saying nice things about her
Limp Dick will be there cos they be (ass)oul mates
She won’t open her presents straight away
They will go to The Graham where nobody will be allowed to order chips

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

I miss Super Cute. The funniest Fezza Don't come at me!

Present

 

[gemmagucci]

Have we sent a search party out to look for the Mitsubishi yet? 6 hours no posts, she's def in a food coma in a park somewhere after consuming 2kg of ox slop & chicken wings.

Lol i went to the market today ; as i arrived an announcement was made over the loud speaker.

The owner of a white Mitsubishi is illegally parked on York Street with number plate ******. Please return to your car.

Thought this must be crazylou.

 

[slap2fish2gether]

Quick question. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD??!!!? Is that a Tawny Owl? A wild boar snout? Two bullet holes?

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If you squint you can see a picture of jesus, just like on a piece of toast

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

What EL see in the mirror vs reality #ShallowLou

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

You want funny fezzas? Here’s funny!

Is. She. Fucking. Serious??

These pants look like the ones my Nana used to wear (RIP Nana Mary) to her darts comps down at the Royal Mail Hotel in Sebastopol on Widow Wednesdays circa 1989.

Nobody is wearing this shit except for portly scrub nurses in a re-make of MASH.

Fuck off 51%.

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

God sometimes I wished I lived in Melbs, with its shitty beaches and overhead power lines so just so i can catch a sighting of Amy in the wild! She seems loathe to step foot in her home state of WA ever again..

I might just pay the $1539 one way ticket to get to the other side of bumfuck nowhere (AKA Western Australia) and tit punch you in your Double D’s Pussy

 

[Jasper19690]

Johnny is calling her out

 

[Butt3rfly]

Found the birthday card from the kids

 

[Oxtail_spew]

What a waste of person she is. I got a full back and shoulder massage, only cause i have it on health insurance. No facials for me.

I can’t even get a sponsored facial from my husband……

 

[cashedupbogan]

Can she get an Airtasker to go take Vida to the doctor while she’s on there looking for staff

 

[Dabble]

Notice all those flowers were from business and work associates. No actual friends. Speaks volumes.
Tax write off.

 

[Filthy and Unstable]

Meanwhile, in a Port Melbourne loungeroom, shit just got real… #thisis44

 

[gemmagucci]

Getting the house ready for an intimate dinner party? Guessing the front yard has 3 skip bins filled by now and a cleaning team in their dozens on the way? Wonder if the kitchen bins will be overflowing like they were when last Sunday nights guest were over. Sounds like its Aaron weekend…again.

Spotted Sage in Albert Park Village on an E scooter double dinking , no helmet; he crosses in front of my car, guess he is allowed to run amuck as mum nor dad doesn’t parent.