Emmylou Loves #83 Snitchells & sadza & zim gala dinners. These are a few of EL’s favourite things

[saaahhhhreal]

Agree no disrespect but why would you wear tit pants that show the most unflattering parts of your body. How is that confidence. When I was larger there was no way I’d show my bad bits I knew I looked tit pretty sure this girl knows it’s a crap outfit on her body too

Zoe Moss is a horrible brand shot styles and worst fabrics
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Why are her boobs so far apart when she’s normally tapping them up to get volume. I’m a solid D and mine only go sideways when I’m lying down. That face is so smug so punchable
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she looks like she's had a stroke here

 

[meg_snarkle]

Port Melbournes most famous Supermodel is back at it again! It’s a vibe View attachment 2128686

I really hope her IBS symptoms clear up, it looks painful. She’s a trooper for rocking up to work

 

[exflighty]

My first thread title (joint) but I’ll take it. About to watch the slug as I haven’t caught up today.

full credit to you for the title!! It’s yours only!

 

[Mslane]

Checkout that arm its bigger than the expensive chop she served the other night. The clothes look cheap, even in the photos.

 

[CouldSizeDown]

Checkout that arm its bigger than the expensive chop she served the other night. The clothes look cheap, even in the photos.

How is it possible that she has half a camel toe in these so called “flowy” pants???

 

[Ill fitting culottes]

she looks like she's had a stroke here

One of my family members has had a stroke and doesn't look like this flog.

 

[Bizziebody]

Port Melbournes most famous Supermodel is back at it again! It’s a vibe View attachment 2128686

GET OFF THE ROAD you over grown half wit.

 

[Black.bird]

That appears to be 100% what she has done, what a bleep.

In TV-land, they have a rule 'tight and bright' which I think she copies. Because the larger models always have trousers unflatteringly hugging all the wrong areas.

 

[ActiveLies]

In TV-land, they have a rule 'tight and bright' which I think she copies. Because the larger models always have trousers unflatteringly hugging all the wrong areas.

Do you think her body dysmorphia plays a role in this? Like she honestly has no idea what size she is or what she looks like in clothes so has no clue that women who carry weight around their hips and lower stomach area don’t want pants that are skin tight there highlighting all the lumps, bumps and wobbly bits?

 

[Butt3rfly]

That dress she wears is bleeping ugly and belongs on the 80s. My mother is in her 80s and she wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like that.

Seriously, who is actually buying this tit? We are really supposed to believe that they get soooooooooooooooooooo many orders that it sells out?

 

[Buttercup725]

Where is she today? Still eating those chicken wings?

 

[Butt3rfly]

Where is she today? Still eating those chicken wings?

Food coma or worn out from all the BBC last night.

 

[broughtthisforyou]

Does LazyLou use this as her daily inspiration? nearly spit my drink when I saw it, it’s so perfectly her. A reel that I’ve screenshot because the file was too big.

 

[notgifted]

Does LazyLou use this as her daily inspiration? nearly spit my drink when I saw it, it’s so perfectly her. A reel that I’ve screenshot because the file was too big.
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That is how her poor clothes feel every single day, not to mention the size 10 g-strings 🥲
The way she dresses resembles a harpooned whale caught in a very small fishing net, bits of blubber bursting out all over the place.
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She loves showing off her wrists Fezzas now I’ve heard it all. She has finally came to understand that the wrists are the smallest part of her.

 

[AMY$]

Where is she today? Still eating those chicken wings?

She's impacted

 

[Director of Mugs]

Looking at the Zoe Moss photos. All I notice is the people in the background going about their everyday life. Walking across the road, eating at a cafe. They should blur them out at least. I would die if I saw myself in the background as EL poses hard for the iPhone.

 

[exflighty]

Perhaps they’re only ordering three or four pieces in each size of clothing so that they sell out quickly, giving the impression that they’re “super popular”. It wouldn’t surprise me if they have an “overall number” order rather than a set number of pieces in each design. Make sense? These garbage clothes are all already made in China and sold at markets over there so it would be hard for them to only order 2 or 3 in each size to pretend they’re popular.

however, we all know Amy reads here so let’s see in 3…2…1 a warehouse tour showing us all the hundreds of pieces in stock

 

[Oops I did it again]

They’re joking right?
I’m a smaller build but I just don’t find these flattering on anyone

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Absolutely foul. It's like a sack of potatoes with the potatoes sticking out.

 

[Gomi goner]

Agree no disrespect but why would you wear tit pants that show the most unflattering parts of your body. How is that confidence. When I was larger there was no way I’d show my bad bits I knew I looked tit pretty sure this girl knows it’s a crap outfit on her body too

Zoe Moss is a horrible brand shot styles and worst fabrics
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Why are her boobs so far apart when she’s normally tapping them up to get volume. I’m a solid D and mine only go sideways when I’m lying down. That face is so smug so punchable
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I'll never figure out why she insists on using those boxy camera bag styles as clutches!
Actual clutches are shaped to be, you know, 'clutched'
Use the straps you Dickehead!

 

[massive eye roll]

Wednesday night roots must’ve been hella good **insert crickets chirping**
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no AmyLou your son is just happy to have a normal burger in a normal bun!!!!