Emmylou Loves #83 Snitchells & sadza & zim gala dinners. These are a few of EL’s favourite things

[rita.margs]

Are they a tight fitting pant like the left leg or are they loose like the right leg?!
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They’re loose fitting. Or wide leg, whatever the proper fashion term is.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Zoe Moss is so unflattering. They sit so funny on the models. The material looks so cheap.

 

[notgifted]

Are they a tight fitting pant like the left leg or are they loose like the right leg?!
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She's chosen those models on purpose to make herself look like the slim model

That appears to be 100% what she has done, what a bleep.

 

[Whiskers1]

Careful, the self-appointed headmistress will tell us off again

I just spat my cuppa out
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Bloody heck its the midget and the giants. The
Styling on these garments are unflattering. Skivvies don’t look good on big chested gals.

Good bloody lord, what is that black and grey outfit?
That's not fashion, it's putrid.

 

[Soft like Butter]

I just want to see her in some closed heels for once when she wears her fancy outfits, plus that toe ring makes me sick

 

[Michy02]

Port Melbournes most famous Supermodel is back at it again! It’s a vibe

 

[Oops I did it again]

Oh WOW!!!! I’m amazed! Absolute full credit belongs to @Oops I did it again as I was only following on from their thread suggestion and didn’t even mean for my little song to become a thread suggestion.
In all fairness, please pass on my jars of black sauce and Christian’s OF vouchers to @Oops I did it again.

so fun to be back. Let’s all try to be much funnier this thread, ok?

My first thread title (joint) but I’ll take it. About to watch the slug as I haven’t caught up today.

 

[Oxtail_spew]

You want funny fezzas? Here’s funny!

Is. She. bleeping. Serious??
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These pants look like the ones my Nana used to wear (RIP Nana Mary) to her darts comps down at the Royal Mail Hotel in Sebastopol on Widow Wednesdays circa 1989.

Nobody is wearing this tit except for portly scrub nurses in a re-make of MASH.

duck off 51%.

This is far too relatable to me and I actually cackled. God bless darts at the royal mail . My old local!

 

[broughtthisforyou]

They’re joking right?
I’m a smaller build but I just don’t find these flattering on anyone

 

[KmartByron]

Are they a tight fitting pant like the left leg or are they loose like the right leg?!
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She's chosen those models on purpose to make herself look like the slim model

I honestly thought she looked like the fifth boob between them, with her stupid bulbous head.

 

[nothappymegs]

They’re joking right?
I’m a smaller build but I just don’t find these flattering on anyone

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They are definitely too small on that model. The right size on has more of a pleat, loose fitting over crotch/hip area. But they are hideous on anyone of any size. Definitely awful pants.

 

[cashedupbogan]

Those pants are probably made with the wrong material or have absolutely no lining as it shoes any lumps and bumps

 

[ActiveLies]

Those pants are very bowls club, aren’t they?

and as always GET OFF THE FARKIN’ ROAD YA MUPPET.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Those pants are very bowls club, aren’t they?

and as always GET OFF THE FARKIN’ ROAD YA MUPPET.

All I was doing was watching the black car. Way too polite. I would have honked my horn.

 

[OhMyLou]

They’re joking right?
I’m a smaller build but I just don’t find these flattering on anyone

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Agree no disrespect but why would you wear tit pants that show the most unflattering parts of your body. How is that confidence. When I was larger there was no way I’d show my bad bits I knew I looked tit pretty sure this girl knows it’s a crap outfit on her body too

Zoe Moss is a horrible brand shot styles and worst fabrics
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Why are her boobs so far apart when she’s normally tapping them up to get volume. I’m a solid D and mine only go sideways when I’m lying down. That face is so smug so punchable

 

[Oxtail_spew]

Agree no disrespect but why would you wear tit pants that show the most unflattering parts of your body. How is that confidence. When I was larger there was no way I’d show my bad bits I knew I looked tit pretty sure this girl knows it’s a crap outfit on her body too

Zoe Moss is a horrible brand shot styles and worst fabrics
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Why are her boobs so far apart when she’s normally tapping them up to get volume. I’m a solid D and mine only go sideways when I’m lying down. That face is so smug so punchable
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100% right. That fabric cut even remotely wrong shows every lump and bump and everything you don’t wanna show. Cut correctly and it’s incredibly flattering! I used to have killer pants made with similar fabric when I was 18 that I stole from my Mum and everyone commented on them. And I wasn’t super slim! They just worked!!!

 

[Hereforthecheezels]

‘I wear are the size 12/14’

Much professional…..

 

[Limpy Love]

They’re joking right?
I’m a smaller build but I just don’t find these flattering on anyone

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If poor Erica is a 16, I'm a six.

 

[Buttercup725]

All I was doing was watching the black car. Way too polite. I would have honked my horn.

It's a knit but she doesn't know the name of it....I guess that's the part of Zoe Moss she doesn't own. She is such a bad business owner. Those clothes look so damn cheap.

 

[peacefulsoul]

Bloody heck its the midget and the giants. The
Styling on these garments are unflattering. Skivvies don’t look good on big chested gals.

She’s bringing back the ugly patterns again. Remember the style right when she started the clothing line, so out dated!
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If poor Erica is a 16, I'm a six.

Erica needs to run away as fast as she can. Amy Lou is doing her no favours.